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xth for pepe

>level 200+

This is my first one I've seen, has anyone here seen any?

>I'm keeping track of the matches & stay/leave in.

people do that? i thought the game was all about the lootboxes and grinding them

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how do I play D.va, also fuck widow maker and their pocket mercys

Why does this game have no literal team balance? No reason should it be me and 5 Hanzos vs a balanced team with a healer, a tank, a support, a flanker, and so on

She killed her husband. Shit waifu

There will be ranked mode soon, but we have a group of Weegy Weggys who just watch e-sports all day and dream about being pro, so they solo queue in casual mode and look up all their casual mode stats and pretend they're "good" or something

games about shooting people and getting easy kills.

I legit cant play torbjorn, hes too close to the ground.

Ive never felt sick playing a computer game before but this is definitely the closest I've come to it.

imagine how peter dinklage must feel

>hes too close to the ground.

yep. it is like playing a driving sim with the camera in the bumper. I cant deal with it.

>always played the tall characters
>picked torb for the first time
>"why did I spawn in crouch?"

hey assfuck
when genji uses deflect stop shooting at him

bump .

i usually just continue shooting him, if im lucky ill kill some teammates and the genjew once he stops swinging his sword

Why do Widows always descope quickly after shooting? What's the benefit?

you move faster when not scoped so if the enemy team has a widow, you increase your chance of survival by at least a little.

what do you guys think about saying gg?

i say "gg ez" even if i lose lol.

If you see this or less then 5 minutes, then congratulations you're not a mcshitter

Yi Yi!

Is there a way to get the origins skins without buying the entire game over? Like is there a way to just pay the cost difference?

Huntress widow would be a good waifu.

Pretty sure there's an upgrade to origins edition option

How would you buff him?

He desperately needs one.

Don't know why blizzard only gave him 150 health

I thought I remembered seeing it somewhere too, but I can't find it anywhere.

PHARAHPLAYERS NEED TO END THEIRSELVES

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CHARACTER

I'm a girl

>i say "gg ez" even if i lose
I suppose losing is easy.

>game finishing
>check widow's profile from both teams teams
>63 hours on widow next is mercy with 3 hours
>44 hours on widow next is mccree with 31 hours
>avoid this player
>avoid this player

Ah I found it. If you go to buy the origins edition it gives you a discounted price at checkout.

Nerf Widowmaker. Make rmb less useless.

so mad

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25 armor, he's a robot and doesn't have any.
Would make sense, and help him not die to a single Tracer clip if she's shit.

>tfw no succubus(male) gf
>tfw not a succubus(male)

Have you got your Pharah yet /owg/?

>Wasting money on figurines
>Wasting money on disgustingly ugly figurines

>literal dogshit skin

Jelly

That skin is awesome though, love the helmet change

What's the appeal for these? The giant stupid head and the beady eyes are so unappealing. Is it some sort of refined moe taste or something? I mean, at least it's not like the super sexualized hot glue fodder, but Christ, man, why not wait for some cooler looking shit?

They're cute and cheap.

>can't play Torbjorn anymore because anyone competent downs my turret in seconds
>end up as a shitty damage dealer unless i'm ulting

Is it sad that I haven't had this much fun with a multiplayer game in years?

reminder to never trust replays

I can't play this game anymore. The people can't fathom teamwork or switching out characters. I don't know why, but these people I can put in group with are fucking retards.

I'd buy a good quality figure if they ever made one

I found one /owg/

>lvl 24
>people still ignore symmetras turrets

I thought I get matched with better people as I level up.

>a Hanzo named locked

Oh how amusing.

D.va go back to your twitch stream

sounds like a turret placement issue.

Here's how I would buff him
>fix hitboxes sizes to actually fit models.
>actually learn how to aim with him and learn how to stay alive because he is squishy
>stop complaining about it on Veeky Forums
actually I wouldn't buff him, Were you expecting all the heroes to be braindead easy? because if thats what you were expecting well, I have some bad news for you senpai.

I hate see Mei on the other team, but I like watching her walk on my team.

>play like shit the whole game
>minimal impact on team outcome
>didn't even know right click damage beam existed
>still get the whole team to suck my sweaty oversized clit after getting a four person rezz POTG

Feels great. Truly this hero was made for grillgaymurs.

Looks a lot better in Anubis's black and gold.

I can't play a game without atleast two epic bowmans spamming arrows like no tomorrow. Help.

>mfw I am killed by Zenyatta

I bring great shame upon my family

If I had that one I would use it

>it's a against 2 Winstons pre-made team

There's just so many of them, is this some hot meta?

someone do this but with a diff overlay instead of side by side

20 tickrate

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post feet

He hits fucking hard m8, especially if you have orb on you. Don't feel shame, just spawn kill him the entire game because he can't do anything about it.

>my sweaty oversized clit

That's called a dick

because if zenyatta actually had any survivability he would be 100% required in every game. The only thing he needs is for his hitbox to match his model.

I like temple of anubis

>ult
>Mei on your team puts an ice wall in front of you
Holy fuck, just remove her from the game.

Ahh yes I forgot about that.
>I would make the game atleast 60 tick rate.

I do feel shame because he's a squishy, underpowered hippie

Usually I cut through Zenyattas no problem

Double hot monkey dick meta is the only meta right now, everything else is subpar.

Tfw don't know how to play symmetra

you would not be having this problem if you weren't bad

Counter with Roadhog. Roadhog's only counter is another Roadhog. I wish I was playing Roadhog instead of going on a date tonight.

I like it much more now that I seem to get decently matched rounds there

saw one a couple of days ago believe it or not

Can someone post the Reaper players collection image

>start dodging mememura and temple of anus
>as well as every fucking koth
>actually have fun

>it's not my trash main's fault, it's yours!
All Mei mains need to end their own lives.

So how do you beat it? Every time me and my pals get rekt by it the enemy team goes all smug about it

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Nerf Widowmaker, turn health into armor and allow orb casting while charging his alt fire.

lol if you think i've been in the same match as a mei, much less played one. unlike you, i'm not garbage

I feel like if the enemy team is downing your turrets that fast you need to just switch to another hero (preferably a counter to the pharah/widowmaker who keeps shooting your fucking turrets)
Also
>shitty damage dealer
His shotgun is excellent if you can actually aim.

Thank you relative.

>mfw i suck at playing mercy and scrub around doing lucio instead

git gud

I would by jelly if it was like a really nice figurine of her "jump jet" pose, like on a clear stand or something.

POP figures look like plastic bobble head garbage.

>it keeps expanding