Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

"Ashe Mallory" Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>bombs!
>metafriends in research, ban they!
>rev!
>waifufaggotry!

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>tfw never been a morena edition of the thread

medigun never

AVALI WHEN

>got the SME to a gigawatt and the temps where stable

fuck the thread with the dumb op

pretty impressive when half the station was blown to shit.

I took out the battery from engineering APC with 2 minutes till shuttle hoping singuloose would happen quicker.

xth for waifufaggotry a shit

dont go down the path of waifus lest ye turn to regret it later on in your spess career

you gotta link the cloner with a multitool

it's a bitch

Goon walls when?
Goon borgs when?
Why don't we just recreate goon everything? We already have the same kind of admin team, metaclub discord and autistic playerbase.

I think linking them is still broken

>get distracted
>fuck my bomb mix
>6 dev
Those bombs could have been better.

Stop falseflagging.

>tfw can make bombcap bombs in 5 minutes but never get tator

>nothing on last time
>sawbones in the OP picture
>dumb edition name

Nice

Cloning is disabled

Ice wall, coming up!

All of you are fucking faggots.

Come bounce on my dick.

Who is this?

Shiggy.

I heard that guy prefers Cervi

I don't think you know what falseflagging means

Eh Shiggy's ok. At least it's not Niggly.

Inty is still the best, though.

Says the guy who misspells his name.

Say that to me IRL and I'll misspell something for you, big boy.

Which is better to bring back from mining, plasteel or metal and plasma?

You're just mad that Inti-sama will never tickle your cervix but already tickled mine.

50/50 both

Fuck you, I'm still getting tickled, just you wait.

Not if I can help it!

what happens if you're silicon and someone law 2's you to ERP with them?

You adminhelp them for raping you.

You ahelp and comply so it counts as rape.

Dude spykids is on the tv fuck space these movies are so good

i'm outta here time for spy kids

>got the SME to a gigawatt
Impressive.
You should have made a railgun. A railgun with a gigawatt in it is a force of nature.

You ahelp it so admins can rape their ass

>Bee was playing back then

God I miss that player. Always tried to be a positive influence on everyones round; helping with gimmicks, rp, helping with autism forts/resources.

Feels bad now.

Spy kids is legit funny, i'm cracking up at some of the gags god damn

>Cloning is disabled

wat

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what station?

Shame the bombcap on this server is so fucking tiny

That was a pretty direct subversion

7 dev is pretty large, one bomb is enough to damage a department beyond repair.

nice loli

UK tv on skysuperheros, like 40 mins left of the movie

>get traitor
>someone has toxins set up
>spend a while coming up with elaborate scheme
>shuttle is immediately called
>get killed by AI despite it's laws being not to kill syndicate members

it's all your fault, shiggy

SPY KIDS IS TOO DEEP
DO YOU THINK GODS STAYS UP IN HEAVEN BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF HIS CREATIONS

>beyond repair.
I take that as a challenge

Hard mode: you're emagged

Stop blaming other players for your shitness.

easy mode: engiborg with hypercell

>>get killed by AI despite it's laws being not to kill syndicate members
Have you ever read the tippy toppest law of the Syndicate lawset.

Which one spessmen?

Obviously amazon chocolate or african queen

they're all shit

California gold is best although she has a penis

That's not a bad thing

xDDDD

Dusky dravidian for me.

I wish women with dark skin and caucasian features were more common.

>babbys first sme
Come back when you crack 10 and we will be impressed.
Gj otherwise.

Fuck off, Intigracy is not a good admin or a good person.

This meme needs to stop.

Can we please make Sawbones an admin

rip mime

i didn't know saving one life would take another ;_;

mime did nothing wrong

#mimeLivesMatter

There needs to be more hats in the collectible hat crate, there's very little good in there and the ultra rare cuban hat doesn't even look great

>We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
can we stop this?

it's a /gsg/ meme, we should keep it

>Steal the clown's ID
>hide in a closet in maint
>Send "BOFA DEEZ NUTS" to the AI
>Get autotraitored
>Glue the Clown's ID and my emag
>run around having fun

I was laughing almost the whole round

sprite new hats and/or code it

>login
>see this
What do?

Join as the botanist and smoke out

sorry senpai, i was going to play another round but i need to sleep

i then went on to shitpost for 20 minutes

fuck

whelp, see you fucks tomorrow, i love all of you

What hats do you want to see senpai?

who are you

Only one that comes to mind is the generic stack of hats.
Wait can we wear a fruit bowl hat yet?

fursuit heads

Sleep Tite Crewer

>that looc saltyness

some vox faggot desu

Do we have runescape phats yet?

How do I get the birdseeds?

Pray for the birdgod

>get no-fruit in botany crate
>grind it up
>1 unit of nothing

Are you retarded?

A full gigawatt? What was your setup?

Supercooled plasma for cooling and 3 emitters

How did you cool your plasma? I usually can't get it past -265.7C or so.

Today, the captain was not a comdom.

That's about it.

said no one ever.

captain last round was pretty chill

t. No one ever

>kills two innocent people

>lubing the station
>innocent

So what in the world was your setup? I've never actually gotten past 13.6 MW from a single radiation collector, with 1 gigawatt you're far past that.

def condom

Check the multitools descriprion

i might be, why?

I'm pretty sure that's just for cloning whatever you set it to clone (IDs, frequencies, so on). Certainly has nothing to do with *actual* cloning.
Anyway, just unscrew and rescrew the cloning monitor and it should work, no multitool required