Overwatch General - /owg/

>He posted it again

>team picks 3 tracers a reaper and a genji on Numbani defense
>lose in 2 minutes

What am I was supposed to pick to carry those retards?

>use my ult as D.va
>tell team to rush in and kill anybody hiding behind a lamp post so they don't die
>they all stand back with me thinking my ult will kill them too
WHY DO THEY DO THIS.
TELL ME. IS IT FREUD'S CONDITIONING?
PSYCHOLOGY MAJORS TELL ME.

I wish I could disenchant all these ugly legendary/purple/blue skins and actually use it to unlock something good looking like emotes and victory poses and such.

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get more playtime
around 40 hours in you barely ever see them, and if you do it's them getting fucking destroyed

if anything, bastion and torb are underpowered right now

the people who play bastion and torbj might as well be playing an entirely different game. the entire game is built around one set of skills. with these characters, you dont need them. in fact you dont need any skills at all.

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I'm just happy that I don't face double fucking Winston in every game.

Is there a gayer thing to do? If you stack and double up on Winston, fuck you. Seriously, fuck off.

Who gives a shit about Widow, just don't look at her and she goes away. You can't do anything about two Winstons jumping at the same time even if you somehow through sheer luck kill one, you are dead as fuck.

Alright, so maybe I'm dumb, but I decided to pick 1 character of each categories and master them.

For Offense, I go Mcree, for Defense, Hanzo, for Tank, Roadhog and for support, Lucio

do I have shit taste?

I want to know Sombra's release date.

Because shitters can't into teamwork. Most are too dumb to stand behind me when I play reinhardt and shoot enemy turrets and stuff. The average IQ of them seems to be room temperature.

play lucio and try to keep them healed up as they pick the enemy team apart, having no tank will be a problem though

>be D.Va with full team over TS
>Mei tells me to ult in she will do the same
>we do
>rein, McCree and pharra is staying back and fighting tracer for 2 days
>when they finally come on point other team respawned
>they have ults up now
>mfw

He looks so retarded without helmet

>keep getting put into 200+ ping servers

what the fuck blizzard

Feel like making some animated Overwatch porn.

Suggestions for girls + positions because I'm an uncreative fuck atm.

isnt the warning symbol also visible for your team?

i bet some people confuse it as an enemy d.va ult even though it flies into the enemies direction

thats just not true man. you are thinking of pro-level play, where neither are seen very much. day to day play of all the average play involves a fuck ton of bastin and torbj, on virtually every defense map.

anyway, i can beat them as much as i can beat any other hero. it just warps the game in such a fucking annoying way.

>Widowmaker gets nerfed
>Genji remains untouched
There is no justice in this world

It's not about iq, it's about selfishness, they just want to rack up kills while some mook stands on the point

>mcree

yes

76

He looks like from some cheap indie game.

Pharah and mercy doggy desu

I played against double Winstons on Anubis Attack
holy fucking shit they were annoying as fuck, we coudn't even flank because one of those fuckers always jump towards any flanker.

It was infuriating, if I wasn't playing with a friend I would have left that match instantly.

Pharah and Widowmaker hatefucking each other in scissor position

Xth for cute boys who play healsluts report in

Nope

>genji is only really dangerous if he ults
>has to rely on harassing from afar, bastions shooting at him while Lshifting people occasionally
>doesnt regen on his own

whats your point

human garbage, kill yourself

But he's fun

Shut up faggot

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But standing behind me as one and shooting the turrets and bastions and enemies would give them more points than running in alone and dying.

>Playing against Tracer is the same as playing Halo 2 against someone with monumentally shitty internet.

This can't be intentional.

>He didn't use Wraith Form

Olé!

Here

>mercy
>healslut
>secondary is the new primary because everyone wants to kill you at all times

if theres one thing mercy doesnt do its healing

We need more Reinhardt reactions. Post 'em

What a shit fetish

>Playing Pharah
>Mei uses her ult
>LShift is on cooldown
They really need to decrease Pharah's only useful ability.

just anything to do with widows bit fat juicy butt please

If you select the right region and you still get 180-200 ping you are either a third world subhuman or it's your problem/shit internet

tl:dr: it's your fault because you're stupid.

Genji is only a threat with his weeaboo stick out.

>Zenyatta is only 20 yo

not cute

Why did they bother make D.Va so cute and never gave her any cute clothes for the skins?

alright let's try it

sleep tight reaper

There's a secret pick to beat double Winston

It's D.Va. Ironic I know

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>IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

>mfw 2500 dps 15 sens

Has anybody managed to stay alive as D.va outside her mech for the whole match?

Being omnigger he doesn't need to grow up like humans so he has been an adult for that long.

How does this game play on toaster computers? If I use absolute lowest settings, will I be able to play it?

>3 pharrahs in my team
don't feed the Widowmaker you retards

I get put in proper servers most of the time but occasionally it decides to put me into ones that are overseas. It's a fault on their end not mine but nice try I guess.

>disenchant

back to /lolg/ u fagt

>Why did they bother make D.Va so cute
compensation for her being in the meka 90% of the time

thanks hammer-friends

Use E at your feet shitter.

You know what the problem with Bastion and Torb is? It's matchmaking.

See, they're easy for a decent player to counter, and so they're rare at high levels where everybody is playing in stacks, and especially in competitive play. In solo queue, though, you'll be spending most of your time trying to carry a gaggle of morons, and the characters that can actually carry and win the match aren't the ones that counter turrets well.

fuck you reaper I'm praying to 76 next time

you're so uninformed it's painful

stop posting here until you sort out your connection issue.

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>Mercy thinking they can heal

top kek. keep getting killed by any offense, I'll go heal over 40% of my team's damage overall.

>praying to the good sleep reaper when he isn't here
that's not how it works user

I don't have a connection issue lmao

Anyone else glad that dota is finally dying?

how do i check my mouse DPI?

sleep tight reaper

Mine is 7 years old and it runs at approximately 5 fps. It depends on the model.

>2500 dps
are you bastion

You forgot she's a necromancer

>No one picks support
>People complain when I pick Zenyatta

You don't need a necromancer when your team doesn't die, though.

Did Reaper ever have explosives?

He's show using what looks like a grenade launcher twice in the initial trailer

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>LMB does high damage and has no damage drop over long range
>LMB and RMB are strong in close combat
>wall climb and shift make him one of the most mobile heroes and in the case of shift even does damage while moving
>reflect returns a bullshit amount of damage for all hitscan weapons
>reflect starts reflecting before the animation starts for opponent
>reflect even reflects opponent's ults because why not
>using any other ability after reflect is instant no sort of cooldown in any form
>his ult isn't that strong to be honest but can do some neat CQC damage if the enemy doesn't shoot you down

TL;DR he can counter every single other hero except maybe McCree's stun+RMB but he gets nerfed soon
He is effective at any range, you cannot escape him due to his mobility and his E is just broken as fuck

>approximately 5 fps
what

>1000dps 6 sens
How do you go so fast and not fuck up your aim?

will we get a precise way to adjust sensitivity like in every other game that ever involved first person shooting with the patch today? no

Pharah facesitting

>Hate Tracer from the start
>Stupid accent drives me nuts
>Stupid animations make me want to punch her
>Can't stand her zipping all over the place when I'm trying to kill her
>Everything about her makes me want to murder her
>Take utter glee in catching her with Roadhog or Junkrat

Flash forward to a few days ago.

>Have seen some good players use her on Twitch
>Been on a shitty streak, end up with a comp where playing her makes sense
>Ugh, I guess I'll give her a shot
>wait, I'm killing people?
>holy shit
>This is so fun
>Hahahaha fuck you enemy team you can't catch me
>40 kills what?
>gottagofast.png
>Wait, why didn't I notice how cute her little hair flip is?
>That little "yeah!" when she respawns makes my heart skip a beat
>OMG Tracer is bae
>Everybody else is so slow and boring now

What the fuck is happening to my life?

>Snipers that say need healing when they are on a roof and you are lucio
>Snipers that say need healing when you are mercy/zenyatta and they won't move to a spot that lets you get to them

is there a more precise way that being able to set up individual sensitivity for each character?

That was scrapped because of balance.

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>400dpi 5sens
How do you go so fast and not fuck up your aim?

PS
everyone who has a parkinsons sens like yours and his probably has less than 50% accuracy with S76's rifle and mccrees peacemaker