/d2g/ - dota

Be blizzard.

*looks at hots agonizing in the corner*

Do you still need someone to play with?

Reminder:

this metas boring as fuck

I get what they're trying to do. They're trying to close the power gap between carry and support so that every hero is useful at all points of the game. That's why they changed faceless void into a meme-carry. That's why they turned abyssal blade into a mid-game build-up item. That's why they're giving pure damage on every fucking support hero and buffing stupid fucking items like hurricane pike.

Ultimately this is blurring the concept between 'core' and 'support' so much that it's increasingly common to draft 4 traditional core line-ups that split farm 4 ways and 1 traditional support. Because the game lets you do this. And you get what you had last major, just a bunch of meme-tanks and retarded no-skill meme-heroes like naix, slardar, tidehunter, dragon knight, and deathprophet just fucking RUNNING at each other for 20 minutes and then the game is over.

This games a fucking MEME-game and I miss the days of Black^ faceless void 5 man chrono'ing entire teams and wrecking everyone with bfury. THERE'S NO FUCKING HARD CARRY ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T CARRY WITH A FUCKING 15 MINUTE DRAGON KNIGHT OR NAIX FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP AT 10 MINUTES. FUCK THIS GAME.

This games going to shit and REDDITURDS will defend it. I can't be the only one who feels this way.

>hots is dead in less than a year
>people think this wont happen with overshit

>hots dead
>sc2 dead
>overmeme will die after another fotm replaces it
If only Hearthstone flopped.

they are having a "major" right now apparently

>not even 20k viewers
this is beyond sad actually

I only just realized how good slardar was after the major. The uptime on the hero is amazing. You run around the map with 522 ms and stun fools left and right

Every fucking game some jungler walks out with 14 minute deso armlet iron talon

fucking nice game faggots

i will do nothing but LC jungle from now

I take it you didn't watch the finals then

pick riki you dunce

Reminder to play good singleplayer games from time to time to maintain sanity.

Neither did Liquid.

you are correct sir. i've actually stopped playing this patch.

it makes me sick to my stomach to read reddit posts. do those fucking imbeciles at valve actually consider that as being the majority opinion of dota players??

all my old mates rarely play and most absolutely loathe the game now and lost all hope in actually turning better.

Now, imagine if hots wasn't a blizzard game, who would play it?

>tfw this dango guy keeps spamming support morph at 6k and there's nobody to stop him

>THERE'S NO FUCKING HARD CARRY ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T CARRY WITH A FUCKING 15 MINUTE DRAGON KNIGHT
Agree, you either are already winning with stuff like void at 15 min or you are getting throned at 30 mins.

>not picking bounty or riki to stop this

Yeah I tried with Bounty.

When I wasn't on lane the rest of the lanes got fucking stomped

i jungle with ls and riki or bh are a welcomed sight, easy free hps

So, when supports feed and complain they aren't getting carried, it's actually their fault because there isn't a 1v9 rice carry anymore, huh.

well at shit mmr its not a problem but at higher mmr the mid actually comes to help once LS is spotted

its ok m8, im sure you will get out of 2k eventually

sc2 isnt dead you piece of shit we have a stronger community then ever!

join us in /scv/ for some quality sc2 posting!

>MID
>LEAVING THE FUCKING MID LANE TO GANK A FUCKING JUNGLER LIKE LIFESTEALER
HAHAHAHH hHOHOHYOHYOHA

post nice end scores for my autistic brain

Uh, at non shit mmr they don't just auto you, you know.

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

I wonder who's behind this post.

VEGETABLE

Who the fuck is TheCoon?

>My 'jungler Axe'
>AFK for 30 minutes

>Their jungle Juggernaut
>600GPM in 8 minutes and rolling over lanes

nice nice nice

A jew

>ESL this weeekend without token shit teams like EG or secret, only good teams

>qualis next week with all the clown teams like Kaipi, AF, the russians, EG and Secret.

wew the ride never ends

Do abandons still count for party members or has that changed?

>only good teams
Uh, Alliance and CoL are there?

its literally a free kill in the first few minutes of the game

>Players that don't alt-click their skills before a fight if they're ready or not
why

>not shutting down enemy's greedier jungler

serves you right

>554 last hits on am
>under 1k tower damage
>did less hero damage than witch doctor
kek

so is liquid the new c9?

>Coordination in LE_PUB

>Alliance
The team that theory crafts the most and actually takes risks with "meme" drafts. Literally always fun to watch.
>CoL
Friendship based pseudo-NA team. It's fun to see swindle sperg out.

They're on the lower end of Tier 1, but still good teams.

Well sure, worked for n0lans i guess
but more likely he's just gonna get cucked out of relevancy again

The new combat view thing on dotabuff is really useful

when you make bad builds you can see how incredibly bad

Like in this entire game I did a total of about 1000 battlefury cleave damage to the opposing team, thats fucking nothing, if I had mjolnir I would've done way more extra damage

they are top12 worldwide

by shit teams I mean mineski, wings, eg or secret

No, they best thing about C9 was the ridiculous games and throws, the always finishing 2nd place thing was just a bonus.

I'm so fucking mad right now
>Study Biochemistry
>Have time for about 1 game a week
>Find match
>Blue instantly marks mid, "me mid"
>Ok
>Blue guy hovers over Invoker
>Yellow instantly picks Invoker, marks jungle says "vosque"
>I can only win this game if I snowball hard, proceed to pick Slark
>Orange picks Weaver, marks Bot lane
>Start game, politely ask weaver to solo top, while I go bot with Rubick, get no answer, Rubick and Weaver head off to bot lane
>I'm so fucking mad I forget to buy items
>Invoker tries to cliff jungle using branches, fails all his atempts, only has a Faerie Fire
>Have to solo lane against an Anti Mage and a support Slardar, doing decent-ish
>3 minutes in First Blood, my Nyx mid was killed by the enemy Storm
>Instant rage quit, get sent to low prio, have to win 3 games
Nice game Valve

Speaking of le_pubs, why PUGs and inhouses are not a thing in Dota?

t. gotard

Is there a guide for all the fancy clicks this game has? Such as and the stuff like >x is missing. and declaring that you are going to buy something or that you need x amount of gold to buy something and so on.

They are though?

>Have time for about 1 game a week
Stopped reading right here, my casual friendo

Unless you're a NEET you shouldn't be playing Dota.
Coming home after a tough day of work/school and only having about 2h of free time and then spend it on 2 shit matches of Dota 2 can will completely ruin your day.

>Madara going vanguard on terror
What could he be plotting?

God, why is this hairstyle so hot. I literally can't stop masturbating

I think I do decently for the amount of time I get to play, I have 3.3k mmr, but recently I've been paired with fucking reatards for no reason

where?

>this hairstyle so hot

Yes, dyke hair. Amazing.

if evens i play a video game of dota 2

Is Visage the most forgotten hero in the game?

Seriously, why don't people pick him, is he just shit?

*schlick schlick schlick*

What kind of a question is that? Literally the second game in the watch tab.

>Is Visage the most forgotten hero in the game?
>Seriously, why don't people pick him, is he just shit?

Because offlaners are not even in the offlane anymore, so there is no one to kill.

>decently
>3.3k mmr
No

he is pretty shit without drow honestly

i just play to spam ggboots tinker desu ne k-kawaii

Consider I play 1 game a week, not just the number in a vacuum

considering that the a giant part of the dota community is below 2,5k. you could say he did somewhat decent.

Coming from a guy who grinded his sorry ass to 4,8k and had the joy of playing with the biggest bunch of sociopathic retards for weeks.

>that riki build
>that DP build
>2 vlads
>carry tusk
>that dk build
wtf am I looking at

ive played this shit game for 3 years and almost 1000 games total and im still 2.4k mmr i need to kill myself

More like whore. She already has that shitty piercing anyway. Not even Flowersong can salvage that. Might as well go with corruption fetish. Now just add some tattoos and she turns into pornstar wannabe.

>play wr
>kotl gets level 6 and starts tping me into the enemy team every time he can
>omg noob wr stop feeding
i've never seen such autism, it took me 3 deaths to realize he is just trying to lose the game and disable help

dont ask my why naga built a vlads at like 40 minutes after i told her i was already building one. people below like 4.5k dont understand not duping items

HOW THE FUCK IS LIFESTEALER BALANCED

I DIE IN 3 AUTO ATTACKS AS WRAITH KING

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Yeah, user, a hairstyle definitely makes woman a whore.

I CHARGE AHEAD

Man, Madara really is getting shitfucked back to the fucking stone age, you guys.

This game is so fucking angering to play alone like holy fuck

>he fell for the Infinite Tsukuyomi

LAMO

Will Attacker finally be picked up by a team with all these buffs?

>i cant read skills

Dont pick a strength core into naix
Dont pick a high health core into naix
Dont pick a high strength gain hero into naix
Dont play against naix without a force staff

problem solved
hero countered

>He still plays dotards 2

Why are you guys still torturing yourselves like this?

That is rather fucking unfortunate.

>this is a strength hero meta
>if I get a support I die in 1 hit
>If I get a agi carry I die in 2 hits
>If I get a strength hero I die in 3 hits

what went wrong?

No non-shitty female ever used that crappy hairstyle. Go fuck yourself.

out based Mohammed doesn't want to be picked up tho

is shit
shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

someone picked encrapness

you're in the abuse game