Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

dotabuff.com/players/76382816
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122955294/#122955410
twitter.com/odpixel/status/667382803227672576
youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6XwpzdTCY
uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/pd6xr7
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Our guy hasn't been active for 2 weeks, I'm starting to get worried.

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

First for Sheever and daily reminder that if you don't think Sheever is OUR GIRL it's because you have a pathological hate of women.

Would you lick her armpits?

can someone please explain this meme to me. i don't get it.

First for Juggernaut and daily reminder that if you don't think Yurnero is OUR SWORDSMAN it's because you have a pathological hate of samurai.

PIT LORD CONFIRMED

WHERE ARE THE ESPORTS?

>other team picks bristle
>clearly solo offlane
>pick safelane dusa

huehuehue

Will Artour quit dota if Secret doesn't make it to TI?

I know I'm shit. How do I get better other than don't die so much your team wishes you would just leave.

dotabuff.com/players/76382816

Yes, this is my account. People can be this bad. All the matches that happened before 2016 I was living in Japan so the lag was pretty bad playing from my crap laptop.

tide was always trash

the only reason teams pick it is because of tower defense and he can farm easily.
outside of that he is trash and provides nothing else aside from ravage

How the fuck do you win games if one of your players or two are just outright fucking sĀ“tupid

artour will keep riding on teams back like he always did.

you clearly don't understand how esports works. no one gives a fuck about prizes if you have celebrities on your team, they draw viewers and those viewers watch commercials.

therefore secret is making more stable income rather than winning cash prizes that gets taxed anyway

You have under 500 games and your favorite heroes are kinda trash
Your winrate is positive so you're not doing that bad really

Identify the enemy stupids and feed upon them

How much worth can it be to have rtz stream on PandaTV? Kemal can't make money out of Secret that way.

Game coordinator currently being updated ?

tfw you're core naga and you ult to save your own 20k networth life and the supports get mad because it stopped them getting a kill

tfw they call your 800 gpm 1k mmr trash

tfw there's 5 nagas so that is infact the entire team and everyone else is just there to create space for the first 17 mins

yeah pit lord with hats and LC comic incoming

what happened to coordinator? i hope he is ok

GTFO SLARDAR ;(

get good at the game

You could have spent the entire game using the Ulti as a anti BKB tool.
Instead you decided to wiff your dick and don't communicate.
Stop being bad.

If you play a fun-vacuum hero like Naga or Tinker, don't expect anyone to thank you even if you're winning
In fact expect to be reported

shut up support cucks

But Naga gaming is fun...

reported for holding 9 players hostage for 65 minutes

arteezy is a huge draw, he got about similar the draw of dendi

10k viewers on twitch is alot of money

does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?

sheever creepers really are the worst kind of people

I wonder if Twitch actually feels upset about famous Dotards not streaming there anymore.

Yeah but how much he gets on PandaTV?

He doesn't even stream that often since they made that change.

...

Arteezy is a wannabe nigger and EE is a MAL baby.
Nothing of value was lost.

of course, any company should upset that they lose to competitors

it's probably Owen shitposting on /d2g/

ODPixel is reddit's guy

pandaTV? did he get a deal there?

Willing to bet it's Bulldog.

>Play Farm Vacuum
>Can't even do mechanics right
>Literally waste slot
>9/10 chance of failing to defend in lategame siege, or failing basic mechanics like when to Blink Dagger queue

it's sheever posting herself then schlicking to the replies

What do you mean by this?
The fact is, ODPixel is a confirmed and notorious /d2g/ poster, whether you like it or not.

Everyone on Team Secret streams on PandaTV now.

nice source senpai

go after the dumbasses on the other team and get a lot of farm off them

Open the fuck up motherfucker because you're about to get your ass spoonfed.

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122955294/#122955410

twitter.com/odpixel/status/667382803227672576

That's just off the top of my head. Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.

Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

>
>Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.

The fall of dota 2 isn't caused by overwatch, retard, it's Team Fortress 2 all over again.
The ever increasing amount of cosmetics just makes performance worse with each patch. The game is so full of bloat and stale that people stop caring.

Step 1. Denial

also the constant patches that encourage 5 manning there is no novelty in being a high skill player anymore

You're not supposed to win team games on your own.

>implying the vast majority of the players are high skill players

>e3 on
>Overwatch numbers low

Wow its almost like the casual fanbases crossover :)

>Dota2's numbers even lower.

>play fun heroes
>lose
>play boring heroes
>win
wtf dotards

english streamers on atm: cancel, draskyl, bone7, esl reruns
russians asleep
chinks using other websites

I need help. I think i'm going to build a cheap pc for various game (i don't care about recent AAA games). Mine can run it but I had to repair it so often, it's just shit now. I need a motherboard, gpu, cpu
preferably intel nvidia

that's not the point.
at the time dendi was a rare breed, nowdays you have at least 1 dendi on every team.
the novelty of being a dominant mid player is gone.

most carry heroes can't reach their full potential anymore since games are so fast paced

>never play tiny before
>ask team if I can
>I play tiny
>die
>"FUCK SHIT TINY, DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY?"
>team keeps harassing me
>I just wanna have fun

should i be 9k MMR+?

>what are private lobbies and bot matches?

>death prophet picker
>alch picker
>od picker
>viper picker
>bloodcyka picker
you should be prevented from playing dota

i5 4690 (or newer if cheaper)
wait for the amd 470
16 gigs
whatever mobo is compatible (check pcpartpicker)

ggwp

>numbers almost the same as a dead 15 year old game

LMAO OVERWATCH GAMESHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Retarded mid player starts flaming the team because he can't watch a mini map.
>Say "Muted" in team chat
>Those delicious butt tears.
HIGHLY recommended, especially if you do it with 0 build up.

>wait

killed by this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6XwpzdTCY

>21st of June
>TI6 qualifiers start with EG and Secret
>Steam summer sale

Man, shit's gonna be great. I literally won't be leaving my apartment for a week

WE'RE THE IMMORTALS

>death prophet picker
pre-nerf (a LONG time ago)
>alch picker
easy wins
>od picker
fuck you
>viper picker
probably all the times i had to pick it to counter pudge mid (and won)
>bloodcyka picker
probably random? i don't actually remember picking blood ever

>>alch picker
>easy wins
>>od picker
>fuck you
wow dude wtf is wrong with u...

$200 card that can do 970+ performance

just wait a month nigga

uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/pd6xr7

literally nothing
whats wrong with YOUR bad taste in moba champions?

>my bad taste
most played are jugg, slardar, void, sand king noob

can we do that thing where we post webms?

>jugg
>void

Post the webm

You know the one.

Say my name

The Team Destroyer, The Sultan of Choke, The Tzar of Backstabbing, The Master Of Throwing, The Infamous One

The one and only Arteezy

so eg practically already won ti6 right?


only blunder I can think of is if peter shuts the bed with the draft

REMAKE FOR KUNKKA AGHANIMS:

>No longer pulls enemies / starts at kunkka

>Now makes kunkka's ghost ship be manned by a crew of skeletal ghost pirates.
>While sailing, the ghost pirates fire cannons to port and starboard, aiming at heroes, creeps & towers. Cannonballs deal 100 damage and stun for 1 second in an aoe each
>Upon crashing, 6 skeleton pirates jump ashore. They are uncontrollable frenzied melee units with 500 hp 35 damage and last 30 seconds and attack in the direction of the enemy ancient.
>Ghost pirates have a passive skill: Cursed Immortality
>Upon dying they reincarnate to full HP after 3 seconds. Does not apply to their duration running out

REMAKE FOR OMNIKNIGHT AGHANIMS:

>No longer affects buildings / gives global aoe / increased duration to guardian angel.

>Now gives omniknight a new subskill: Resurrection.
>Active, 100 mana cost, 20 cooldown, 100 cast range
>Whenever an ally dies within 1600 aoe, their bounty is held back and they leave a corpse for 20 seconds. Omniknight can revive them to 100% HP and mana by praying at their corpse as a 5 second channeling spell. Gold/xp is awarded and corpse disappears if duration expires while omni isn't channeling, or that player buys back.

NEW AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE:

Aghanims added for Terrorblade:
>Reflection becomes a passive aura that affects enemy heroes/illusions within 900 range and for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after they leave the AoE
>Reflection aura is carried by terrorblade's illusions

TWEAK FOR TINKER AGHANIMS:
>Now also improves March of the Machines
>Heroes struck by march are revealed with truesight for 20 seconds

Remake for Omniknight
>removed from the game.

Remake for Kunkka
>removed from the game

Remake for Techies
>removed from the game

There, fixed.

...

there is no way EG lose in open qualis, they might have 90% winrate against an ORGANIZED 5-6k stack, maybe only 80% against semi-pro teams such as ixmike's

Secret on the other hand...

You are ______

ON COOLDOWN

Anyone want to watch ti4 hub again with me? ;_;

cucked

>Scientists baffled by man's ability to fuck up every time.

sounds great, but you'll have to add a 4000g recipe to aghs to balance those

...

Mildly inconvenienced.

what if there was aghs level 2 that was built out of a soul booster and 2 ult orbs

Dude must be dead by now, let him be.

Lmao how badly did he want to just die at that moment? Anybody have the clockwerk and ES ones?

what heroes should i play to deal no damage?

update?

co-ordinator is down for me, but the nice reddit man hasn't posted anything yet.

I wonder if Lobster Doom is still alive, drinking together with that retarded as fuck looking Earthshaker