Yes, this is my account. People can be this bad. All the matches that happened before 2016 I was living in Japan so the lag was pretty bad playing from my crap laptop.
Caleb Nelson
tide was always trash
the only reason teams pick it is because of tower defense and he can farm easily. outside of that he is trash and provides nothing else aside from ravage
Joshua Brown
How the fuck do you win games if one of your players or two are just outright fucking s´tupid
Colton Adams
artour will keep riding on teams back like he always did.
you clearly don't understand how esports works. no one gives a fuck about prizes if you have celebrities on your team, they draw viewers and those viewers watch commercials.
therefore secret is making more stable income rather than winning cash prizes that gets taxed anyway
Julian Cruz
You have under 500 games and your favorite heroes are kinda trash Your winrate is positive so you're not doing that bad really
Identify the enemy stupids and feed upon them
Colton King
How much worth can it be to have rtz stream on PandaTV? Kemal can't make money out of Secret that way.
Robert Anderson
Game coordinator currently being updated ?
Hunter Hill
tfw you're core naga and you ult to save your own 20k networth life and the supports get mad because it stopped them getting a kill
tfw they call your 800 gpm 1k mmr trash
tfw there's 5 nagas so that is infact the entire team and everyone else is just there to create space for the first 17 mins
Parker Sanders
yeah pit lord with hats and LC comic incoming
Nathan Brooks
what happened to coordinator? i hope he is ok
Parker Campbell
GTFO SLARDAR ;(
Nicholas Collins
get good at the game
Jonathan Cook
You could have spent the entire game using the Ulti as a anti BKB tool. Instead you decided to wiff your dick and don't communicate. Stop being bad.
Tyler Walker
If you play a fun-vacuum hero like Naga or Tinker, don't expect anyone to thank you even if you're winning In fact expect to be reported
Chase Lopez
shut up support cucks
Daniel Johnson
But Naga gaming is fun...
Cameron Hughes
reported for holding 9 players hostage for 65 minutes
Hudson Foster
arteezy is a huge draw, he got about similar the draw of dendi
10k viewers on twitch is alot of money
Landon Butler
does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
Ryder Wilson
sheever creepers really are the worst kind of people
Ethan Rodriguez
I wonder if Twitch actually feels upset about famous Dotards not streaming there anymore.
Lincoln Howard
Yeah but how much he gets on PandaTV?
He doesn't even stream that often since they made that change.
Asher Cox
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Caleb Turner
Arteezy is a wannabe nigger and EE is a MAL baby. Nothing of value was lost.
Dominic Johnson
of course, any company should upset that they lose to competitors
Nathaniel Myers
it's probably Owen shitposting on /d2g/
Nathaniel Gomez
ODPixel is reddit's guy
Jose Hall
pandaTV? did he get a deal there?
Xavier Taylor
Willing to bet it's Bulldog.
Jace Stewart
>Play Farm Vacuum >Can't even do mechanics right >Literally waste slot >9/10 chance of failing to defend in lategame siege, or failing basic mechanics like when to Blink Dagger queue
Joseph Hernandez
it's sheever posting herself then schlicking to the replies
Dominic Sanchez
What do you mean by this? The fact is, ODPixel is a confirmed and notorious /d2g/ poster, whether you like it or not.
William Collins
Everyone on Team Secret streams on PandaTV now.
Bentley Anderson
nice source senpai
Kayden Taylor
go after the dumbasses on the other team and get a lot of farm off them
Isaac Jones
Open the fuck up motherfucker because you're about to get your ass spoonfed.
That's just off the top of my head. Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.
Eli Gutierrez
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
Juan Edwards
> >Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.
Justin Taylor
The fall of dota 2 isn't caused by overwatch, retard, it's Team Fortress 2 all over again. The ever increasing amount of cosmetics just makes performance worse with each patch. The game is so full of bloat and stale that people stop caring.
Logan Thompson
Step 1. Denial
Leo Anderson
also the constant patches that encourage 5 manning there is no novelty in being a high skill player anymore
Adam Rodriguez
You're not supposed to win team games on your own.
Samuel Cruz
>implying the vast majority of the players are high skill players
Tyler Torres
>e3 on >Overwatch numbers low
Wow its almost like the casual fanbases crossover :)
Luke Morris
>Dota2's numbers even lower.
Julian Young
>play fun heroes >lose >play boring heroes >win wtf dotards
english streamers on atm: cancel, draskyl, bone7, esl reruns russians asleep chinks using other websites
Carson Ward
I need help. I think i'm going to build a cheap pc for various game (i don't care about recent AAA games). Mine can run it but I had to repair it so often, it's just shit now. I need a motherboard, gpu, cpu preferably intel nvidia
Austin Davis
that's not the point. at the time dendi was a rare breed, nowdays you have at least 1 dendi on every team. the novelty of being a dominant mid player is gone.
most carry heroes can't reach their full potential anymore since games are so fast paced
Nicholas Sullivan
>never play tiny before >ask team if I can >I play tiny >die >"FUCK SHIT TINY, DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY?" >team keeps harassing me >I just wanna have fun
David Hernandez
should i be 9k MMR+?
Christopher Hernandez
>what are private lobbies and bot matches?
Camden Reed
>death prophet picker >alch picker >od picker >viper picker >bloodcyka picker you should be prevented from playing dota
Mason Anderson
i5 4690 (or newer if cheaper) wait for the amd 470 16 gigs whatever mobo is compatible (check pcpartpicker)
ggwp
Tyler Brooks
>numbers almost the same as a dead 15 year old game
LMAO OVERWATCH GAMESHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Dominic Murphy
>Retarded mid player starts flaming the team because he can't watch a mini map. >Say "Muted" in team chat >Those delicious butt tears. HIGHLY recommended, especially if you do it with 0 build up.
>21st of June >TI6 qualifiers start with EG and Secret >Steam summer sale
Man, shit's gonna be great. I literally won't be leaving my apartment for a week
Sebastian King
WE'RE THE IMMORTALS
Logan Campbell
>death prophet picker pre-nerf (a LONG time ago) >alch picker easy wins >od picker fuck you >viper picker probably all the times i had to pick it to counter pudge mid (and won) >bloodcyka picker probably random? i don't actually remember picking blood ever
Lincoln Sanchez
>>alch picker >easy wins >>od picker >fuck you wow dude wtf is wrong with u...
literally nothing whats wrong with YOUR bad taste in moba champions?
Isaiah Powell
>my bad taste most played are jugg, slardar, void, sand king noob
Luke Martinez
can we do that thing where we post webms?
Easton Baker
>jugg >void
Jason Perry
Post the webm
You know the one.
Cameron Edwards
Say my name
Ian Williams
The Team Destroyer, The Sultan of Choke, The Tzar of Backstabbing, The Master Of Throwing, The Infamous One
The one and only Arteezy
Thomas Parker
so eg practically already won ti6 right?
only blunder I can think of is if peter shuts the bed with the draft
Charles Turner
REMAKE FOR KUNKKA AGHANIMS:
>No longer pulls enemies / starts at kunkka
>Now makes kunkka's ghost ship be manned by a crew of skeletal ghost pirates. >While sailing, the ghost pirates fire cannons to port and starboard, aiming at heroes, creeps & towers. Cannonballs deal 100 damage and stun for 1 second in an aoe each >Upon crashing, 6 skeleton pirates jump ashore. They are uncontrollable frenzied melee units with 500 hp 35 damage and last 30 seconds and attack in the direction of the enemy ancient. >Ghost pirates have a passive skill: Cursed Immortality >Upon dying they reincarnate to full HP after 3 seconds. Does not apply to their duration running out
REMAKE FOR OMNIKNIGHT AGHANIMS:
>No longer affects buildings / gives global aoe / increased duration to guardian angel.
>Now gives omniknight a new subskill: Resurrection. >Active, 100 mana cost, 20 cooldown, 100 cast range >Whenever an ally dies within 1600 aoe, their bounty is held back and they leave a corpse for 20 seconds. Omniknight can revive them to 100% HP and mana by praying at their corpse as a 5 second channeling spell. Gold/xp is awarded and corpse disappears if duration expires while omni isn't channeling, or that player buys back.
NEW AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE:
Aghanims added for Terrorblade: >Reflection becomes a passive aura that affects enemy heroes/illusions within 900 range and for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after they leave the AoE >Reflection aura is carried by terrorblade's illusions
TWEAK FOR TINKER AGHANIMS: >Now also improves March of the Machines >Heroes struck by march are revealed with truesight for 20 seconds
Adam Thomas
Remake for Omniknight >removed from the game.
Remake for Kunkka >removed from the game
Remake for Techies >removed from the game
There, fixed.
Jace Nguyen
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Henry Perez
there is no way EG lose in open qualis, they might have 90% winrate against an ORGANIZED 5-6k stack, maybe only 80% against semi-pro teams such as ixmike's
Secret on the other hand...
Landon Thompson
You are ______
Bentley Miller
ON COOLDOWN
Josiah Taylor
Anyone want to watch ti4 hub again with me? ;_;
Luke Price
cucked
Charles Martin
>Scientists baffled by man's ability to fuck up every time.
Ryan Rivera
sounds great, but you'll have to add a 4000g recipe to aghs to balance those
Eli Thomas
...
Matthew Price
Mildly inconvenienced.
Chase Harris
what if there was aghs level 2 that was built out of a soul booster and 2 ult orbs
William Watson
Dude must be dead by now, let him be.
Michael Phillips
Lmao how badly did he want to just die at that moment? Anybody have the clockwerk and ES ones?
Ethan White
what heroes should i play to deal no damage?
James Rodriguez
update?
co-ordinator is down for me, but the nice reddit man hasn't posted anything yet.
Daniel Morgan
I wonder if Lobster Doom is still alive, drinking together with that retarded as fuck looking Earthshaker
