/csgog/ Counter Strike Gloval Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: m.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g [Open]

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

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twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/742761244159942656
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

hahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

how long until we are sub 300k average?

could get it done this month if we try hard enough!

anime?

>sub
We don't have subs, this isn't fucking reddit

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

Should I try fitting my large dildo or just use the small one /magog/?

Nice vids

try fitting the demon dick dragon dildo down your fucking throat, faggot.

small one

no one but actual retards enjoy a loose boipuqqi

How do I kill myself and make it look like it was an accident?

anime
good post

i have the dank my dudes

MM steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/

Thats dumb lul

whoopsies~
i meant to post this one

LUL

THATS NOT EVEN WEED EL YOU EL

Back the FUCK OFF

call here
18002738255

>profile says multiple vac bans instead of 5
what the fuck what's the point of collecting anymore

ayyy magog what's cracking dudes lmao

I'm not calling that.

damn she's jewish af

its tea
4head

i want to fuck these girls!

...

WOAH THERE

just got wan dapped by a car stepping off the curb

how can a car step off the curb? cars dont have feet

xD

is hazed puerto rican?

i don't know, will consistency come over time or what

i'm GN2, pretty new to the game, and i always play with a 5 stack of friends, it's just that one round i drop 30 or 40 bombs and the other i can't hit the simplest shots

it's called getting put with good or bad opponents. you do well against bad ones, and bad against good ones. and have a charity rank from playing in a 5stack.

kek, Valve literally btfoed everyone

>"You think you are so clever faggot?"
>"Ok, come work for us, develop an anticheat you faggot. We are hiring"

Link?

www.twitch
.tv/cirno_tv

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4o09vm/reminder_pro_cheating_accusations_must_be_backed/d492j29?context=3

R8 my knife magog
s.metjm.net/7brAYOg.jpg

Wow it's like vanilla but ugly

this

The game engine itself is the flaw not their anti-cheat.

>Spending extra $$$ for one of the few skins where condition doesn't affect the appearance
imao

So why don't they either port it to source 2???

Because Valve is making boatloads just by doing nothing
Really, Valve would lose money porting it to Source 2

Uhh can all the jelly brokebois stop replying to my post thanks

>Being poor
Lol, you just have shit taste in knives

i didn't reply to your post dweeb

you actually put money into skins? loser

>buy lower wear version or better yet just the vanilla bayonet, then a nice ak skin with it

how hard is that?

I'm SMFC. If I start playing esea and PUG, how long will I be playing with/against shitty players?

Like how does the ranking thing take to advance? Is it going to take weeks to get to rank C or B?

>statrak knife
>calling anyone a pleb

Uhh having disposable income makes me a loser?

Already have a nice ak skin
s.metjm.net/36EmoR9.jpg

>it's ugly but it's expensive so it's good
Literally (literally) how to spot the poor goyim desperate to appear wealthy (ie niggers)

>Uhh having disposable income makes me a loser?
no, but spending it on skins instead of opening cases to get them is

If I was desperate to appear wealthy I'd get some hideous multi colored abomination

>opening cases
>paying $2.50 for field tested blues
lmao

All you fuckniggers talking shit post your inventories
is a pleb but at least he isn't a pussy nigger

>implying I haven't gotten two knifes from opening already
you just have shit skill in opening

And how many cases have you opened?
are the battle scarred safari meshes worth the cost?

no, you don't

>Calling me a pleb
Atleast get a Dragon Tattoo for that

glock brass is the objective best choice baka

Post your ak skin bitch nigger

I had one and didn't like it

I like simple black skins

twilight galaxy*

brass is a simple skin that doesn't look like "generic metallic grey glock skin No. xxx"

simplistic skins don't also have to look like shit, baka

More like you like simple black dicks in your ass

>I like simple black skins
then why not get a fac new night -.-

>I like simple black skins
Neither brass or night are black

Wow I like your sticker placement but you're quite rude tbf
>falling for the stattrak jew
Why isn't your m4a1s stattrak lmao

lmao looks like shit retard how about buying a a gym membership and losing some weight fatso

Because I don't ST my main rifles or AWP

Forgot my image

Why would i buy a gym membership when I have a home gym?

Why not? Costs too much?

because you need to leave the house fatty

I could if I wanted to but I don't
Cost isn't an issue

I leave the house to go to my job user

Just priorities then

who care

the dragon tattoo isnt black either. the night is at least dark -.-

Its like dark purple and I like it when knives look metallic
Are you selling a night or something?

hey everyone ;D

I just want to thank every boy in the lobby who donated to me ;DD

thank you boyss!! ; )

>Anyone here fucking hate female csgo players?

who is this hottie

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/742761244159942656
What went wrong magog?

me

>not amber fade

I spy a poorfag

i was asking why you dont just get a night if you like black skins. your answer didnt make sense.

fys

Its not black...

and thus you chose damascus steel instead because it's such a better choice for a simple black skin then. whatever you say, moneylet.

Its a metallic gray scale finish which is what I wanted
I would get a karambit damascus steel but thanks to 4:3 and my viewmodel I literally cannot see it
Why do you care?

why does my ak safari mesh look so good senpai

lose weight tubby

dumb fat idiot

you literally just asked me to r8 your new knife, idiot, if you don't want my response don't ask in the first place... duh...

I'm literally crying right now, hope you're glad

good now leave here forever youre unwanted

I asked to to rate my knife not the logic behind the purchase you autist
>mfw I read your posts

fuck off fat boy

Apologise right the fuck now bitch or I will find you and make your life a living hell
rrrrr is the life blood of magog

why are you so mean towards me?

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

because u poor

stfu and eat my ass

here's a rate then IDIOT:

your knife is ugly, you're poor, the night looks better, and you have SHIT taste FATTY

>49th highest fn float

nicee

p-please stop, csgog is an anti-bullying general

no
its an anti anime and anti homo general
youre both