/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

This. All game should be ended swiftly with minimal suffering.

Embrace it

Are there any mods that add in some good warlocky DOT spells?

If you're not being weird you're not living right.

I want Ada to skull fuck my waifu with his tiny little dick and jizz on her face.

Post robo-limbs. They make me feel funnier than they should. Just like that beard.

Apocalypse adds some plague based dot spells under the restoration school.

Has anyone here sucked a dick before?

Just get all the major spell packs
>Apocalypse
>Lost Grimoire
>Forgotten Magic
>Colorful Magic
Should be something like that in those mods.

I've had dreams about sucking my own quite often, usually feels pretty real.

tfw Ada has left us

but Nita is baaaaaack!!!

I fancy this - wtfuun.tumblr.com/post/144768028825/zhumoyi-dress-uunp-hdt-need-this

Yep, Forgotten Magic has some ace plague spells.

I was on /k/ for reasons and I just learned that black powder cannons were never fully regulated in the U.S.

Who wants to help me shanghai Todd Howard and the rest of the crew at Bethesda?

I really didn't take any. Too busy playing with Dwemer exosuit and flip-floping on the beard.

I wish Ada made a qt Altmer insteads my waifu did not have to resort to degenerate race mixing

I'm just saying I drink too, you turdburglar.

>nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/28642/?
I have that already. Thanks though.

>Saqqara wants to party.jpg
also
>Ilx looking like an earth magic caster

just an idea but
>dwemer beard pubes

Paging Dr. Cumtears

>blue Dwemer gril

the canon says no but my dick says yes

Hey guys, I just started learning how to use the Creation Kit. Why does it randomly lock up? I'll be in the middle of something and suddenly the program will stop taking inputs, and eventually it just closes itself.

Is this some weird W10 thing, something I shouldn't be running in the background, or just Bethesda tier QA?

I was aiming for something like this fan interpretation. The canon tone just felt bland.

Then why does your fire look like poop?

Save often.

The CK is fickle as hell.

O-ok, but I think they might be under the wrong impression about her...

because date of screenshot

CURRENT LIST 2016 - PEOPLE WHO CREATE BEST SCREENSHOTS

>Top Screenshotters
Eiries/Honey
Erin
Meara
Ra

>Great-tier Screenshotter
Clones
CT
Brutus/Ser Knight
Kiseenaji
Arurun
Little Cat

>Ok tier
Jo
GalenScylis
Heiko

>I stand in front of the camera doing nothing
Everyone else

So many alcoholics in this thread.

The body is a temple and it should be treated as such.

What would jesus say if he saw you acting like this?

He'd call you a little fag boy.

Goaty's waifu is spooky but all of his shots are very creative.

Erin and CT are at the same level but Erin has more pixels.

Then why do you post bad old screenshots?

anyone? ;_;

thanks mate, I love DOT spells in any game, I'm sad they didn't added any in skyrim.
Nothing I loved more than making obscene ones in Oblivion

I'm fine with being part of everyone else. I'm too lazy to bother.

Jesus would say that alcoholism is carelessly vandalizing the body you were given.
However, you're assuming "alcoholic" when someone says "I drink". The two are drastically different.

He's too busy blowing me under the table to actually play Skyrim anymore.

lol

it hurts but I can't argue
I'll try harder

jesus had a BAV of like 12-14%

Hey that looks neato what's that?

She should put those away first though! Drinking and having swords attached to your hands is dangerous, she could hurt herself!

>implying Jesus wasn't a raging alcoholic and was wasted 24/7 too
guy could turn water into wine man come on

Because I like them. Here, have another bad old screenshot.

Actually I play Planetside 2.

Homeboy's blood is wine, what do you think he'll say?

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/19212/?

Woah, exosuit where? Also you should probably flop on the beard. As in flop off. As in it's funny but 2 goofy.

brb killing self

I do not remember giving you permission to stop, whore.

I want punchy to smother me with her sweaty ass.

>Erin and CT are at the same level but Erin has more pixels.
I am putting CT below Erin then.

>lol
>meaning he got the "I stand in front of the camera doing nothing"-tier
Cry more you fucking pleb.

You have it in you. Strive to be the best.

I WILL BE BACK THIS WEEKEND /TESG/ BE READY OR CRY.

Who's this? This counts as something.

I really like some of the piercings for females in this pic, too bad modelling them would be a big pain.

>Who's this?
Just a literallywho. Don't worry about it.

Any mods that let me own a shop and be a potion seller?

*checks roster list*
*Haar*

TIGHT! putting you into the "Ok-tier" list.

I'M OUT TESG, PEACE OUT BABEH

>first screenshot I ever posted here was laughed at because integrated graphics and no knowledge of how to turn off HUD
Thanks, user.

Forgotten Magic has a cool knack to it, the Blight Curse spell is one of my current favourites.

Rad

Translation: I'm retarded, and don't know how to use google.

How are those adventures going?

>Translation: I drink too much and am going to hell for being a sodomite.

Can someone who isn't so useless please help me?

pen pls

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/61028/?
have fun fuck boi

No

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Gotta remind them of their place or they might start getting uppity.

Terrible.

That's unfortunate

What's wrong Orson? Run out of booze and cupcakes already?

I forgot how to

I'm really starting to grow on this Gojira Album.

>tfw i made it into the big leagues.
To be fair, I've been trying to get really good at taking screenshots. I almost would like some suggestions to get better though.

But you're being rude again pen you shouldn't be rude

I don't know right from wrong, I was raised by hyenas until they were fucked to death by rabid furries and I had to fight my way to civilization.

Take sympathy on me and let me live my life the only way I know how to.

Ran into a roadblock reinstalling Skyrim. I think I'll have to start over or wait for Skyrim 2 at this point.

You know what you're doing man, keep it up.

I get great deals on displays all the time if you're interested in upgrading that thing some day.

Adventuring isn't something you forget. You just need to find that next big adventure and you'll be on the road again.

maybe your bitches wont be so fucking fat next time

Just start over.

I heard deepthroating a cactus tends to speed up the process by a large margin.

And if that doesn't work you could always try deleting your folder of BBW porn you sick fuck.

Y'know what, why not. Just link me when you can.
Next month, I think I'm gonna bite down hard and buy a new monitor. I'll be getting trained at my job hopefully and I'll also get an increase in my pay-rate.

Anyway, I'm out. I need sleep.

>GalenScylis
>Ok tier

What is this bullhonkery? How dare you! Letting such trash get so high up the list! We can't go around encouraging such posters like that or else we'll be up to our eyeballs in similarly bland waifus and big, floppy waifu dongs!

Such a disgrace!

'night

Anyone have experience with the highly rated Telvanni mods for Morrowind? I've heard a lot of good things about Rise of House Telvanni, etc. and wanted to try them out. Seems like I have them installed and working(Can't tell for sure since I'm still doing the Telvanni quests), but I am missing some meshes in Telvanni areas. Telvanni platforms and some other items I can't target to find out what they are. I also get 3 errors that seem to be LGNPC-related(about missing dialog entries) while booting up. I'm running Morrowind Rebirth which I guess could be responsible for the missing meshes, I couldn't find much info on whether or not the Telvanni mods are compatible with MR.

I have the current mods installed, loaded in this order:

Morrowind Rebirth 3.6 Patch
Rise of House Telvanni 1.52
Morrowind Rebirth 3.6
UL_3.4 RoHT_1_52 Compatibility
Bunch of LGNPC esp's
Building Up Uvirith's Legacy 1.1
Uviriths Legacy 3.42

This is the order that mlox put them in but I'm still missing the meshes. Anyone know if I have the right set of mods and if the order is okay?

Ugh... Maybe some other time.

how hard is it to turn a character into a follower? i want people to be able to fuck my waifu

>let me live my life the only way I know how to.
It's never too late to learn a new less rude way to live your life! And maybe then you'll get adopted by a new loving family of hyenas!

It's not hard, just kinda tedious

youtu.be/3I1nvXOb3T4

You literally just copy and paste your save file and put it on someone else's game. The game can recognize it's from a different copy of Skyrim, so through some trickery and algorithms, it creates a follower of that character with an .esp and everything, installed and ready to go. The only way to remove it is to delete the save file.

It's really damn simple. Why more people don't do it, I have no idea. I guess people are just extremely lazy.

>Having thin waifus
>Being this jealous of thickness
Hey, not my fault these milkshakes brought you all here.

I'm too old to be adopted.

57 years old to be exact.

I was brought here by the promise of learning how to recreate my waifu in Oblivion.

don't reply to me you worthless fat loving nigger

>I'm too old to be adopted.
But adults can be adopted too

Reimu is shit tier

I believe in you.

>This much defense
It's okay that you think my waifu is all that yours can never be.

No one plays Oblivion anymore.

It's a popular reaction image and it's 2hu, so it's all shit.

Anne follower when?
I want to fuck her my waifus big futa cock.

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