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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED edition

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Who is the Chi Lonq Qua of Overwatch?

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reaper

>purposely tank my win/loss rate to destroy scrubs in the shitter MMR

what

help

should I let win % get in the way of me having fun?

i want to lick mei's butt hole

Haha watching his stream atm

Best Couple

Reminder the official lore states the Reyes led a "Rebellion", he didn't try to dismantle Overwatch. >Gabriel Reyes highly respected and decorated soldier >So much so that he's awarded leadership of Overwatch after he and Morrison join (they were friends at this point) >Morrison gets appointed title of Strike Commander and first official commanding officer of Overwatch after the Omnic Crisis ended >Reyes is pissed for getting passed over >Reyes joins Blackwatch, the 'Secret' Part of overwatch that did the stuff the public wasnt supposed to hear about >Recruited McCree to Blackwatch at this time (McCree even appreciated the lack of red tape and beauracracy that let him dispense justice without being held back, Blackwatch was good, if lethal as fuck) >The explosion at the swiss headquarters was the official cover up >In reality Overwatch was literally 'Split down the middle', with Reyes leading a rebellion against Morrison's leadership >Meaning some agents were on Reyes' side >McCree wasnt, he left because he didn't wanna get involved (Hence why reaper notes on route 66 "THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE INGRATE", he's pissed McCree didnt back him up) The explosion at the swiss headquarters was presumed to claim the lives of Morrison and Reyes. Years later Reyes turns up as vigilante S76 trying to figure out the truth, while having rapidly aged. And Reyes turns up as Reaper attempting to eliminate Overwatch agents and all fucked up. Honestly when you read out how the events actually went down, Reyes doesn't sound like he was in the wrong at all. He disagreed with Morrison being put in charge. But thats fair. Democracy is Democracy Like other anons said, feels like a setup

Junkrat is the best

>never play reaper
>get plague doctor skin in a loot box
>might as well try him
Holy fuck, has it always been this fun to bully Hanzos?

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guess what her bf looks like

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God tier ultimates:
Lucio
Mercy
Zarya
Widowmaker

Good tier ultimates:
Reaper
McCree
Junkrat

Ok tier ultimates:
Symmetra
Pharah
Mei
Torbjörn
Soldier 76
Tracer

Underwhelming ultimates:
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Zenyatta

Shit tier ultimates:
Winston
D.Va

dubs decide who I main for the week.

Yes, but only twinks + only soles

effeminate boys

Waiting for Blizzard maintenance to complete...

>Sweet_JP_wins_the_race

lucio

Reaper gets a bad rap cause he's a super edge lord, but he's actually one of the funnest characters in the game

A shit talking faggot that only underage edgelords like?

Am I too late for the mercy trend?

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>my dad works at blizzard

>it's a gold healing as roadhog episode

Reminder to protect your healslut if you want to win the game.

No,

The best fucking player this world has ever fucking seen.

>tfw zarya fucks up

I thought reaper was going to be xXxXxEdgeLord420xXxXx but hes actually pretty funny.

Hot dad would bang

>pussy pillow

>tfw you get 40 kills as reaper and the other team gets salty as fuck

WAAAHHH ALL HE DID WAS PRESS Q

UR SO EDGY

>redditors can't handle it when someone says "gg ez"

How the fuck do they even function? Where are these people from where that is a concern of theirs?

>outsnipe enemy Widow that had wallhack
>listen up my visor nen, i want you to keep my ulti activated after i die

>zenyatta on team
>get gold as healing as reaper

look out amazing chest

Widow and Zarya's ults are totally dependent on your team being able to take advantage of them.

I guess you could say the same for Mercy, but yea hers is just that good regardless.

Junkrat can totally flip the game regardless of what the game is with a good ult. So can D.Va

Torbjorn's is also highly underrated for when shit hits the fan and his turret gets like a million health and kills everyone.

Oh are you at least chubby? I have a thing for chubby girls.

>HealSlut Meme everywhere
>Healsluts nowhere to be found

pls respond. I am unable to
make decisions on my own

He's black?

>game tabs out when a steam notification for an update came on

VALVE YOU SHITS

>its a "you finally catch up to widowmaker after fighting through the entire enemy team, almost take out all of her hp, only for her to grapple onto a ledge at the last moment and escape" episode

>activate it

>they finally nerfed widowmaker

lmao all those people crying when i body shotted them to death

im still going to bodyshot ur b*tch ass

>"NEED HEALING"
>dash in and heal target from near death
>"thanks, oh there's a reaper coming gotta get out of here, good luck"
>leaves me to die, doesn't even look behind him

I literally couldnt have asked for a better drop

Salt Lake City

Soldier suits every map and gamemode, can't go wrong with Lucio either

I always pick early so I don't feel compelled to support.

Tho I guess Lucio is alright when I have to.

>be Winston
>press Q
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT GET OUT GETOUT
>win every king of the hill overtime

Post Level, most played hero, and Win %

>Level 70
>Rein
>54 win %

>Reinhardt ultimate
>Underwhelming
I mean yeah, if you play like a pussy and don't beat people to death while they can't move

Your main will be battleborn

>can't press Enter
kill you're self

Outhealing Zen is pretty normal. He's bottom of the barrel tier right now

>59
>Genji
>62% Win
I know it's only gonna go down but I'm happy

>that pistol whip Mercy pathetically misses

Junkrat works everywhere and is good against everyone.

except Pharah

Not even slightly

Tracer's ult is pretty stupid but I can live with it

Server down for anyone else? Or should I as a Britfag not be playing it at 3AM?

Because he's got debuffs and good DPS if you can aim worth a fuck.

>not taking advantage of blizzard's retarded reporting system and reporting everyone who says gg ez or anything remotely offensive

>He's bottom of the barrel tier right now

Hey user! Wanna know how I know you're bad?

*ss

>Obnoxious voice changer
>"Fuck""Fucking""Shitstain""Dogshit" In lieu of decent commentary
>Constantly angry

I hope nobody is the equivalent of him, that was nauseating.

>open box
>Two duplicate sprays and a currency drop

what skin should I get lads? I don't care what hero it's on

>some guy in reddit got downvoted to -30 because he said you suck if you can't deal with torb turrets on PC
jfc how fucking bad are these guys?

Reddit = blizzdrone central = pic related

>McCree players on suicide watch

Lets be honest, winston's ult is probably in the Ok tier for what his role is. The only one that deserve the shit tier ult is D.Va's by miles.

>play symmetra on koth because fuck it
>get point
>place sentries everywhere in it
>enemy DIE DIE DIE
>all sentries are now destroyed

gdi

Imp Mercy

I bet he's uglier than you'd think

He always is

>being the only guy that keeps talking on voice chat
>and doesn't stop
>and is whiny

Is there anything more satisfying than jumping off something high while HAMMER DOWN'ing?

Don't say some guy user everyone knows it's you and you came to big brother Veeky Forums for sympathy.

maintenance for EUfags

it's a hugbox, why are you even peeking over to that shit pit?

i actually like Zarya's design full-stop

>Widow and Zarya's ults are totally dependent on your team being able to take advantage of them.

I agree that Zarya needs follow up, but wall-hacks is always useful, no matter the team. Junkrat's ult is also great, but honestly unless the other team is retarded D.Va's ult is easy to sidestep.

Also; LOL AT 20 TICK, CANT WAIT FOR COMPETITIVE TO NOT GET HOOK'D THRU WALLZ

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I'm actually quite happy that I can play him and not have every shitter that gets dumpstered whine about "muh op champ!"

mccreeeeeee

I am her bf

any problem?

If your aiming is good you pick Pharah, McCree or Widowmaker and do some actual damage instead of pretending to be a support as Zen

hitting Renhardt with a concussion mine while he's doing his charge and he goes over the wall and off the map.

>Phara's mom
>Being this motherly.
HA!

Symmetra

I've almost given up on mercy because whenever I pick her it's one of two scenarios:

>team works together and sticks together so I can make sure everyone is well and gets a damage boost
>if that's the case the match is easily won

Or

>team runs around alone like idiots
>forced to choose one person to follow
>usually get picked off and die

Most of the time it's the latter so I just choose lucio.

>champ
Get posts are bannable.
I'd DELET THIS before you get banned friend.

Aren't potg and killcam inaccurate?

roadhog

I already main her. I wish you got dubs :(

Zenyatta

nah but i upvoted him

i lurk in reddit i rarely ever post