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>Stale Bread:
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>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028

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1st for my dreams will remain dreams

2nd for puchi

Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>ARMY plauers
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone entering a Lazer (see: Anyone entering a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name

4th for never

>why isnt gta 5 this big
Consoles

ps3/360 held them back but current gen could probably handle it.

>All of this empty space
If that empty space would actually be filled. then maybe

Bigger game doesnt mean better game

Fuck driving 20 minutes across the map, unless Rockstar decide to conveniently leave supersonic jets parked on every street corner

Because the map we have now is so great, right?

why would you even want a bigger map? Besides having some new places to explore in the long run it won't really benefit anyone.

The map already feels dead online with 32player lobbies.

>not enjoying comfy as fuck drives on the highways
What are you a faggot?

I think the new areas are a bit oversized compared to SA but the layout and shit is fucking amazing.

Divide it into quadrants and instance them after rescaling the new stuff down by like 30-40%.

Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.

Also this.

This would give planes and boats an actual use.

What it needs is more interior spaces, not more empty desert and forest.

Just Cause has a massive map, but it's bland and boring and requires a jet to get around.

>not wanting miles and miles of sand, dunes and mounts to test the limits of your vehicle
That's what that desert area under Sandy Shores should be.

post webms

>p2p 4x64 mp

yeah nah

>4x

It would be instanced, so 1x.

Each quadrant would be its own session.

>you will never operate inna sandy shores XL
why live?

Is there any point in having more than one warehouse?

avoiding cooldowns

Yes

Timers are per warehouse, so you can avoid those and keep doing missions instead of waiting.

Cooldowns are like 3 minutes though

3 minutes that you could have minions out there collecting crates for you.

>not doing it solo

>Not being a true CEO and forcing others to work for you while you do jack shit

treat your puchi well

>assistant tells me about a hot deal i should totally rub my dick on
>it's actually legit this time
>get to warehouse
>black screen
>"ok i'll wait"
>power cut because thunderstorm

fuck my shitty nigger life cunt cunt cuntcuntcunt

if it's any consolation, that black screen was probably an infinite one, the servers are fucking choking lately.

>securoserv based update
>no securoserv body armor
>no securoserv snacks
>no securoserv ammo

>roommate recently unemployed
>havent been able to shit in private
>cant crack open pieces of ass
you dont know shit about fuck

>Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.
Nigger have you played GTA? "Modern hardware" could handle thousands of players on a single server.

Rockstar can't into netcode though and they're literal jews that still unironically use P2P, 32 players barely works in this game.

Someone just blew up my titan with 111 crates in it.

I'm pissed.

gg no re

Should I feel bad at all for doing this?

Never actually tried before, don't know if it can start with me just dicking around in my office

Just close ports and try loading a public session, puts me in one by myself usually

I actually did, but didn't notice that they joined when I was in the middle of the delivery, then flew up in a hydra and buttfucked me

Doing a job like that seems risky completely solo, considering there can be NPC helicopters. You'd need to land the Titan and then shoot them down.

Dont feel bad, wagies that slave away dont have feelings
You dont have to leave the office at all for the work to start.

Try free aim lobbies

Isn't it free aim by default on PC?

Firewall UDP port 6672 both inbound and outbound, then join a new session. Literally impossible to join you.

Huh, didn't know of that. I was just pulling ethernet for 20-30 seconds to force a lobby drop.

This guide works, if you also do it for inbound.
imgur.com/a/3ju3z

>He doesn't even know what aim setting he's in

Never bothered to check, I play with KB+M anyway so doesn't really affect me.

Is it better to buy a warehouse close to your office or somewhere away from everything in industrial area?

I know you never bothered to check, that's why you look like an idiot.

...

Hey man, there's no reason to be insulting

I think having it nearby is convenient. Though you can just buy a high-end apartment near your office and start a heist for fast-travel even if it's far.

I'd look more for how accessible it is for helicopters and vans. The only time you need to travel between warehouse and office is if you have done a delivery, and then there's a cooldown for that warehouse.

Just read this now.
No prob, famalam.

cute, CUTE!

...

Ew

get out.

not cute at all

>kuruma

>its supposed to look like mettaton
No.

...

xth for honk, awoo, and 2x TXAA w/ 0.5 frame scaling at 800x600 16:9 ratio just a bit to 60 hz.

God, this playerbase is such garbage.

>console aiming

That thing looks gross

...

fuck off.

>You will never be her

you still play? I thought you where dead.

>her

>where

*were

>being bullied by my sempai

kill me already.

Why the fuck did you come back furfag?

Hey thanks

update

Lovin' the new batmobile

>people still doing fleeca

>yellow batmobile

the picnic

THE PICNIC

Just a heads up for those of you blocking ports to get easy crate missions, apparently people are starting to get banned for doing this so perhaps you should stop.

[citation needed]

the new car is already out?

>Not doing the best heist

>banning people for their firewall settings
oy vey goyim let me inject my hot code load into your tight little hard drive, OR ELSE

Higgus is a pedo.

>dollar wheels
>fedora
>aposematism secondary color

add DERP crew to this list

>in session alone
>2 DERP members join
>minding own business for 10 minutes
>votekicked mid-sightseer

fuck this gay earth.

>second one from the left
>second one from the right
Was the creator of this image really that starved for examples that he had to include those? What's so special about them?

>>Anyone driving an Osiris
>>Anyone operating a Savage
but why

Have a bigger one
I wouldn't mind gta 6 being that big but we would need to have fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast
I don't know what it is but I've always liked big open areas and that desert makes my dick diamonds exspecially that part that's ripped from mars picture(s) reminds me of mad max shit
and the swamp area would be fucking fantastic just to chill and hunt animals
>inb4 animals in online
let man have some hope in this shit world

Kill on sight list is a meme, I mean you should kill most of the people on the list but its a meme

It is a shame you can't ditch the basic pistol in your gun locker

>fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast

AIRPORTS

dropping it and buying a new one fixed that for me

Except you can, but I don't know why you would want to have that shitty cyanide pill animation.

Thanks, that worked.
Didn't have the option until I did what the person above you said.

Excellent

>Osirs
I bought couple Osiris' to launder hckerbux while back. I use it on deliveries to hit griefers with a bigger bill than my costs.

>you will never dress this Veeky Forums in-game or IRL

>all of what you said

yes please

Though fasttravel wouldn't really be needed, just make planes fly at actual speeds.

Las Venturas Expansion when ?