/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>talking about yourself to force your relevancy

h' too lov' shetposten in th' thre'h too m'dame.

megu bp

Edging the boys with long queues

Not him, but how much would a Nidhogg EX clear/carry cost (on Tonberry for reference).
I'm losing my fucking mind here. At least 10 hours I've spent wiping over and over again to him because the morons in pugs can't dodge divebombs, can't pass tethers, can't comprehend fang and claw and/or can't stop exploding to sable price, the scant few times ive made it that far. Not a single attempt goes by that I don't bottom out my MP from raising people. If NidEX is the easiest primal I can't even begin to imagine Seph/Thordan. I just want to get rid of my bonus so I can farm him with people not coming off heavy anaesthetic.

xth for estates in ruin

tfw this will never happen to you

>coming off heavy anaesthetic
god I miss being in the hospital for one reason. Dilaudid. I was in agonizing pain but that's the best drug ever invented.

That hair and tail..I know this katt.

I'm starving. Have literally only had one feast game since 3.3 dropped

>haven't played this game for 3 months
>just sit here fapping to catbutts
This is okay i guess.

xth for jogging on the spot

So.... not healthy then?

You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3

Why not have some real fun with them too?

What helmet would match aesthetically with this set?

Shatter was fun. At least the one 72-man match I had was.

24 man Shatter is terrible.

Don't buy the win because word spreads quickly, I don't care how well you know the fight. Just try to gather players you know can do it and set up your own premade, that's how I got my clear. I don't trust random players anymore than you do.

I have to pay sub for that.

HOPEFULLY YOU CAN FIX WHATEVER UNRULY MESS YOU'VE TURNED THIS BASEMENT TO AS WELL.

Not as far as I can tell.
This thread needs more elezen and midlanders.

Worst PvP mode so far.
Bugged
Queues are dead
No new ranks or glams

>tfw 70 more wins till I can drop this shit
Dunno if I can do it.

After getting my 200 eso gear, what content should I be doing to get 205 for Weeping City?

Lore or is there a faster alternative?

lol

Would anyone like to massage my feet? They're terribly sore.

/soothe
well fuck.
pvp is ded
noone plays becaus pvp is ded
cycle continues
well... shit

moonies are SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

Please have sex.

Only if you "massage" something "sore" I have afterwards qt~

You can do the two new dungeons, Sohr Khai and Hullbreaker HM, for free i215 gear.

Or, you can do Alexander: Midas normal and get tokens for i220 gear.

Have fun with shit rolls though

Wear socks and i might.

Alex is infuriating with randoms who still mess up everything and then need roll on everything.

xth for メイド :3

>still continuing to queue solo and whine about losing rolls

Is shrek around? Calling shrek!

Please CRAFT for ME!

>tfw that's literally me

my sub my rules chump

Yeah hold on let me just call up 7 people I know to run old content and make them pass on stuff just to help me. Surely they will love that.

the pain is almost over jk you have to do this forever

>ywn dick the vic
>ywn distract vic from her crafts while being lewd to her

Guys, I'm bored, what should I play?

put on some eye protection while you're crafting jesus christ it's like you hate your ability to see

>her

overwatch is pretty good ive heard

Moni is SOOOO lucky...

does it look like im crafting im staring down this asshole elf man with a vengeance

I played that in beta, not worth paying full price for.

Not really. Its just a friend EB. They dont even do anything.

>took me two days to figure out why people are High Quality'ing quest items that don't call for it

xth for stronk

ffxiv?

Please be my wife!

...

eeehhhhh

Does that mean Vic is still a virgin?

Fellow ASTs, what are some binds you use? I like to move with a combination of mouse and WASD so I'm trying to find binds that don't mess with WASD and stuff.

I have Draw on F, Esuna on R and Essential on X. My mouse only has two buttons on the side, so I have Spread on the back one and Royal Road on the front one.

>tfw no playable beastmen races
>ywn catch unsuspecting cats and run a tribal train on them

A1n aether pls
1/0/2

is there bonus?

uh. why are they doing that?
/poke

...

Yea helping an fc member just need 2 heals

what does healer/tank limit break even do
tier 3 healer LB resurrects your party at least

go with friends that also want parts? make a pf?

nah fuck being social in an mmo i'm just going to whine for hours about my rolls as i continue to queue into 7 people who all want the same thing

DUDE..................... feels good being best healer job am i right LMAO

Why waste an easily accessible key like R on a skill like Esuna? Put something more important on there. I have Cure/Physick on R for WHM/SCH.

wastes the DPS limit break is what it does

can you change the attributes on your relic after you pump crystal sand into something you dont want?

How many people do you know that needs that gear? Aside from coming back (like me) everyone should be long 60 and geared in all their classes.

You can't change the stats until you finish it and decide to start over again.

Heal LB3 also heals everyone in range to full and cleanses their debuffs
Tank LB3 givees everyone a huge damage absorption shield

Uh, if you're meme'ing on me I just like the feel and aesthetics of AST, regardless of performance.

I don't F-keys because my keyboard is very slightly broke and sometimes it's alt function kicks in and I'll put my computer in sleep mode if I hit like F12, or it'll mute my volume or stuff like that. I did forget about using things like Shift+F though so I'll have to remember that I can get 3 binds out of 1 key with normal, shift, and control.

Every time I do a 24 man I'm the only one curing shit so I tend to use it. I have Benefic on 1.

WHMs

What secondary stats you raising on your Relic?

What would you like?
I have never touched a dick before

Piety/accuracy.

I don't do Savage for Crit/Det

My heart belongs to the battlefield, user.
And Greenlander.

Bonus experience, it matters.

Would you let me cut open that top and shove my cock between your tits?

*so not for

i honestly dont understand if by that you mean pump into crit/det, or into something else

so group with them? why is everyone so opposed to this?

there were at least 6 people complaining about rolls in midas last week and not a single one of them thought to ask the others to group together. when i mentioned this they got all huffy and told me to shut up.

piety acc

or piety crit

if you put into something else cuck yourself

If i've got all my Esoteric gear what should I be spending my tomes on?

Glamour
Relic items
Eikon materials (to sell)

acc/crit

piety is garbage

Unidentified Ore/Seeds
Aether Oil
Umbrite

Depending on your Anima weapon progress

If you're not doing your relic weapon, then Eikon items are hot to sell right now, depending on your server's economy.

>piety is garbage

what is assize scaling

>piety is garbage

lol

>piety is garbage
It's literally the only stat with consistent value. And why wouldn't you want more Holy/Stone III spam?