/utg/ - Undynetale General

xth for dying and feeling ded

I FREAKING LOVE LIFTING AND UNDYNE

Aaron x Undyne when?

New Fic, in all of it's lewd Goodness

Gym Shorts: Toriel craves Asgore after watching him at the gym
pastebin.com/LTUiCNzY

Hope you guys enjoy

Post more sweaty seahorse man

Is this soul vore?

Good flower desu

I want to see aaron mindbreaking temmie until she thinks muscls r cute

Flowey the Flower

Well I guess its just natural that cucks would like a character like Asgore. Theres a reason why Asgore is both the least popular character and why you guys are seen as the worst characterfags that aren't literally pedos

Nice

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

This is an unhealthy level of delusion.
They're never getting back together.

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Old people having sex is fucking disgusting.

Post group images that don't have Asgore in them

bot?

Your mom has sex with me all the time.

Wew, its been awhile since I've been here. How is everyone today?

>being a skelefucker
Ew pls go and stay go
You're just as bad as dadfuckers

release him from your prison

necrophile

>prison
Nah, he's pretty comfy.

it's rude to talk about your mothers that way, just because they're old as fuck and almost ready to die doesn't make them dead. very, VERY rude.

Toriel hates his guts and wants nothing to do with him. She always will, the game confirmed it. Toby confirmed it. Accept it and move on.

Somebody recently wondered where you went and thought he recognised you elsewhere.

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Are you done?

well i would assume so, he is a pillow after all. still, i dont think he's very happy

Forgot to mention that its fine if you edit him out, just make sure he isn't in the picture you post

You can't call them old. You don't get to say that about people who deceased before 40.

I used to be in the /utg/ skype group under this handle but got out of it.
Don't really post Undertale related stuff elsewhere.

>you will never capture and rape sans to death
it hurts

i can call them whatever i want, like "my bitch"

*slams desk*

WHERE'S MY BURRITO

Even Toby made fun of people who thought they could get back together.

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people older than 30 are old as dirt to me, its all about perspective

Not him but the sort of OOC you endorse is the same reason why we (try to) throw the skelefuckers out.

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How did all those Omegas get in the same place, this gif makes no sense.

WHERE'S MY COLESLAW

>I don't think he's very happy
What makes you say that, user?

I just write a ship I like, and people enjoy it.
I could really care less about what you guys are saying

Toriel and Asgore were certainly older than in their thirties. They must seem like ancient to you.
Which just makes them going at it even more disgusting.

I love when Doggo, of all people, is there yet Asgore still isn't.

oh!! I like it

They thought they recognised your style

daddy sans has it

Its the best huh? Must really piss off the cucks who actually like him

By that logic anyone who has a headcanon should be filed out because it didn't happen in game. Let people have their fun family.

I love you /utg/!

>I could really care less about what you guys are saying
Evidently. I guess you don't have fans here to get the praise from so you mess with others instead.

friendo you can either ignore the stuff you dislike or throw some playful teasing out there to get some amusement out of it, taking it seriously and pitching a fit won't stop anyone and clogs the thread

are you kidding me? just look at his face, it says it all
oh i dont care if they do it, i just wouldnt do it with either of them

>I could really care less
So you do care?

That's good. As long as you know how non-canon it is.

Tori

I wound up posting in a Fluffy thread of all things and found an MTT user on there, so that was a pleasant surprise.
Where did they say?

I mean, I get around 50 hits as soon as I post the fic, so I guess I have fans

Oops

you realize you can filter him if you really hate it that much? stop being a baby

Yeah, all those sansfags are just going on about their "headcanon", too.
Yeah.

AAAAAAAAA

True, It's canon that sans dominates me for all time with his giant ecto dick.

So you enjoy 'I drown my pain in puns and ketchup' Sans? Eh.

YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR

Fucking awesome. Thanks doogs

I responded to the wrong thing but yeah I also like when Mettaton replaces him

Crawlers. Check out my cool paste and how many views it already got.
pastebin.com/jPq88X0H

Newfag here, what's your story?

Hey, no problem. Glad you enjoyed

if youre telling me thats not the face of a skeleton in agony then youre lying to me and i dont appreciate it and secondly youre lying to yourself and you should respect yourself more than that. im just fuckin with you desu im bored

Posted this image, first Sansfag who got a daki of him a long time ago.

I don't like when /utg/ gets like this

Come on. What's next, are you gonna start seriously replying to the 100 marine posters?

I love you

I love it.

Are there even 50 people in this thread? Right now?

The Mettaton albums in the previous thread only had like 13 views when I opened them, and those were already an hour old by then.

Yeah, I should probably stop. I'm off to play vidya anyway

Bot

Hah, you're alright~ Got a character you enjoy?

Shitposting is all he does these days.
I think it's funny as fuck.

Like what?

fyi that picture isn't the full thing but I guess that's beside the point you were making

I'm a botfag so of course I don't mind.
I do feel legitimately bad for dadfags though. I'm guessing these artists made the pictures before they got through the entire game? Mettaton's EX form was spoiled for a lot of people so it's entirely plausible.

Good for you, too bad I don't feel the same way.

Imposter :^)

yeah, sans is my favorite. youre a wild dude user

THICC MOM

So what was this "contentfag drama" that went on?

> no Asgore or Metatton
It's ok, i guess.