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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

He died as he lived ;_;

anyone need sniper tips

>break axe's blink by sucking him off
>my blink sven just stands there behind me and watches this happen
>like 7 different times in the game

you can probably guess why i have 17 deaths in that last game, some of them were a bit intentional

KEL SNIPPITY?

that Earthshaker was way wosre than lobste

Of course.

Do you still go SNY Skadi

or do you go dragon lance+ something?

>tattoo
dropped

wtf what is this meepo double dragon lance meme?

Sure, I've been meaning to try Sniper

Purge literally said that Sniper AKA,the best hero in the fucking game is back

Is he right?

FREE ATTACK RANGE?

>believing anything a bernie cuck says

Reminder that Death Prophet did NOT deserve her nerfs!

But there's so many. Which one do I watch? Is SAO fine?

This, Pugna just needed more buffs!

What nerfs?

>whining that you're 0k mmr @ Veeky Forums postingundbrowsing
i bet you dont even remember when you could hoard the filled captchas so you can write a post at any moment you feel like and send it in the shortest time possible for optimal shitposting speed because theres no captcha speedbump along the way anymore
and YOU call yourself american, or worse yet, bought the Veeky Forums pass like a true goy

I asked you in the morning but you never replied

What build

i actually havent seen a dp in any of my matches over the past 5 months, unranked, ranked, international meme ranked, nothing

lmao, this nigga

gosugamers.net/dota2/news/35881-demon-reported-at-tnc-for-the-upcoming-ti-open-qualifiers

How about you read the patch notes?

I bet you don't even remember pre-captcha Veeky Forums.

DEMON DOTO BOIS

I guess Peru was too much even for Jimmy "Nigger Lips" Ho

>mfw I've won

Watch cute girl anime, like Gochiusa!

>tfw halflife spammer

non of this is an argument against using 4chanX try again ;)

>tfw you finally break your massive losing streak

was ready to kill myself to be honest

Enough nerfs to dumpster her

What the fuck went wrong, /d2g/? I was the Shadow Fiend

>I was the Shadow Fiend
That was probably a large part of it.

I miss comboposting but not as much as I miss dropping a cheeky C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

kek

Suddenly a flashback of SLOWPOKE threads

Is SF any good now?

Thought we could Wombo combo fairly well with a Timber+AA, and the fag took my Zeus anyway.

QUICK POST THAT WEBM

>omni on enemy team
>not a single diffusal blade
>picking shadow dogshit in the first place

kys

It has to be cute and relaxing so you can be calm and collected when you play

I suggest something like non non biyori

Yes Arteezy is training hard with him as we speak to win the...*holds back laughter* Open Qualifiers HAHAHAHAHAHA

>le passive+aggressive posting to feebly obfuscate what you mean
spoken like a true redditor
how hard did you cum when native extension was introduced so you could feel how postingundbrowsing in a Proper and Optimal fashion is like?

>PA has nearly 500LH but no items.

That's your first issue, your PA was a feeding shitter.

Second was you played SF like antimage instead of just blowing niggers up. You also didnt build a BKB because I assume you hate winning and love getting nuked to shit and silenced forever.

Rubick got dumpstered too but >pos 5

Its because shes shit

But its okay, shes even more shit now

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You and your 3k funstack are matched against this man in the open qualifiers.
What strat do you use to take him down?

What went so dotabuff.com/matches/2438741250?

still no good arguments? Guess you enjoy not making life better for yourself just to be le ebin oldfag huh? Literal autism right here, I bet you refuse to refuse to buy a Mac as well lmao.

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Why do people flame ingame? What are they trying to achieve?

call his waifu shit and watch him tilt

why do people get mad in real life

what are they trying to achieve

Feed him so he gets cocky and buys rapier. Wait for him to suicide because he´s a fucking retard

You can't name a worse caster than Lumi.

>south america

fuck off pedro

Llama

look at me mom, I called major champion a fucking retard xD

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>cancel only even semi-non-who strim

Llama

fangay rage

What if the only friends you can play with are shitters that make you mad with how bad they play?

Xyclopz

Keep pressing that F5, we have dedicated such lesser tasks to machines ages ago

>buying a Mac
wew

good job

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I'm pretty sure anyone in their right mind would call EE a retard. There's more than enough video evidence.

>phase boots on TA

see that there is your problem

Hey you took my job!

he's "trolling" you retard just don't reply

false i am the one who is trolling

But theres no ta in the game

How can one man be so good at Dota 2?

Subhuman detected

Any good bottle crow memes?

kys

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>mkb vs no evasion
You can dumpster kids with him but the farming speed was really the whole hero

retard I was post-ironically trolling you right now

Morphling can abuse it pretty well so can Ember Spirit

>ANYONE on alliance
>good

How do we fix her?

I don't even use 4chanX since i don't know how to install it so yeah you got hype-trolled

Nice QOP faggot.

r8 my desktop guys

>be top 12 team in the world
>bad
Enjoy your open qualifiers burger

nOT BLUE ENOUGH

Why is she best girl?