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>your lover will never fly to your rescue in a time of crisis
why live? ;_;
does hours played count time spent idling at menu?
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here's how I think the Overwatch girls fart.
>Mei and Widowmaker both have Silent but Deadly gas but Widowmaker's is more deadly and Mei's occasionally becomes loud and embarrasses her.
>D.Va's farts are pronounced and have their own unique flair, but aren't that loud all the time.
>Phara's is Bassy and loud.
>Symettra has hers be fluctuating between wet and bubbly sounding and airy.
Mercy's got pungent poots and are loud and she feels ashamed about it.
>zarya's got like those kind of tight-ass farts and probably end up more squeaking than usual.
>Tracer's got frequent farts and short farts and is always weirdly and playfully excited to share.
What do you guys think?
Why is it Attack Attack and not Attack Defend and Defend Attack
I hate losing just because were a few points away from taking the objective B. Shouldn't it be best of 3 or something?
Please fuck off with stacks already. Solo queue when.
A friend and I started an Overwatch podcast if that seems like something anyone would enjoy
wow you guys look like huge dweebs
I kill more people than most attackers with Symmetra. Best allrounder in the game imo.
raiding is not allowed here faggot
blizzard where are the buffs
Someone please post the sauce for the twerking D.va
Idc if she's ugly
>Two roadhogs on my team
>Dragons and rip tires coming out from the enemy every 15 seconds
>tfw games with a good Widow are still awful
I love needing to have 1 or 2 Winstons. Winston is a very fun and mechanically demanding hero. He makes the game fun for both teams.
>Hollywood Attack
>2 tobjorns
>1 Genji
>1 Widow
>1 Reaper
What do I pick and how do I win?
stop this
Kill yourselves you fucking faggots
Rate me you losers.
yes
cry harder bud
Can blizzard fix the fucking backfill system? I have gotten the backfill xp literally once since release.
2 Winstons
She twerks later in the video
>implying this is not cheeky as fuck
>they launch it amidst all their enemies so they're all aware and run
>woah didn't run
Woudn't make it in time anyway.
what the fuck is this OP
speed boosting the team out of faggot mei ults is the best feel, second best feel is booping the faggot mei away from a frozen teammate to deny the headshot.
I only play Soldier: 76
>mfw I get PotG by pressing Q as Okami Hanzo
The Pharah put her in that shit position to begin with
>lose 5 games in a row supporting for retards
>snap and pick Genji in a team of offense heroes
>shitstomp them, feel like a god and get potg
So this is why you all do it...
>200+
Looks like you're the loser, loser.
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Yo you remember these vids busting surefour and the C9 faggots with aimbot and shit? good
check this shit out
twitch
.tv/faceittv
some E3 lan shit and they are playing rn, lets see if they are utter shit now
>Junkrat
>yfw tricking someone into eating consussion mine by distracting them with an obvious beartrap or vice versa
>Winston
>yfw surprising the enemy team and knocking half of them off a cliff with enrage
>want to watch someone better at me play the game on twitch because I feel like a piece of shit after losing a gorillion matches
>seagull and ster both almost always run 4+ man premades
Fuck.
>196h
>lvl 22
looks like someone enjoys raping the KI
yeee soz lol i just googled owg op and found some pastebin looks like it's a pretty old one heh
cute
u cheeky fukker
I don't know what that means
>you losers
>196 hours
oh wwow man cool keep it up def subbed donated liked and favorited
The won the lan they played last week, you're behind the times
Name my band
me on the left
You look pretty average. Maybe your damage is a bit higher than normal considering your lucio and mercy time.
OVER
6
GORILLION
HEALING
Has anyone else been having connection issues since the patch rolled out
I've never had any issues with the servers prior to this
>tfw I recognize that name from a couple days ago
I remember you being pretty decent desu
op is a fag
Olaf and the Grimdarks.
you should give me the phonenumber of the middle hottie ; )
Assuming this is your team? You don't really win, but you pick Lucio to maximize your chance.
takea break faggot
Where's the McMcree poster with the 5 facts.
I miss her
>Someone stands more than 2m from you.
>You are now useless.
Tracer a cute.
Post more best girl
post your MOW i wanna see how you rank in score/min on lucio
The stupidest part is is that people who pick Roadhog and take a load of damage and think it's fine because they can heal don't even realise what they're doing half the time.
is roadhog often the nonsupport hero for support mains?
Trench Coat Mafia
>someone left a game 1 minute before they "lose"
>I replaced them
>VICTORY screen before I could even get to the point
alright then
im pretty sure hes cheating
don't do this then
>no accelerator
>bangs and earrings on the wrong side
Please stop posting this picture.
>Zarya must be a girly girl
fuck off.
>average healing done 4050
that isnt even good roflmao ?__?
>Enemy premade team has a Reaper that only scores headshots and is impossible to kill
>I'm stuck with a premade that has a Torbjorn. On Attack.
Forced 50, amirite?
Serious question.
What do high MMR players notice about the way their team behaves compared to low MMR players?
pic unrelated
0 Days since School Shooting
but 9/10 times it's a loss becuase some kid ragequitted.
Imagine strangling Tracer and having her pass out in your arms
How much do you think I'd have to pay that Mei to let me fuck her in her costume?
You're right.
I want Reaper to sit on my face.
I was going to make the same comment, but it looks like he spends more than 33% of his time on non-healing champions.
I hate the fact that is game is also on consoles, it's annoying when you try to discuss the game and you see people spout retarded shit and you can't know for sure if they are just really that stupid/shit or maybe they are a console player and what they are saying is actually true in their land of handicapped controls
>hook a boosted Reaper
>shotgun him right in the face
>hook did no damage
>shotgun did not 1hko him
>it didn't even drop his HP by 1
>I go from 100% to dead the moment after
What the fuck is this shit? I man seriously what the FUCK is this?!
rule of thumb: anyone that complains about Torb is a console player
Isn't this a Zen line?
>Widow has 200 health
LITERALLY WHY???????????
yeah but heroes that don't heal at all don't count for your average healing do they?
it might be pulled down by roadhog and s76 sure
One Night in Paris
What buy?
so that she cant get oneshot by other Wid-
oh wait
depends on your most played heroes, decide for yourself dude
>literally stops for 2 seconds
>w-wouldn't have made it anyway
SIGRUN
Gun Free Zone
Does she fucking bathe with that hat?
It's 123 :^)
>Ching chong ding dong!
>Beep boop beep!
that's pretty fucking based ;_;
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No idea, I assumed they did. If they don't, then yeah 4k is low.
getting this obsessed.
source on pic
damn how much is that
>tree fiddy
bad PC players complain about him too. he has the highest pub winrate on PC aswell after all.
Pulse
He's right though user that picture is fucking terrible
so is tracer