/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

Anhur actually has money

Anhur's dad gave him a decent education, Fenrir's dad however was too busy sucking horse cock to even dress his boy

Stupid Sexy Anhur!

I expect BIG things from this palapatch and I gurantee it is going to send balance straight into the shitter.

It boggles my mind they are buffing kinessa. I would rather they removed her from the game.

If hentai has taught me anything, it's cock >children/family

forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?8436

please god don't tell me they're making that horrendous piece of shit a skin for anhur and that's just fan art

It's a skin.

>load up smite gameplay video
>hear bmbrandon announcer pack
>close video

why would you want one of the most autistic smite personalities yelling in your ear every game

end it now please

Thanks senpai

What's wrong with it? Looks better then the fenrir and kkk ones.

>Lowered everyone's movement speed

I don't know about this

>smite servers down again

For fuck sake. This is getting stupid. It's down like twice a fucking day now.

Hirez for once spend some money on your servers. As much I fucking hate memewatch their servers are always up even though they have 50x more then smite.

i don't want them to drag anhur down into the pit of "semi-retarded le funny reddit" skins, because once he's down there he's up for grabs for the major autismo level shit like the kawaii bastet or the easter bunny chaac

i've got +4000 worshipers on him and i just want him to stay pleb free, the second a bunch of shitters start playing him because of the dumb skins is the second the nerf-light and the rework-light gets shined on him

He's already being picked in the SPL a lot. Retards are already playing him, that's why he's getting the skin, because he's popular.

then he's doomed and im going to play the shit out of him before hirez ruins him like they are ruining the servers

>semi-retarded le funny reddit

Why are you playing smite? It's all reddit. The game is built around reddit.

>While adding headshots

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS PROMISED DRYBEAR.

DRYBEAR GOING IN DRY

because gods like anhur are secret gems; almost completely forgotten by the retarded masses, great kit, great viability, cool design

And they completely killed the good Kinessa build ( Nerfed machine gun and removed her upper body bonus damage.), I'm not feeling this patch from reading the notes. I'll give it a try I guess, hope it goes out tonight.

>secret gems
have you been watching the spl you mongo man?

user, are you one of those retards who gets upset with "non serious" skins, when the game doesn't has a single serious skin besides perhaps tier 2 skins?

>these buck shotgun changes
pls tell me he does more or the same damage up close and its just adds slightly more range cauterize at least got nerfed

>All cards that were Specialty cards have been reworked into standard cards, no cards were removed.

That's there way of saying 'fuck you, no refunds for all those cards you crafted because technically those cards still exist ;)'

Kinessa is cancer.

I hope she is dead.

They made all maps smaller with the last update, and apparently they are making them even more small. Why is the paladins community so retarded? Why do you have to explain every single thing otherwise people gets indignated and upset?

The paragons launcher is pretty nice looking

i don't care about "non serious" skins, i care about them taking gods that are fine as they are and they shitting on them with retard-bait skins

is loki a top pick in SPL? no, but a fuck ton of mexican kids still play him - top tier players =/= average unranked players

If you buy the Paladins Founder pack, do you still get the Fernando Ares skin in Smite?

That's not a bad thing.

Kinessa is stupidly easy. I'm shit with snipers but even I could do well with that bitch. She needs a nerf and if you say otherwise you're a moron.

Movement speed isn't just about how quickly you get around the map mate

hello mexican kids guy

just assume incompetence on hi-rez's part

Not sure.

I preferred the larger maps with the teleporter.

I also preferred Old Siege instead of the capture and payload shit.

They don't listen to the community anyway, people have been screaming they want old Siege back HiRez don't give a fuck.

Yes. The offer will probably be around forever. Most likely be rolled into the champ pack when the game gets out of beta.

>those grohk changes

MY MAIN MAN IS BACK THANK YOU BASED DRYBEAR

i will be the mexican kids guy after i go full ghengis khan on the latina population of america and spread my mighty ejaculant like a farmer throws seeds in a fertile crop

>They made all maps smaller
they were already small as fuck, what is going on with drybear ?

>anons most played god gets a new skin
>this is anons reaction

Autism in the flesh right here.

how about i take your mothers skin and wear it like a walmart halloween costume when i fuck your dad you autistic shit eating nigger

>anons most played god gets a new skin
>decides he wants to impregnate every woman in south america

smite, not even once

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join in or fuck off

all me

no, all me

What's with HiRez's latest meme of giving the diamond skins an ugly blue/green color instead of just blue?

>unable to connect to servers

>just crashed in the middle of a game for the FIFTH TIME in like two hours

Glad I haven't put a single cent into this shitty fucking game.

>whilw overwatch has only been down twice since it's release, both for scheduled maintenance

(You)

I want to mercilessly fuck her.

>fucking 38 year olds

are you really surprised by the fact that a multi-billion dollar company with pretty much no real other projects going on has a more stable running game than some shitty quasi-indie company with multiple F2P games? not defending hirez by any means, but you're being the autistic kid showing off his new toy on the playground here

Whats wrong?

Age is just a number baby.

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that's not true. almost every change that's been made to the game wasa community suggestion, and the forums and leddit seem content enough with the current siege. once again, the community is too retarded to even realize how retarded it is. (this includes you not knowing this shit)

I'd fuck anything from 12-60.

Just saying what the competition is up too.

Hirez should take some notes.

Every stream its one of the biggest questions, alongside, WHERE'S RANKED.

I also have no recollection of threads asking for all the maps to be made smaller.

Barik being too well-rounded and needing to be changed is probably a community suggestion, which is true.

Unable to connect to steam.

Ripperoni in Pepperoni.

you're obviously not "just saying" anything when chances are you by now have a gigabyte of overwatch porn on a folder on your pc - like i said, when hirez becomes a multi-BILLION dollar business and turns their games into P2P's, then maybe they'll need to keep notes on blizzard

don't you have a TF2 thread to be shitting up?

>gigabyte of overwatch porn
I still need to make an overwatch folder desu.

dont fucking reply to overwatch posters its the new futa posting for free (you)s

>tfw smite will never have a big fancy event like TI

wtf is happening to the servers of this game
every day the same thing

D E S T R O Y E D

>instead of fixing the servers lets start a new game
>lets port smite to consoles

Fuck off, they have the money, it's just they don't want to spend it on servers because retards like you keep saying 'it's okay hirez let me suck your cock FOR FREEEEE'

Or good porn lmao

i didn't say that at all you fucking dumb nigger, i haven't spent a single cent on this game and the servers are total trash and they need to fix it, but comparing hirez to a company that is immortalized and set in the very stone of PC gaming is retarded and so are you

I wasn't the one comparing you mong.

He sucks it
4 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Even if they are a small company, having good stable servers should be the main priority for a MULTIPLAYER game.

Why exactly is Smite so shit in the R34 department? I get Overwatch has like 300 fucking waifu-bait autismo girl characters to pick from but pretty much all of the goddesses in this game have big tits and a fat ass, yet all we have is like 90% shitty gay futa porn and 10% weird gay shota and gay furry shit. Jesus Christ why is everybody that draws porn for Smite so fucking gay?

you're the one who said some retarded shit in reply to me and that's all that matters, fucking idiotic cunt

no shit you fucking dumb nigger, that's the entire point of what im saying

Since Smite is not that popular, creating content 4 about it's not worth it since there isn't that big of audience.
Good artists r popular and need 2 remain popular.

Lets just all agree hirez are retarded and should sell smite if it has any hopes of growing.

WTF IS THIS, I AM CLICKING ACCEPT LIKE A MILLION OF TIMES, I JUST WANT TO PLAY ONE FAST GAME

'No ;)' - Adolf Hirez 2016

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Who other than Tencent would even touch it

Epic games since they want to get into 3d mobas.

I'm already playing TF2 right now, though.

Good job playing the best game, user

>playing hat simulator, key chest open good goy version 48263521

>playing a game with this in it

>playing a game with reddit humor in it

youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

>Playing a game with only males