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>your lover will never fly to your rescue in a time of crisis
why live? ;_;

>friendly zenyatta gives me a harmony orb
>stop what im doing and type a paragraph long response thanking him for his service

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Mei's theme

>"No support hero"
>teammate picks Zenyatta

Just had a zenyatta bitch at me cause I wouldnt run into high noon while his ult was on. He thought it made me immune to damage too.

Cutest

>Trinidad James is still a popular rapper
>in 2016
just end my life please

Bitch nigga I'll play what I want, you can support if it's that big of a deal.

she could have just hooked to rein and been actually protected or not gone into the situation in the first place

good think pharah was being a useless cunt and doing a sick 20dps with her splash damage

Yeah, I'll just switch from tank to support and leave the team without a tank. Good thinking, retard.

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Got more places to abuse Genji's ledgejump. Think I'm done for the day after these. Feels like I'm shitposting despite contributing something that's actually useful to know.

>implying solo zen support is bad

Widow has:
>best ass
>best tits
>best face
>delicious ass
>cute perky nipples!
>farts that smell like french toast
>her pee is literally honey
>skin softer than a baby's butt
>my wife!

you could always fill instead if it matters that much to you

the genji slot for a team is always filled so I'll never be able to do this

>large level gap
>exit to desktop

>practicing something that's going to get patched out

please more

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>puts her in that situation to begin with

he isn't last time I heard no one wants to work with him for some reason

If only if you were Jack Morrison, then you could home to your loving wife and daughter

Forgot
>cool to the touch so perfect for hugging during summer

>implying you can't be the shitter that picks a 2nd genji

Mercy is like 30 years younger than Jack.

doubt.jpg

Why is Mei named Mei and not Chink Cow?

And another one

having fun with it while I can

What about Winter? You would kick her out of bed.

>implying I already don't do that

It's almost like you can communicate with your team and tell them to pick something more suiiting for the team.
Or understand that you don't need a tank to win every game.
Wow, it's like this game is based on teamwork or something

>Widow has:
>my wife!
Jeez, user. You should maybe call the cops about that instead of posting on an image board.

I love my Chink Cow

I think 5 damage + 1 healer is better than 5 damage + 1 tank.

Best to worst, imo:
2T+2H+2D
2T+1H+3D
1T+2H+3D
1T+1H+4D
1H+5D
1T+5D
6D

These are the comps I encounter most often. I don't have enough experience with other types to rank them.

>build up resistance to cold having sex with your beautiful winter wonderland wife
0 downsides

That fucking cunt Mei

That stupid fucking cunt Mei just did 190 DAMAGE TO ME

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>KOTH
>lose the first round
>healer throws a bitchfit in chat about having a bad team and leaves
>I switch to healer
>win the next 2 rounds without much trouble

No she isn't, she just has nano-machine that keep her young forever. They don't work right with humans that were in the Super Soldier program that 76 and Reaper were in together.

Is there a good way to deal with Torb's bullshit turret without getting fucked up the instant I get out of cover?

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>mfw he snuck in the autistic YEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in his new D.VA video

Have you ever tried fucking a chick after putting an ice cube in her pussy? It makes your boner go down. You couldn't fuck her.

do you have these on other maps?

every class but pharah and d.va mech should have fall damage

If best boy Junkrat is 6'6" tall, why is his first person perspective so close to the ground? It's like I'm playing Torb

I hope you shot her in the head and typed REKT LAMO DUMB *** in the chatbox afterwards

>KOTH
>Enemy manages to wipe us out at 99%
>They have one of their teammates be bastion
>Bastions plants himslef on the point, healed by lucio and shielded by reinhardt
>They are impossible to take out, bastion shits on every single ult we throw at him

Fuck bastion

>Have you ever tried fucking a chick after putting an ice cube in her pussy? It makes your boner go down. You couldn't fuck her.
Are you speaking from experience, user?

You're kinda creepy dude.

Tracer is good on attack and defense right?

J U S T I C E
U
S
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Junkrat my nigga
Junkrat

And another one

Been posting them over about 5-6 threads on and off.

>hanzo on team
>he never fires his wallhack arrow
At least be somewhat useful you little shit

trademark Aussie slouch

Just look at his posture.

>good fanfiction

They do exist but there's only ever 1 if the work they're writing fanfiction for is decent and has a solid setting. They're usually never about the main characters and could almost be their own original stories. The problem is these people could get paid for their writing and a lot of the time that's what they do instead. Because why expend all that time and effort into making something not-shit for free? Especially when only a few thousand people, people who read other fanfictions, will ever read it. Fan stuff in general is shit for this exact reason.

Awful posture

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Why do people keep saying Justice from Above and Raining in association with Pharah?

Is there a meme I'm missing?

Lets separate the low MMR shitsluts from the high MMR healsluts with a quick question:

You are being attacked from the back as Mercy, your entire team is facing the front. What do you do?

>you will never squeeze Widowmaker's naked body under thick covers to warm her blood and make her feel again

the virgin levels on this post are off the charts

If you're about to fucking lose just STAND ON THE PAYLOAD YOU HAVE NO NOTHING TO LOSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Eh she's like 15 years I'd bet. None the less, who could resist all of this?

It is. Which is to say, any comp with only Zenyatta as support would be improved by replacing any arbitrary damage character with a Lucio.

>play a shit game
>dumb shit happens

I hope you guys don't like any of the female characters, because my man McSkill is fucking them

Mei is bae.

>pick Winston
>go apeshit on the point
>get 3 kills during overtime and win

>POTG goes to le epic Hanzo ult

why does Winston never get POTG

And another one

Fuuck. Now I want a soldier skin with the 76 tatooed on his rippling, muscular back

no homo

BUT HOW CAN I CALL /owg/ SHITTERS IF I DON'T KEEP UP MY KDR

Anyone else experiencing lag since that last patch?

Pull out my pistol and shoot the fucker.

levels really don't mean anything.

I've played people who were level 140.

they didn't dominate or anything.

level just determines how much of a life you have. higher level = more of a neet you are.

Real life hurts user.

Yep. Ran smooth before the patch, now there's framedrops half the time

Literally why does McCree get gutted but Roadhog can stun and instagib people as much as he likes while being unkillable?

>career average 2k damage with Mei
what did he mean by this?

fly to someone else

>Out of the last 15 games 13 of them were with total retards doing shit like picking Zenyatta, not going after the turrets when they're Pharah or Sniper, Winston leaping into 6 people alone, DPS not doing their job cause I have the gold in damage and elims every single game.

What do I keep getting put on these teams?

new patch is live

>Fixed a bug where D.Va did no damage

but user, I'm a McCree main and i self insert as him fucking the women

Same goes for anyother team comp with just one support. Dual support teams are very strong in my experience.

Zen isn't for everyone and while he doesn't have the highest heals he makes up for it in utility with his discord orb and huge range. His ult is great for denying enemy ults too

Get good faggot.

And another one

Because Streetpig can't instagib tanks through Lucio's ult.

Walk in front of the team ever so closely that I don't die from the front lines and also so they notice I'm running from something.

walk in front of my tank, preferably behind cover so I'm not running into new enemies.

They really do need to reduce the hitbox on his hook.

No other tank/defense hero can kill in oneshot like that. It's stupid.

That's Metal Gear, user. Reaper just became an edgy Deadpool due to Mercy messing up and Soldier at least has a decade on Mercy. Mercy is only 5 years older than Pharah for reference. Meaning she probably wasn't a founding member. All that aside Soldier and Mercy are a cute shipping couple. Almost as cute as Rein X Mercy.

>he thinks levels mean anything except for whether you're a NEET loser or not
stop posting this you edgy faggot

restarting my PC fixed it

>Muh gold medals
congratulations, you're the king of retards

nobody cares

I get enough of "MUH TEAAAAM" blogshitting in /d2g/, I don't need it here

Depending on what sees more viable given the responsiveness of my team and the size of the group flanking us, I either fly up to the frontmost teammate and use my new position to fire backwards as a warning before resuming buffs/healing, or I weigh the possibilities of firing off a few rounds and taking down a single wounded tracer alone and not bothering the team as a whole

Reminder the only penalty for leaving is a hit to EXP which does absolutely nothing in the first place

You too can have a 90% winrate if you just leave every single lost game