/owg/ - Overwatch General

Tracer taking McCree's flashbang. ;^)

>your lover will never fly to your rescue in a time of crisis
why live? ;_;

>theorycrafting this hard
>doesn't even know the length of abilities

Devil Mercy sucking cock with cum dripping from her chin.

Zarya crushing Genji with her thighs.

mercy pushing a wheelchair for her quadruple amputee girlfriend

Soldier 76 giving her a healgasm. Double healgasm for healing each other in the buffing position

Zarya doing something cute

More ahegao please.

>enemy team goes 5 pharah 1 lucio
>win because my team isnt retarded

>next game they go Bastion + Torb + Mei
>win because my team isnt retarded

that pharah is retarded

pharah is the reason she was put into that situation

mercy could have attached to rein instead and been actually protected

I'd like to see you actually try that and get a mouthful of Zarya's beam.

>It's a duo queue Mercy that doesn't acknowledge the existence of other team mates episode
>The fucking other guy is a Roadhog and she still won't heal anyone else or revive til he dies
Where the fuck is the "don't queue me up with fucking groups" option in these games? When the fuck will devs learn? I don't want to fucking queue with duos that play like the rest of the team are bots, I don't wanna be the fucking 6th in a stack of 5, and I certainly don't fucking want to be queued against a semipro stack, because I got unlucky enough to be lumped with the stack that is just a bunch of new retards inviting everyone on their list into the group.

Casual pharah with robolimbs.

MORE

>Pharah's fault that Roadhog used his hook

No.

>95 energy zarya on koth
>Enemy team hesitant to step on the point when I'm on it

reposting

This game is unplayable until they fix the frame rate issues the patch did.

where is sleepy reaper.
i wanna go all spiritual on my lootboxes.

What is the most obnoxious sound effect in the game and why is it Mei saying "I'm on fire"

Its like you dont understand how the forced 50% win rate works.

>zarya with shield up and walks on point
>team unloads
>she has full charge but dies anyway

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>mfw people think Zarya is OP

You must be pretty bad at the game

who /poo/ here?

Wow. I just got 3 legendaries in a row.

Iron Wolf
Goddess
500 g

Got no more edited, I'll set up an imgur with the other stuff.

>Destroying enemy team as Junkrat
>Two of their players switch Zarya
>They think I care
>Just destroy their shields and kill them at sub-100 energy

No, I won't switch class just because you're in a bubble.

>DIE DIE DIE

non lewd loli tracer or beanie qt lewd

waifufags will kill all game discussion and this general

>zarya in every game on both teams

can't wait for all the pubs to start crying so she gets nerfs she does not need

Are these rules correct?

>I'm on fire! But an extinguisher is not needed.

Why is he so good

pharah knocked roadhog off the ledge

at best pharah corrected her mistake (but mercy could have just gone to rein)

But she is OP.
t. Zarya main
More Dad76

mei in cheongsam

I think every hero should be nerfed

>flanking when the enemy team isn't occupied doing something else
stop going in to the enemy side when all 6 of them can clearly see you attempting to gun down their mercy

I just wish pubs would figure out to not shoot her bubbles.

Why do they shoot all of those but never shoot Reinhardt's shield?

Tracer x Winston

Bad players always get completely scared of attacking her or do so incrementally and just feed her the 100 energy.

I hope more people learn to just focus the shit out of her at range and kill her instead.

>tfw you switch to Bastion and just eat through her shield + her health.

>the secret got out

пидopы

sorta? if you wanna be boring. Its not like shipping and lore have any real relationship.

>Russian
>Lesbian
Simple epic

this is probably the only pairing I haven't seen before

I like how they cite reasons for widow and rein but claim Zarya is gay with nothing to back it up

Finally tried out Lucio

Now I understand

someone post the jet set radio lucio picture

>Attack on Route 66.
>Playing Hanzo
>Team is doing poorly for the first 2 minutes. Payload hasn't left the starting area.
>Enemy team is running a Reinhardt + Double Bastion + Torbjorn + Mercy Ultra Cancer comp.
>fuck it, I start playing super aggressive with flanks
>literally put the team on my back and carry them
>taking out bastions before they set up, ESP like shots to shut down ults, every ground scattershot is on point
>We push the payload all the way to the last part of the map
>enemy team sets up their alamo
>most of my team is wiped. only me and shitty solder 76 left.
>I take out a bastion and my Q comes up.
>Clear the final stretch with the dragon, getting 2 kills and another scatter kill on toblerone
>Ride the payload to victory alone
>PoTG goes to some shitty double kill tobjorn got at the start of the match
>everyone upvotes the shitty mercy on our team who didn't use her revive once.
>mfw probably one of the greatest performances in this game overshadowed by the "Always commend the healer!" mentality and Torbjorn turret plays

how do I get good at mccree

any reputable guides or exercises that will help me be better at cowboy?
>inb4 just flash fan to win

Should've been Reinhardt instead of roadhog.

LMB nigga

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>Zarya is a lesbian

Even Blizzard wouldn't make it that obvious, would they?

>Pharah's mom might be her father
Am I reading it wrong or is it just worded terribly? I mean, I know what they actually mean, but still.

Tracer being whole hogged in the ass, strapped onto Roadhogs chest.

>>Attack on Route 66.
>>Playing Hanzo

Rein doesn't synergize with Zarya nearly as well as Hog. He's the perfect target for her shield.

Laughing or Spin emote for tracer?

I know I'm a shitter but I really really wish that Pharah would get a little more splash on her rockets

They meant S76 might be Pharah's father. So shipping them might be incest.

Get up in her face on D.va and she goes down fast, if she puts up her shield use bunny hop to back off, then come back and finish her off after a 2 seconds.

I can't play more than one or two games in row because I can't control my urge to masturbated to all the lady butts.
Please send help.

So, where is it?

Again, I know what they mean but it's worded like her mom's her father.

here are better ships

TracerxTracer (time travel)

ReaperxYourMom

Lucio is a player and doesn't want to date just one woman

Mercy is a psychopath. Any relationships with here are one-way

Winston dates his AI girlfriend

DVa is a meme spouter who will probably one day be 30 years old and wonder why she has always been single

There is nothing to imply that other than morrison knew pharah's mother

Spin.
The laughing animation doesn't match the laugh it looks weird.

>hanzo

stopped reading right here

>those pairings

100% jew made list

Yeah, Hanzo is horrible against stationary targets like Bastions and turrets.

why was pharahs mom such a slut

Prefer laugh because it actually serves as a useful emote/taunt.

Spin just gives her a shit eating grin followed by a sleazy wink. Not sure what context you'd use that combo irl.

imgur.com/a/wAylc

I can't think of specific abilities, but would a support hero with an ultimate that is a temporary range AOE that "hacks" enemy devices and makes them your own team's for the duration of the ultimate a shitty idea? Think Mei's launchable with a probably smaller AOE and anything in that AOE that is a "device" now works for your team until your ult is up or until said device is destroyed.

It could work on things like turrets, winston shield, a pilotless d.va mech, soldier 76's own ult (at least while he's standing in the aoe), etc.

Stupid?

Tracer is cute. CUTE!

Have you ever actually even tried that? Zarya melts D.va.

mostly m2.
only used m1 to kill a really high priority target or there's only 1 enemy and i can reliably track it.
m2 also has the added effect of bumping people around and thus easier to predict/lead when they land.

THIS

While it's not a bad assumption, and lesbian ships with her can be possible, nothing "confirms" that Zarya is gay besides the stereotypes of her looks. It would be wrong to assume she couldn't be shipped with males.

On the otherhand though I'm glad someone laid out the whole "don't ship enemies thing". The genuine shipping of Tracer x Widowmaker is a disease.

>weeabo dislikes hanzo

the irony

Imagine driving a sword through Tracer and watching the life fade from her eyes

who here wants crit rockets

Holy shit people are fucking toxic when they're losing in pub matches. next time I'll remember to turn off autojoin group voice chat.

Widow bodyshotting Zen but he doesn't die and she's confused/checks her rifle.

stupid assholes

clam down genji

imagine cumming on her time travel thing and causing it to short circuit

I regularly demolish Zaryas, not even a close run thing.

Maybe stop giving them full charge?

post salty chat screenshots.

>that last one
Jesus, that shit's beyond /d/ material, why the fuck is it on there?

I want to hurt Tracer with my penis.