/ink/ - Splatoon General

Friends with Octarians!

There is this, they're just attached to her chest though. I think it was drawn by someone from here, but I can't remember.

Cute, thanks.

>Crossed out squid in the thought bubble
Kek, salty octopus.

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I've been looking for good spaghetti tentacle art for so long! thank you!

More like this, if you don't mind.

Will there ever be any more nostalgia pandering weapons? SuperScope Ink Cannon pls Nintendo.

>you will never chew on an inkling's tentacle

Good, they taste like paint

HOLY SHIT

Always knew she had it out for Sean

>tfw posted that
>tfw name is sean

The nerds Annie
Kill them, Kill them all!

Shiiit
I meant the shoe selling crustacean tho

>She does it!

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goodnight callie
i love you

goodnight sean

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if i start playing splatoon again will sempai notice me

no

>30 posts
>10 posters
RIP /INK/

Time to merge!

I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

who

Lolifags sure know how to make girls look disgusting.

I want to watch Marie tactically fist Callie

ThatsSo literally just nuked the discord

He is a faggot, not a surprise. Time to make a new discord without the faggy mods who don't even play splatoon. :')

Good

NUKING
THE
THREAD

Story?

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>playing Lost Reavers because of wiiu plaza
>thought it looked pretty cool
>it wasn't
>tried online with my shitty ass wifi
>got 3 people with me eventually
>we start a level
>game kinda jumps from time to time but overall
>we make it through the level and a few others
>finally got sick of the game and went to using jewtube
>in that moment i realized
>that piece of shit, third party, rushed and unfinished game still had better online stability than Splatoon
>mfw

goddammit nintendo

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why do all the people who actually contribute to the community get banned from the discord?

Different requirements

>Two Calliopes in a row.

The new weapons are in. Honest

I hate this 'Callie in the OP' meme

Berry Splattershot Pro should give Bravo the edge.

Suction Bomb Rush is shit on Bridge because of all those grates, but we'd have to see.

I want to watch Marie lovingly destroy Callie's vagina

Actually I want to be Callie

london

Newcastle actually

Because those people aren't in Thatsso's inner circlejerk

literally who

SPLATFEST IS FUCKING DEAD

Newsflash, Splatoon is dead

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so would Marie marry at some point?
or is she too much of a bitch that she is destined for cake?

Yes in the sequel the next idols will be callie and maries daughters so she would have married and retired.

Why is tower control even a mode? It sucks

I want to cum inside Marie!

Better end is that their daughters have succeeded their stage jobs so they can return to their duties as Agents full-time, meaning they can properly assist Agents 3 through 10 against the now reformed Octarian armada.
Too bad lesbians can't have babies.

Well isn't that cool

the concept of this piece is good (young woom with a big tum) but it ends up looking like spongebob

I can see it happening.
She'd either settle down for good with the Squid of her dreams and become a happy milky mamma, or she'll remain unfulfilled and cycle through about a dozen divorces.

>milky mamma
My fantasies

pls respond

There's 15 people right now streaming splatoon on twitch.tv

hi

Wow, is it that bad now? I hadn't paid attention, yikes.

>majority of them are Japs

just

What's wrong with that
You're watching them, not playing with them

zero english playing ranked right now. (well, one broken english)

I could stream but I'm just bullying in C tier right now

Nips are objectively the best and more respectful when playing Splatoon.

Why bully in lower tiers? That would get boring so fast.

I wonder if they actually get along; now I think about it we've never seen Annie and Moe speak to each other. Perhaps Moe treats her a lot kinder than he does the player.

This is true. They know which weapons are the strongest and most effective, and use and popularize them to their potential. While the same weapons are taboo in the west for being 'Too OP'. This is why we're shit.

>Nips are objectively the best

Agree

>more respectful when playing Splatoon

U wot m8? Most squidbaggers/squid partyers I've encounter have been japs. Also I've ran into japanese players who I swear throw games when paired with English players.

Only because they're the only ones you play with anymore. Back when this game had a playerbase outside of Japan, Mericans were the embodiment of salt.

There are a lot of western players in the C tier

Guys, we all know all the western players fled to the discord.

Good, that leaves us to discuss more important things.
Like how loose Callie's vagina is.

Callie is in the Discord too. She's being eaten out by an Octoling.

yuri is a sin

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All Woomies go to hell.

>implying all woomies are gay

Yes, all of them, or at least half gay. No exceptions.

>3 eliter son my team
>I got 17/3 but can't ink the zone fast enough
>every eliter went hard negative 0/n

kill me I'd get the zone back but couldn't out ink the other team

Samu was on of the Splatoon streamers but it seems he is streaming Overwatch now

w h o

Not knowing THE Samu!?!

I have no fucking idea who they are as well

Any squads or is it too early?

Grim Range Blaster is deadly.

>getting to s+99 with a dynamo is an achievement
crikey

>wake up at the crack of noon
>Check thread
>check twitter
>still no splatfest news
wow I was am to for stop memeing before while now