I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Samuel Powell
I want to fuck Warlock Maiden
Juan Howard
IS TREANT GOOD YET?
Jackson Rivera
As an offlaner yes.
William Ramirez
Downvotes don't exist to hurt feelings. They exist to hide factually incorrect information.
You were factually incorrect. He downvoted you, as everyone should have.
Karma != magical internet happy fun time points.
How petty are you that you take personal offense to someone downvoting a factually incorrect comment?
"Downvote only if off-topic or factually wrong, NOT if you disagree."
You were factually wrong.
Jaxon Jenkins
post heroes for when you want to be aggressively useless
free space: techies
Caleb Powell
does anyone have that clip from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
Daniel Brooks
(You)ing this
Logan Gomez
Repostan for more late night/early mornin arguing and learning:
# Everyone is good with blink dagger though. EVERYONE. It certainly doesnt hurt anybody's build to give it to them, and its entirely balanced because everyone can get it. And if you really are just having problems with just Centaur, the way you play the game also factors into his strength. Centaur will traditionally and most likely go offlane against your safelane, and nobody levels Return first because its shit in comparison to Double Edge. So you are probably in a 2v1 possibly 3v1 situation against Centaur. What do you do with this? The support(s) zone the fuck out of him so he cant level or get gold. They pull and still get gold, and he gets his creeps denied as your wave pushes to the towers. You could hit 6 as he does and probably fend off a Centaur who only has Tranquils, a stout shield, some branches, and leftover gold trying to get his blink. You worried your enemy could get too strong or get a big item? Dont let him get it. You can do that with a gank, or denying his farm, or outfarming him until he is a little bitch for you. The thing with Dota is that you could lose the game from factors you actually had no idea were playing a part in deciding the match. All the little things matter, and a slight change can win you the lane and even the entire game. A lot of the game is learning the intuition to realize and manipulate these factors as the game goes on so everything is in your favor. That is one of the biggest things that seperates Dota and LoL, for better or for worse.
But yea Blink Dagger is good on everyone. Warding also counters a majority of his predictable initiations, blink dagger or no blink dagger.
Jonathan Price
that sounds really hot
Xavier Davis
u guys are so creepy
Christian Martinez
which shade(s) do you think match sheever's pussy and asshole?
Lucas Long
fuck off Owen and post her nudes already
Ryder Brown
There's nothing wrong with wanting to see a cute girl go potty.
Colton Howard
>ballet slipper
Christian Bailey
>tfw rosewood
Daniel Johnson
>punch
Charles Martinez
be support,get lvl 2 leech seed+OoV
David Mitchell
Okay but I play support often, why as a support wouldn't I go gank mid or put pressure on another lane?
Standing in a lane 3v1 seems fucking retarded just to deny one hero. Most of my wins have been when I ganked everywhere early and was always ready to TP to where I saw a potential kill and we snowballed.
Doesn't it make more sense to put pressure on the enemy hard carry and mid?
Also it's not like his teammates can't gank either. Sure he will be underleveled but so will we if it's 3 people in a lane
Adam Cook
>d2g discussing the color of a horses shitter and mare pussy
QUALITY DOTA 2 DISCUSSION GENTS
Christopher Roberts
Post whatever this shit's name is
Oliver Bell
let me contribute
Logan Campbell
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
Ethan Foster
OH LORDY
SEND THIS STEED TO THE CASTING BOOTHS BOYS
Cooper Morales
>wake up >memeback is still a thing when is this going to be removed?
Ian Torres
Why would we discuss dota2? This game is so shit even valve knows this
Eli Cruz
my nipples are ballet slipper
Jack Morris
When you install league of legends
Jackson Martinez
SHOULD I BE WORRIED IF THE COLOR OF MY SHIT IS HOT PINK LMAO
Carson Price
why boner?
Blake Myers
when you install warcraft 3 the frozen throne and then download the dota 6.78 map, ez
and then you realize mobas are just fundamentally shit and memeback zone is just different flavor of it
Matthew Morales
>No new horse for viper why live
Christopher Jones
losing isn't always because i am bad right? losing really means i just have to become better, is that how i am suppose to look at my losses as experiences rather than a winrate?
Asher White
if its red your ok if its black youre fucked
Levi Thompson
You do have a point. If your lane is already locked down and youve warded for the carry, it can be a good idea to try and gank another lane. If your carry is any good at denying then they will beat out Centaur in farming too. Its all pretty situational, and depending on your lineup you could snowball early. If you have a team that relies pretty heavily on the mid-late game and farming, it could be beneficial to secure your carry's lane until he decides to jungle, take the tower, or go gank themselves. Then you have a lane to farm, or a jungle to stack and farm, and room to ward and gank. It all depens on the situation. If your carry is getting bullied out of lane by Centaur then maybe pushing him back out of lane until your carry gets a level advantage or two could really help. If the enemy decides to gank then a ward is all you need to guard against it. Just back off and waste their time. If they can tower dive you, have an ally TP in and counter gank. It can all come down to situational decision making and relying on your intuition. As for the Centaur engaging on you think, literally any support should have a way to stop him or buy time. Anyone with a stun would do, and also Omniknight. Maybe only Venomancer and Warlock get fucked since they only have slows.
Evan Davis
THANKS
I KNEW IT WAS OK TO DRINK ALL THAT PEPTO BISMOL KEK
Levi Watson
did you know mares rape humans? a needy one can pin a man she wants the hot monkey arm from to the barn wall with her superior equine strength and not let go until she is satisfied
Cameron Rivera
dotards?
Adam Hughes
Sunstrike is a bullshit ability.
Prove me wrong.
Aiden Wright
>cross platform release >only 10 million
OVERWATCH BABBIES ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS GOOD LMAO
BLIZZTARDS LITERALLY NEVER SEEN CONSOLE RELEASES BEFORE
FUCKING PC GAMING MASTERRACE PULLING THE DUNNING KRUGER OF THE CENTURY OFF RIGHT HERE
Jonathan Powell
>blizzard, the inferior company, blows the fuck out doturd 2 and team furries 2 with one swing out of the doturd gaylaxy maybe this will be the lesson for valve to actually focus on non-fundamentally-flawed games in their repertouire such as CS:GO
Isaiah Peterson
>og will win frankfurt
can eg stop them at ti?
Justin Lee
YO GUYS EXTREMELY FRESH SUPER SECRET MEMES HERE ONLY HOVER **IF** YOU ARE UP TO THE CHALLENGE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Hurricane Pike on Weaver He can shukuchi into an enemy hero, tag them with the swarm, pop hurricane pike on them and time lapse back 3000 range away. The swarm provides the vision to land his high damage 100% attack speed + geminate autoattacks which now have global range. All the stats also greatly benefit a low stat hero who needs attack range. Add in blink dagger and build glass cannon items like daedalus and you become the artillery
Adrian Price
we've had 13 million unique players last month?
Sebastian Perez
why would i disprove you when you are right?
Jaxson Stewart
So what is the idea here?
Pike, Blink, BoTs, 2 rapier and a daedulus?
James Garcia
pike deso blink daedalus?
Jose Johnson
Hey /d2g/ here's an easy exploit for goypendium quests
>Pick easy quest (such as buy treads within 14 minutes) during hero select >Let the game start as normally >Wait until AFTER the betting time expires (and the quest changing window disappears completely) >Open the main menu, go to compendium and select HARD quest (like 9000 healing or whatever) >Complete EASY quest (buy treads early) >WIN game >HARD QUEST IS NOW COMPLETED
Thank me later faglords
This does need an easy quest that you haven't completed yet but knowing you scrubs you probably can't even do those so
>buy goypendium >forget to fill in the stuff for the major >haven't finished the quests and odnt think i can >give more money to get the map
Evan Morgan
>drop rapier(s) in your fountain, bots out do this then pick them back up
Daniel Baker
>A completely different game genre with a different target audience in mind was successful Wow, I sure am blown the fuck out. I'd tell you post this on /lolg/ but they'll all switched to OW
Kayden Gonzalez
This is the most fucked up inbred group of idiots I played with and against in the past while
It's around 4.5k mmr as you can see and this tinker played like a new player, kept saying on mic that it's his first tinker game and yelling random shit all game, relentlessly feeding. He has 60 hours in dota but 4500 mmr, how? He also has average 270 gpm and mostly losses How can a bought account have so little hours?
Alchemist was the typical useless fuck alchemist who can only farm and feed
The pugna kept decreping people I blinked on and hardly bought vision against riki, and yet his mmr is 4700
The ES was okay aside from a few mistakes and bitching all the time
The enemies were pretty fucking bad too, I could easily 1v5
Is this because of the hours or what
Levi Morales
FURRFAGGOTRY AND BESTIALITY
THE TRUE POWER OF DEE TOO GEE
Lucas Bell
>furfaggotry I don't wish I was an animal I just want to fuck them.
Michael Garcia
>13 million 90% of which are smurf accounts and thirdworlders compares to 10 million people buying a 40/60$ videogame with actual content, fun gameplay and more than one map
Lincoln Rivera
Daytime European DotA
Just don't play right now. Wait until it's evening or (even better) night.
Jose Allen
still beats talking about this shit game >bbbbbbbut sc2 is dead! jut like doturd2, so why mention, these are on an equal footing in the playerbase or lack thereof department
Jose Watson
>people who couldn't understand dota anyway leave dota
okay
Hudson Fisher
What does it mean though? Are they kids who have no school or what?
ES was complaining he got back from work and wanted a nice game, but where would he even be from
how are they 4500+ mmr?
Luis Lee
>he thinks muh casual gamer demographic is conducive to a sustainable life span fro video games
ONLY CATERING TO AUTISM KEEPS GAMES ALIVE
LOOK AT SKYRIM
STILL MODDING ORC TITS LMAO
Thomas Perry
>fun gameplay
Benjamin Watson
They are 4500+MMR because they only play during this time of the day when HORRIBLE people like them are playing.
Jeremiah Taylor
>try to sell something on the market >have to wait 2 weeks before it's actually listed >the prices have dropped by the time it gets listed and no one will buy the item I wanted to sell >i wanted money to buy a game that was on sale for the weekend anyway Why?
Aiden Foster
Are they kids or what? What makes this time the worst?
there's no way that tinker was legit though, as bad as the alchemist was
But what makes them different than evening time europe
Only pugna was russian. tinker was italian and es is czech
Nolan Taylor
>that period stain of SEAmonkies
Nathaniel Allen
redpill me on junglers /d2g/
Levi Kelly
dont
Daniel Kelly
Luna is the best jungler.
Xavier Myers
jungling in pubs is for people who are too scared to lane but have a high test alpha carries opinion of their own abilities, these people should just pick a 600 range int support and stack and pull and buy wards and courier like the little sissies they truly are.
Lucas Bennett
Why does no one in Spain play? Are they all unemployed and can't afford a computer?
Brody Flores
brood is the only good jungler desu,
Ethan Gutierrez
Wow what happened to that dog? Did it die?
Hunter Baker
Reminder that d2g and reddit both cried about jungle Legion then got blown the fuck out when it ended up being good.
Gabriel Harris
>tfw you win mid against a 5.5k player and still lose the game
i just wanted to be good for a bit
Owen Hall
enigma is fucking op right now and jungling him is not hard
Christopher Moore
honestly 99% of my games where i win my lane i lose the game with 2k games played
Anthony Gray
Be sure to let me know if Overwatch can ever break a million dollar prize pool for it's ''''''''''professional'''''''''''' scene tournaments.
Connor Myers
dude if each of their 10 million players donates just $1 they will have 10 million dollars lol
t. economics professor
Dylan Martinez
i agree with this post for the most part. a lot of my learning about dota happened in random epiphanies as i played it more and more and its really rewarding to suddenly have that "eureka!" moment
Jack Reed
It got kissed. Something a pathetic virgin NEET like you will never experience.
Sebastian Clark
why do people pick veno and not understand that plague ward is on 5 second cd
Mason Morales
gulag how do I deal with the Drow/WR combo of death?
Bentley Lopez
>10 million players
this is bullshit right? no way in hell 10 million players got swindled into playing a shitty tumblerpixar game
Jose Cruz
abandon
Gabriel Perez
Yeah it's great. The other day, I was playing Windranger, the hero I learned how to play Dota with, and I finally realized how retarded my item priorities were. I have to start at the beginning.
Joseph Scott
>tfw neet >tfw will never know what it's like to pay for something with money you worked for >tfw virgin >tfw will never know what it's like to hold hands or cuddle or kiss someone or be in a relationship >tfw australian >tfw will never know what snow feels like
Benjamin Adams
>You will never get paid to spout shitty reddit memes all day
Jacob Morris
what do i do with this?
Matthew Hughes
>Australian >add some good players with lower mmr after a game >none add me back >remember none of them even typed anything during the game >check their profiles >all anime profile pictures and meme hentai groups >not surprised anymore as they're probably socially devoid neets
Get off the dole, mate.
Jordan King
why can you not even view ti2 and ti3 in dota reborn
Levi Parker
Earth spirit >one of the most fun and challenging heroes in the game >probably the most unique hero >nerfed every patch into being trash