Overwatch General /owg/

>numbani attack gets overtime before the final turn
>carry it as reaper and use 2 ultis during overtime

nevar nuget

Okay guys get this

What if McCree's bullets ricocheted at certain angles

Why the fuck does Reaper get 250HP?

>oh yeah he can umm kill about half the classes in the game in one shot and tanks in about 3
>and he can also press Q and kill an entire team in about two seconds
>oh and he can become invulnerable on a ridiculously low cooldown
>and a teleport that crosses line of sight like it's nothing
>I KNOW, HE NEEDS THE MOST HP OUT OF ALL OFFENSE CLASSES! WHAT IS BALANCE HAHA LOL WE'RE BLIZZARD

>tfw friends so bad I rather play solo

Furry hero when?
Gender transforming hero when?
Body swap hero when?

All three when?

HAHAHA ITS SURE FUCKING EPIC THAT REAPER HAS A SNIPER RANGE ON THOSE SHOTGUN PELLETS

FUCKING EPIC!!

it's the healing orbs that are egregiously overpowered

also the ability to pick up health packs while ghostly

ME UNGA

It's almost like this is an extremely casual shooter from Blizzard.

>just check the leaderboards
>literally every top shitter is a mercy/lucio main

Mercy mains confirmed for NEET losers

You can hear his stupid ass romping towards you with your volume nearly on mute
His ult is only useful on a bunch of idiots who don't watch for flanks and is probably one of the most vulnerable people when it's used
And with how his shotguns work he's effectively melee range.
His teleport is also heavily telegraphed and if you see him using it you can collect your free headshot

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>It's a "Enemy Genji is on fire" episode
>It's a "Enemy Widowmaker is on fire" episode
>It's a "Enemy Zarya is on fire" episode

>Announces every single thing he does on the top of his non-yelling voice

ah yes, reaper, the incredibly OP hero

nerf when?

How do you make Junkrat's bear traps clip the ground so they are more hidden?

>Furry hero when?

Winston

>Gender transforming hero when?

Zarya/Bastion

>Body swap hero when?

Genji

>All three when?

When you kill yourself for having shit taste

>tfw you will never be as good as seagull

Reaper's shotguns have insane spread and suck at anything farther than a few meters.
Play better and stop getting flanked

zarya doesn't change genders and doesn't change other people's genders you vanilla fuck

Winston is the furry hero

Do you think reaper will be picked now in competitive as a tankbuster since mcree got his fth nerfed?

i might not be that much worse to be honest

>watching grown men play video games

kill
yourself
cucked
faggot
lmao

>has shit taste in kinks etc.
>calls other people vanilla for not liking what he likes

you don't have an f-list (or know what that is) so you're full of shit, now stop posting you casual

never
never
and never

>be Mei
>Now arriving at King's Row
>push payload to last checkpoint
>enemy camps it like motherfucking squatters
>team cant break their defense
>20 seconds left
>READY TO START A BRIZZARDU
>entire enemy team frozen
>team steamrolls their shit
>win the match
She might be cancer, but damn if she can't save the day.

>tfw you realize that the reason why there is only one nigra is that they have no culture other than brazilian party nigras or thugs

>McSkill mains this mad

>Junkrat is using the Hayseed skin
>Guaranteed shit
>Junkrat is using the Scarecrow skin
>Guaranteed god

I don't understand

This guy is so good at overwatch

youtube.com/user/GeneralMcBadass/videos

Just be grateful we got someone cute like Lucio and not WE WUZ KINGS

>can't get the hang of pharah
>but getting used to junkrat
>switch to pharah one day
>50% rocket direct hits
>40 eliminations on route 66 attack
>not even using the ult that often

At last I truly see.

>Gender transforming hero when?

When you post more rule 63

Xth for Tick Rate

i've been erping on f-list since before you questioned your sexuality

Tracermainfags go drink acid until everything becomes black

fucking kill yourselves annoying fucking shitcunts

but pharah is black

Africa has a rich spiritual history of worshiping idols and sacrificing people.
That could make an interesting edgy character

>tfw no healslut gf
>tfw no tank gf that i can healslut for

reminder that Zarya is based on real russian Blizzard female employee

Has Blizz given any word on post release patches completely breaking FPS?

She is kang

I've been noticing a lot more Hanzos lately. Is he good now?

does she have a muscle vagina that will clamp down on my dick and refuse to let go

How is Mei so CUTE?

>THRU THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>THRU THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
It's Dota 2 all over again.

kek

>tfw no voodoo shaman character to chit-chat with Reaper like if they were best buds

Because she's fat and you assume she has low self esteem making her easy for you to approach since you also have low self esteem and are afraid of confident women

Which girl do you wish you could swap bodies with?

For me its definitely Widowmaker

DELETEL THIS

They blew their voodoo quotient with WoW and D3

t. meme e-sports and established gaymer personalities

>20 tick is an artistic choice

Sombra is sniper class right?

I am starting to notice alot of Mercy hate/salt in pubs and in these generals why is this?

Is the game community/generals going to become LoL tier?

These are the things that keep me up at night as a support player.

Because she's overpowered

>mfw playing with my friend and his gf
>hes shit at the game and so is she
>she only play as the healslut and winston
>she stopped being his healslut and started to heal and damage buff only me
>she invited me to play with her alone today after midnight

I guess thats still ok since hes the one inserting his penis in her vagina.

Tracer.
I hunger for speed.
For some reason I wish tracers dash did damage if you passed through people

widow is awful now and everyone switches to hanzo

mcree is awful and everyone switches to reaper now

i dont know how to feel about this

I took that intro class too.

this turned me on

mccree is stronger than reaper at every range except melee in which he still beats him

if anything it'd be a widow player or something like that

Because she's basically "give her team invincibility". If you don't kill her immediately then there's no point in even attacking anyone at all. And if you do kill her, you can't kill her too early or she just flies in at the end anyway.

They show up like that for the enemy.

maybe invisible I get that feel from her cloaked design

doomfist offensive tank?

I always forget his Q is a colummn of death if im playing pharrah and i try to just fly up

>play Reaper on KoTH
>at point under ledge
>hear enemy Reaper scream REPOSITIONING
>turn around and blast his ass

Isn't his teleport supposed to be so he can get the jump on people? I never knew the enemy team could hear him yell put his teleport quotes

So the hook works from the center of the crosshair. Also hitscan with a cast delay?

>KOTH on Lijiang
>two enemy tracers just jumping around like crackheads and dropping bombs, getting multi kills
>forced to use the edgelord to combat them
>destroy pretty much everyone, help the team take back victory, get easy triple kill by pressing ult button

Why is Reaper allowed to be to disgustingly good?

How did Lucio manage to dodge the nerfbat?

the hook does whatever the fuck it wants

This game's community is already LoL tier.

his heal sucks

Got my first POTG with new skin and highlight intro

Nothing special tho, I never get cool multi-kills with Zarya

>Junkrat
>Grenades do full damage whether they're direct hits or rollers
>Traps are currently bugged and visually bury themselves deep in the fucking ground when placed (but appear normal on Junkrat's team)
>Damage from mines and grenades isn't based on how close you are to the explosion
>Has one of the most retarded combos in the game that can oneshot the majority of heroes in a split second with minimal effort
>"B-BUT JUNKRAT IS MEDIOCRE LEAVE HIM ALONE"
>"THE TRAPS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HE'S A SHIT HERO ANYWAYS"

I don't give a fuck if this cheeky cocaine snuffing heroin addict is Zenyatta levels of garbage. This nonsense shouldn't be allowed. Make the explosives not fucking retarded and buff him accordingly, once people realize they need to use their brains when they play him.

REMOVE ALL SUPPORT CLASSES!!!
MERCY AND LUCIO ARE FOR NO SKILL SHITTERS!!!

>fat
>low self esteem

I don't believe either of those things about her!
All I know is that she is CUTE.

I wanna tear off Mercy her wings rough and stab her over and over with a big kitchen knife!

shit skin and shit intro jeez user do you ever do anything right?

his heal is -while AoE- quite weak, unless you press E. I can bash a 2hp widow back in shape in 2-3 seconds with Mercy, with Lucio I had to dance around her A LOT.

he's probably up next alongside mercy
though I can see them leaving the healers alone due to them being mandatory and maybe nerfing them would skew th balance extremely in favor of super aggressive comps

>20 tickrate + minute lag = AS:LFJOATHOP#UWHTSWILJDENRG
The fuck was that shit?

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Best skin and best intro, but thx

>delete bastion
>overwatch is now 20% more enjoyable

Is there anything more satisfying than giving the other team a flying hammer?

I hate her because her fucking pistol is too strong.

Feels way better as a pharah player