/meg/ Mass Effect General

Femshep>Femryder edition

ME:A is gonna be an dissappointment

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>SJW pandering
>Tempest looks like a tapeworm
>political correct squadmates
>Krogan and Quarians in Andromeda
>10 different genders
>no gameplay
>EA shills

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>again
YOU HAD ONE JOB

Liara best and last beautiful waifu

Great, now I get ideas for better OP greentexts, ah well fuck it

anybody know where this is from > ?

I will miss her.

The E3 reveal must've killed of the last bit of interest in the series.

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no ugly asari allowed

Improvement over the original tbdesu.

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WINDOWS PEN EXCLUSIVE

WEEEWOOO

L*wd

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where what is from? I'm OP from that last thread

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post your mass effect screenshot

Dont have any, I accidentally deleted all my game pics when I reinstalled Windows

I'll take some later on, perhaps.

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Thats some reddit-tier humor

you know it user

haha, thanks for the laugh user!

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GETH

great

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>turns non-boobplate into boobplate

pls

Best husbando coming through

As long as there are rape references, I won't mind Andromeda

were there rape references in ME1-3?

You know what this reminds me of?

that Liara shop with this Indian actor?

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Theres already cosplay for Ryder too wew

RIGHTS RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB

There is literally nothing wrong with boobplate.

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one of the inmates you can talk to in the Purgatory where Jack is held. He says they take everything from you there, including his ...pride

oh ye, that one.... I thought you meant inter-species rape, like krogan on qt human or something.

jack said the crew "used" her on the ship when she ran off from pragia facility, also on her recruitment mission one of the inmates mentions that they can take everything from you, including his "pride"

>implying jack didnt like being "used"

>you

tfw you will never get an alien qt that can do
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What?

An oldie

Will a GTX 750ti run the ME series?

I run a 8800GT with 1GB memory and have everything on highest, shouldnt be a problem

anyone in the process of making a new collage?

you're getting weirder by the day, OCD

Press "F" to pay respect

I had a 460 until recently, had a few problems with ME1, ME2 ran smooth, ME3 even smoother.

Sort of. Why, is there something you'd like included?

nothing on my mind for now

Why the fuck would anyone do that? Seriously?

How delightful. I just ordered a new PC, with a 750ti and an intel i3 something something. far from the beastliest of machines, but way better than my ancient HP laptop.

Oh baby!
Maybe that's how quarians operate their suits, they use their forked tongues to move joysticks and push buttons.
I'm imagining a bored quarian girl entangled in the embrace of her lover, too tired to get up, but too comfortable to undress as go to sleep. Her visors lights up and using her forked tongue, she starts playing some rudimentary game that came preinstalled on her suit.

You are not thinking of the possibilities and the capabilities of said modification. There is a very practical application to it that, while it's not aesthetically pleasing, it could be sexuelle pleasing.

>750ti
The R9 480x is 199$. I think it's a much better alternative, eddrf. Especially considering the 750ti can go up to 170$. Unless you're buying cheap second hand.

Had a gf which had a tongue like this, BJ game was out of this world

GOG sale!

This. This is what I want.

>what is a cracked sternum whenever you fall over

I considered going for an AMD card, but they're apparently louder and hotter and I had scoped out the 750ti for some time. Secondly that card was still more expensive than what I had. I got the 750ti for 137 USD.

Sounds nice.

>louder and hotter
The 380x makes not a sound. Don't know about the 480x, since it is not out for another few weeks, I think. As for hot ... dude, you're in Sweden! You need the hot. The price tag, though, very nice.

Thanks.
I could agree with the heat, this summer is really pretty damn cold and wet.

I just realized that I bought the wrong card though, I bought the 1gb version instead of the 2gb version that I was looking at. I'll have to call tomorrow and see if it's worth changing.
Maybe I'll change cards then, maybe. the 2gb version was at 166 dollarinos.

Godammit. I need to learn to re-read and double-check. I'm so eager to be done with things that I end up fucking stuff up.

Or when she gets punched for that matter.

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I liked the E3 trailer for technomancer. What are you looking forward to, meg? Andromeda?

Or just the hard ceramic getting in the way of aiming, picking things up, climbing over things. Basically, don't cover large tits with solid materials in the shape of half-spheres.

Friendly reminder that there is no escape.

from where?

Hey, I think that's the voice of Kaz.

From you're waifu's loving embrace?

Titanfall 2 looked pretty neat.

MEG, presumably. Or Mass Effect in general, perhaps.

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Titanfall 2, mostly. The new game from Guerilla looks pretty interesting, too, the 'creatures' were really cool. Mechanical 'animals' with very organic movement. Horizon: Zero Dawn, I think it was called.
I don't have a PS4, though.

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It's an ancient MEG meme.
pic related

waifu pins your head to the couch/bed/floor etc with her thighs?

THICK thighs?

couldn't hurt

yeah

You can check out any time you like.

this never gets old

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But you can never leave.

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>3rd link

is it hard to do that?

Do not sexualize the daughterfus. This is a daugetrfu sexualization free zone.

Depends how much she weighs, how strong you are and how long can you keep it up going like that.
tl;dr Yes, it is.

no thanks

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is there any particular reason you post porn in the Mass Effect General?

>Basically, don't cover large tits with solid materials in the shape of half-spheres.

what the fuck is wrong with you, you faggot?

Are you the one reporting it?

I dont think it has a place on a SFW board. There are enough NSFW boards for people interested. Deal with it.

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Better safe than sorry

are you sexually frustrated ?

Whoah, where did that come from? That did he do to you?

No, I just dont want to get a boner when I am on a blue board.
Plus, someone opening the link to NSFW content when on a SFW board is nullifiying the reason of SFW in the first place.
Why do you feel the need to post it here in the first place? Are YOU sexually frustrated?