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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE [Open] [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: m.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g [Open] [Open]

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

Other urls found in this thread:

oddshot.tv/shot/m0E_tv/UzqRsoriRspIRL1EUtaEuFTO
csgo-stats.com/76561198062993930/
csgo-stats.com/lolmikes/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>top frag every game
>still gold nova

explain this gotards

u need banana hack bro

>be shit
>still gold nova
explain this gotards

anime

>people accuse me of cheating
>i actually am cheating
>mfw

>be shit
>lem
Explain this

FIRST SHOT INACCURACY

ur getting boosted just to let the thread know

But I always play solo, nobody ever adds me to play

NEW SKINES

oh u, dont pretend to be all innocent now

>he doesn't wear shorts in public when it's 30°C outside (76°F in freedom units)

bcus u probably don't topfrag every game idiot, this isn't fixed ur just bad k IDIOT lol

>all this shit with diamonds
>the city of moE
>Echo Fox
Jesus that idiot is going to get himself fired.

I hate asking this here but I need to know. I bought CSGO on my other steam account. I'm trying to play it from a new account and it asked me to turn on family access. Once I did so it then asked me to buy it. Is this normal?

wat

> >145661629
i know why but i dont like you so not gonna help!

When I first ran it, it said this game belonged to my other account and in order to play it I need to be granted access. I did just then and when I logged back on, it told me I need to purchase it. Doesn't seem to make sense when it says that I just needed to be granted access to play.

No explain better...

You got a new account that you bought CS on, but instead of playing CS on it you got yet ANOTHER account without CS on it and this is the account you actually want to play CS on?

Yes...yes, that's exactly it actually.

I want to re-do my placement matches, plus I've been wanting to make a new Steam account for a long time.

I don't think that works then but I have no idea.

>I don't think that works
What doesn't?

Getting to replay your placement matches on a family shared copy.

Competitive is not available on a family shared version.

Okay...so now I need to disconnect family sharing and buy the game.

yeah I guess

>valve keeps shitting out skin cases more and more frequently
>cheaters are still running rampant with no end in sight

mfw i see u tryna hold mid

Time for /Dosia/!

the absolute mad man needs to return

well they don't need to put effort into skin updates, they can just grab some off the workshop then just pump them out for easy money. I could see it taking them less than a day to get done.

the 'end' in sight is just not be a filthy primelet :^)

Tfw no cro_ to ghostbust my home

kys yourself shortsfag

How do I not shit at aim?

click on heads

anime

don't watch anime

lower your sens

That comes after aiming though.
It's already .45 or 270° for the width of my mousepad

E V E R Y T H I N G

whats your edpi you mong

>go for a mm match to check out prime
>forget to block north eu servers
>4 premade russians blatantly cheating

I had just the right thing to fix that.

oddshot.tv/shot/m0E_tv/UzqRsoriRspIRL1EUtaEuFTO

so m0e vs thorin....

m0e is our guy right?

how do you get 12 rounds against blatant cheaters lmao

you forgot to take off your radar hack retard

High as fuck. Something like 1600 or 1800 which is why I said the degree of spin for my mousepad. If I were to use 400dpi my sens would be around 2

we got 16 lmao

Oh boy I can't wait to see those two on a desk together.

>moe
>knowing how to play on top level

have fun being shit at aim

moe isn't our guy

he's our resident muslim

>hacking with a knife
Wew lad pretty big balls I guess

moe is retarded because tons sports analysts don't play the sport but know more then people who actually play the damn thing. It's like a director saying if you've never made a movie you can't critique a film.

worse, more an actor doing so.

You don't actually have a M9 gamma right? That's a skin changer you're using.

Is there anyway to turn off the low ammo sounds? It's fucking loud.

>shit at cs
>make up 90% of casters

uh, gotards???

makes sense because the people who are good are actually playing the game and the casters are the bottom level players who could never reach the top but have enough experience to know why they're better

The MAG-7 sound is so shit. Like an absolute shit quality recording.

m0E please go.

csgo-stats.com/76561198062993930/

Rate my headshot percentage

>feelio when you shoot them dead but they still alive

Am i just missing Eleagues third day randomly or do they not stream it on twitch?

I love when the AWP hits you from pixel shot when you can't even see him

...

there is eleague today, right?

yes in an hour

thought it was in 5 minutes xD

>Play on PRIME
>One guy in my team is locking through walls and super obviously hacking

Epic

>warn my team of a flanker
>teammate dies to him
>he calls it again

PRIME stuff

DUDE NEW SKINS AND NEW MAG-7 SOUND LMAO

anyone on csgog want to be my bf

haha

we're anti-homo sorry now get out fagboi

Post belly pic and I'll consider it.

goes on idle community servers and grinds headshots/10

I played against you on FACEIT and for 3,000 hours you fucking suck lmao

Nice meme. My eDPi is 810 at most.

>odds for orbit were good because reddit thought they were going to throw

csgo-stats.com/lolmikes/

rate me desu

NICE FUCKING PATCH

>DANGER DANGER LOW AMMO BEEP BEEP

Are they fucking kidding? When will the revert change and apologize?

I played 3 games and didn't even notice it. I don't get why it bothers people so much.

>Go prime MM
>Gold nova
>Everyone's skill suddenly dropped like they are all silvers

What's happening here? It's not just one game either

Did grenade binds break?

>tfw playing with incapacitating lower left abdomen pain
>take shitload of pain meds, feel a bit high
>no position helps the pain
>playing helps me not think about the pain
>still play like shit because im distracted by the feeling like someone tore me open and is squeezing my intestines like a wet rag
>cant afford to go to a doctor

goodbye /csgog/

>living in a shithole wher eu can't go to a doctor
wtf

who /maxinandrelaxin/ on our guys fnatic here
betting $167 to win $8 ez skinez

>want a phobos
>know it'll be $2.50 in a month
this is pain

>tfw riz carries you
How do I repay him?

never played an idle server in my life m8

erp

sex

yeah its hard to play on a 100 fps pc with 60hz but I bet i still raped you lol

how to get global?

Get it checked or die for real

How many Global Elite players are there browsing this general?

get a cute csgog bf to carry you

>playing MM

ROFL

okay