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D.VA BUFF WHEN BLIZZ
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>randomy level 12 50 levels lower than anybody else on my team
>hes fucking trash constantly just tunneling to his death on defense
>go to mark him as avoid
>ALREADY MARKED AS AVOID
90% of the people I play with are 50 levels higher then him, how the FUCK did I get matched with this same level 12 multiple times while he was marked as avoid?
Honestly, this is going to be a rant, so if you don't feel like reading about how I feel about Hanzo's haters, then stop reading now. I'm sick of people telling me I'm stupid, bad, or unskilled just because I pick Hanzo. I have 28 hours with him and enjoy him quite a bit, he's my favorite hero and in my opinion is quite useful. First of all, why can I not pick the hero that I want to play and enjoy? It's my choice. To back that up, it is Quick Play, not competitive, so to all those people who take it seriously and will flame anyone doing badly, having fun, or, in this case, playing a hero you do not particularly like yourself, calm yourself. Today, I had someone tell me Hanzo is trash and that I may as well quit the game. HANZO IS NOT TRASH. His sonic arrow is quite useful and his bow can do quite a bit of damage, not to mention he has massive dragon with instakill. I'm not saying anything should be done, but people, please stop hating on others because they play a hero THEY like, I'm not the only one being harassed because I play Hanzo, and your rude comments and such will not stop me from playing him, so stop wasting your energy and time telling me that he is a bad hero, thanks.
>mfw solo queue roadhog all day
>manlets
>console babs try to play the highest skill cap champ in the game
What race is reaper?
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Tracer is acutally the one who takes monkey D
>open up box
>get a legendary
>its cis scum zarya
what do you do fellow anons
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HAHAHAH YES!!!! OVERWATCH BTFO!!! BLIZZARD BTFO!!!
I fucking hate moobs
>Hanzo kills me
>He uses his emote
>HEROS NEVER DIE
>dota 2 suspiciously missing
>no tank heroes
>no support heroes
>just pick whoever
>suicide them into the enemy team every 60 seconds
>browse and shitpost on second monitor
>game is over soon
>free exp
Shoyu
>not running a bot to do this for you
amateur
Chicano
Guys any tips for monkey trouble? Am I just going to want to kill myself from the frustration of not having my team push in as I disrupt?
so did anyone of you actually manage to get one of the basketballs through a hoop?
Since that aircraft problem, Tracer can reach orgasm only through pain and deadly situation.
That's why you need to choke her a bit when you do her - hard
Who /PS4/ here? Anyone want to play together sometime?
>tfw no friends with Overwatch
>Arriving at [PAYLOAD MAP]
>Prepare to defend
How can people be so fucking retarded and not understand that you have to jump on the point when overtime is about to end?
only once, most of the time I slam the bball through the closed bay door
I'm bi and honesly trannies gross me out, cute twink boys that don't even try to appear feminine are much hotter
>tfw popping D'vA out her mech as Hanzo and instant killing her just as she jumps out with an arrow
>HOI IV has that many players
Fucking parajews
yeah I did once, the hoop is still and you have to have somebody next to it to confirm if it actually went thru, hard to see without the net moving
Post sauce for that webm of the cute trap in jean shorts and thigh highs
OVERWATCH
VIDEO GAMES
I LIKE MERCY
you dont always need tanks
you dont always need support
i've won plenty of games without any support heroes on the team or any tanks.
I can't wait until baddies like you get weeded out in a few months.
>first ever legendary at lvl 23
>B. Va
>I don't play D. Va
D. Va buff when
III was a piece of shit, is IV any good?
>current year
>people still buy paradox games at launch
They deserve broken games and being jewed with DLC.
>Arriving at Hanamura
>Prepare to atack
Delete this.
So you bought the game on console when you didn't even have the "well all my friends are on console so i want to play with them" reason?
Why the fuck?
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>not being autistic
Shit tier mercy tbqh
I'm so bad at this game
Level 12ish
how do I get better
Are cute
source?
Stick with Darkest Hour.
play the game
Why doesn't avoid player do anything?
I've gotten the same motherfucker who plays offense Widowmaker with a 12% scoped accuracy.
I need a fucking adult.
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>Gibraltar defense
>Enemy goes 5Reaper 1Mercy
>Can't get the payload to 2nd point
>They gradually switch away from their memepicks
>In the final seconds they just throw themselves on the payload for Overtime
>Never make it to 3rd point
>VICTORY
Payloads can be fun.
>lose on payload defense
>switch sides
>win considerably faster on payload offense
>feel empty inside
Stopwatch when?
>how do I get better
Uninstall.
well, you're only level 12.
around level 40+ is when you should start playing gud, assuming of course you don't just queue with the same shitty people and never improve.
>half decent engie in tf2
>somehow translates to being a great Torbjorn
>free killstreaks for not just camping your sentry/not rebuilding in the same spots
I'll take the poor rate of fire and repair speed in exchange for near instant turn speed and long range any day.
I think I'll get cancer if I have to play against one more trashmouse.
> Mercy is offended
h-hi
Just shoot him.
The most important thing is to learn every hero's weakness and strengths so you know how to counter them as well as know what you can and can't do with the hero you're playing.
I dunno, haven't played it and have no interest on either con. Didn't play III much, but it seemed alright, althought requiring some time to understand the mechanics of the game, IV is probably unfinished (muh DLC) and dumbed down, go ask /gsg/.
I want to tear off Mercy's wings and stab her guts over and over!
Aim at necks and shoot them
Alternatively become a Mercy main and ERP with people to get them to carry your useless ass
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I keep getting queued with level 30-50's and I normally get savaged unless I run around as Lucio for massive heals or just play a braindead tank like Hog/Rein.
filtered
testosterone deficient bitch boy with a tiny penis detected
kill yourself my man
>temple of anubis
hey i remember you
thanks for gifting me that one game
i'm stalking your profile too btw
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Yeah you don't need tanks on defense but you always need tanks on escorts, and you always need healers.
So sick of faggots picking supports with no heal especially when 2 of them pick a support.
Healing is way better than teleports. Teleports only good when you're dead and heals and revives can stop you from dying.
Tldr teleports only good when you already got heals. Zenyatta only good as a backup healer not a main healer. Rinehart only good main tank, other tanks only good on offense if there already a reinhardt
>playing junkrat on hollywood
>enemy d.va is such an easy target because she tries to tank damage like she shouldnt and doesnt flank
>dominate her the entire match because at this point she's pretty much a giant piñata
>say hi to her everytime i engage her because i know at this point its an easy win
its fun to me when people doesnt play d.va flanking, you're supposed to be a giant version of tracer not a fucking reinhardt
BACK THE FUCK OFF?????
>Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference
noice
filtered
>it's a "noise activated mic keep going off but all we hear is really loud game noise and static and I have no fucking clue how to Mute that faggot" episode
Improve your aim by choosing a hitscan hero and practice getting consistent 5/6 multikills on robots in training. Find your right mouse sensitivity. Practice, practice, practice.
I wish I was autistic enough to understand III, IV must be much easier
How can you tell that one is a boy from that angle?
cute
anime
trip
i bet you play mercy
Who's playing right now?
I'd rather play with a group than solo.
I am
what game did i gift you?
It's the best
Soon I'm going to make a wemb of killing McReeeees after they stun me.
I can literally 1 to 2 shot tanks
>not blasting porn sounds through voice chat
me
I dont trust groups because everyone gets extremely salty when they lose
I'm about to
How do I git gud with d.va?
>enemy reaper is a 135 level who has 90% of time played as reaper
>keeps spraying and taunting after ults
>lose game
>"get fucked ez"
>i get this as potg
>he gets buttblasted in chat and leaves
lmao
>actively seeking to play with people from Veeky Forums
user...I...
The only reason I play solo is so I can quit 10 games in a row during team selection if I see something I don't like, instead of taking my group to a game where we have to go "Hmmmm, how do we defend this payload with 3 Meis on our team? What is the right strategy? Let's pick smart and play hard guys!"
I just leave.
NA?
your thrusters are on a low cooldown
play in 6 stack autist
I play ult noises just for fun.
I wish there was a voice chat for the game, rather than just the team
If I had 5 friends I wouldn't be posting in Veeky Forums for any reason
>tfw can't play OW for a few days
>people I play with are already 40+ levels ahead
ffffffffuck
MAYBE
me
>get put with a team that looks decent
>3 people go afk instantly
>lose in 1:30
fun game tho, when is ranked coming so I don't have to deal with shitters