I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Julian Harris
/d2g/ what is better?
>run >curse the road
Jace Richardson
farm fast
Jace Watson
Run, are you stupid?
Logan Edwards
Looks like Ineska got V1lat a little slav
Adrian Clark
never speak to me or my cheeki breeki ever again
Blake James
obviously run
Ryder Johnson
tfw your relationships with girls are worse than dogs
Carter Hughes
run you fucking 2k shitter
Blake Gomez
Does anyone on eu wanna play? Some normals or customs or bots or anything
Owen Rogers
sure
James Bell
post dotabuff
Mason King
did they fug?
Adam King
MMMM YEAH EAT THAT
this is the second one I've ever gotten
Juan Phillips
>my legs are ooga but the road is booga Every time.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Post Steam qt
Mason Adams
Where do you guys friends Dota friends?
Landon Rodriguez
207425428 dota2 friend id
Lucas Morales
I don't
Isaiah Rogers
How do I convince my gf to let me sniff her sweaty armpits?
Nathaniel Anderson
NOT DOTA RELATED E L A T E D
Elijah Sanchez
that anime girl is really hot
Veeky Forums has finally beaten me
Henry Jones
Well add me then if you wanna play
Lucas Lee
>tfw 1k mmr >tfw don't enjoy playing carries so I can't grind out of here
play impact supports like Tidehunter, etc. Any retard carry can hit enemies if they're stunned forever.
t. someone who climbed to 2k
Angel Collins
Threadly reminder that despite being a few years old and apart from a few outdated points, this video's criticism is still on point youtube.com/watch?v=m2ouNlfLPjs
Jack Roberts
get out dirty redditor
Jacob Green
But my gf gets really sweaty whenever she plays dota and I get hard from smelling her at a distance so I want to know how lewd they smaell up close.
Dylan Rogers
JO DOES IT AGAIN
Kevin Gonzalez
LoL
Parker Myers
if youre matched against me when im playing terrorblade, you best believe
youre gonna get pulverized
Aiden Moore
(You)
Aiden Bailey
me ooga team booga
Nathan Adams
What went wrong?
Adam Perry
Get rid of shitposts with this one trick shitposters don't want you to know! pastebin.com/rvj1L23j
Landon Nguyen
>you pick carry >your support if you ever get one steals last hits, pushes the lane and never pulls >you pick support >your carry is an absolute retard who can't last hit for shit and first picked phantom assassin playing her for the first time
I hate how you can only pick an offlaner or mid in pubs, but you still have to rely on the other 4 not being russian-tier retarded.
Also why is treant a fucking blast to play ? I almost have as fun as if I was playing a non-support hero only if your carry is not russian
Nicholas Morales
Dota is the best custom game.
Colton Brooks
my cuckolding girlfriend
Sebastian Robinson
>Valve listen to reddit >end up wasting a lot of time and money wow who coulda thunk
Henry Lee
someone post sheever sextape
Dominic Wright
>tfw my shitpost has never been on this list Flattered desu
Liam Moore
Just pick a character like NP or Brood and just play a PVE pushing game, ignore your team and win solo.
It's how I climbed from 500mmr to 5000
Owen Campbell
Or you could just go to reddit.
Kevin Torres
There's something wrong with it? Aren't there thousands of people playing custom modes at every given time?
Noah Davis
Come Home White Man
Lincoln Miller
if you're not good enough to win games at that skill level, you belong there hard truth
Logan Anderson
>e + rmb >kill Which champ am I talking about?
Jonathan Richardson
There's a couple of ways to look at it. On one hand, customs are much harder to make than in WC3, so there's less of them, but on the other hand, there's really ambitious stuff being worked on (like the WC3 remake), so what comes out should be on the level of the best stuff the WC3 customs scene had to offer, or better.
Also I'd like Valve to remake Ability Draft and All Random Deathmatch as custom game modes because they fit there better, and make more game modes in general. Maybe they should find ways to give small rewards for playing customs, too.
Jason Robinson
Only have to post this 10 more times and you'll earn a WHOLE penny!
Parker Foster
he got nerfed senpai
Tyler Reyes
LOW PRIO IS SO FUCKING SHIT, I'M NOT PLAYING DOTA UNTIL OCTOBER AFTER I'M OUT.
Jose Rogers
All of the non-supports? I haven't played overwatch
Michael Torres
I can't win a game just with my own skill, especially with a support. If the whole team is raging retarded, and I'm only decent at best, then I cannot win
Overwatch couldn't even stay on top for more than a month
Lucas Powell
>I can't win a game just with my own skil Which is why you're at that skill level you dunce.
Brody Edwards
i need more
Luis Bailey
if you were more skilled and had more game-winning impact than those players that you call retarded (regardless of your or their role), then you would win more and eventually not get matched with them at all you are in those games for a reason
worry about your own play, look at what YOU can do to win
Daniel Nelson
DELETE THIS
Zachary Ortiz
If they gave us the ability to create new items and heroes for custom games I'd be happy. I've got a lot of hero ideas I'd like to implement. I could do it now but I would have to remove existing heroes which isn't what I want.
Benjamin Gutierrez
dotards?
Jace Stewart
thats cos lorik isn't streaming it lmao
Owen Clark
The system is clearly working
Hunter Moore
>le popular steamers viewership matters those views only go where the steamer goes try again ;)
and no the same can't be said about singshit he gets horrible viewership when he ain't doing dota 2
Cameron Jenkins
I know I just wanted post the fat pussy.
But seriously though he gets a lot more viewers when overwatching than other shit
Ayden Campbell
source: Activision :^)
12 million people still play calla dooty lmao ur dead game can't even surpass that
Jonathan Long
Do you sometimes get tired of playing with your shitter friends?
Logan Clark
>source: Activision :^)
And? We're supposed to believe Valves numbers about 13 million players this month?
Stop deluding yourself retard Overwach just came out, it'll probably have 15 million by next month or two.
Levi Myers
>Go mid with Jakiro >Ward to have some highground vision >Hit level 5
Mason Russell
>buy to play
They already won when 10 million people decided to spend 40$+ on it not counting cosmetics
>play with LoLfags stack >none of them has tp >tell them to buy it multiple times >instead of buying tp they report me You think you want LoL to die but you don't want to. And overwatch is a blessing to magnetize retards like LoL and keep dota clean.
Jonathan Mitchell
Why haven't you found a girlfriend yet, /d2g/?
James Morales
I don't leave my room I'm fat and only 5k
Gabriel Parker
who's that scorching fellow?
Zachary Ross
>Zero socializing skills to even talk with women, even less if I haven't met them >Don't know what to ask >If I bring up my tastes at some point in the conversation, she'll get up and leave
I may as well just decide to perform some genetic mutation on myself to become an asexual organism.
