/wtg/ - War Thunder General

Petterson/Cpl.Grants Wehrmacht Beans Edition

>Official Site:
warthunder.com/

NOTE: You get given a premium aircraft for your first victory in game!
Need a faster download? Switch Language in Launcher.

>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php

>Fan created skins, missions, locations, fictions etc...
live.warthunder.com/ (Warning! Pure weeaboo and horsefucker autism abound)

>Ammunition Types
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php?title=Category:Ammunition

>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026

>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf

>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists

>Steam community:
steamcommunity.com/groups/warthundervg

>vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox.
If prompted for a password, use "memes".

>Teamspeak
ts.gonnahate.org
or
ts.gaijin.net
pw: Spitfire

>Joystick Comparisons:
xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html

>DIY Headtracking
pcgamer.com/how-to-build-your-own-ir-head-tracker/
ebay.com/itm/161710468074

>Chart displaying weapon effectiveness against ground units
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs

Other urls found in this thread:

pocketplanesairways.deviantart.com/
axlwisp.deviantart.com/art/Commish-May-Ternity-533758756
metalforever.deviantart.com/art/Ryukos-Fat-Ass-Sketch-Abandonded-506926320
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for please no shitposting.

Anyone else surprised to learn that mind_geek was birthed in a mud-pit on the planet Urugootoo?

Reminder than Nyano is the best pilot and the cutest girl.

Reminder to report non game related shitposting.

Use this for maximum enjoyment from this general

/vegeta/i
/triahx/i
/fag/i
/faggot/i
/queer/i
/kys/i
/junko/i
/grouch/i
/bear/i
/wot/i
/gay/i
/reddit/i
/tumblr/i
/gayposting/i
/queerposting/i
/shitposting/i
/transposting/i
/gaypost/i
/culture/i
/jg508/i
/qt508/i
/sg508/i
/siema/i
/lohere/i
/kid/i
/child/i
/pedo/i
/\wcp/i

>making a thread this early

WE

>he doesn't just filter 508
baka lad

add
/pock/i
/nyano/i


on there too

>turnfighting MiG-17 and 15bises is my Ki-200
>upsquadded Tu-4 approaches our battle
>get oneshotted
that's it for today

fair enough

>reddit
Filter out the place we get most of the actual information about changes to the game from?

Plus, then you'd miss Pockrts shenanigans!

also /gumby/i

WUZ

WUZ

good one fuckfaces

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AYYO AYYYOOOO YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY HOMIE MIND_GEEK?????????????????

*chucks spear*

AN-NI-ME~

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KANGZ

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PILOTS

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GONNA SHOW YOU A LIL TRICK I LEARNED

Reminder that the TS are the cause of all the shitposting "raids" that occur on /wtg/. They will literally plan on the TS what they are going to shitpost with each other.

Reminder that some of these people are fully grown adults.

okay pocket

Vegeta is like 45, he literally sounds like an old man.

For the last time it's "Pockrt" or "Pockrtplanes" you idiot, pocketplanes doesn't lead to his deviantart, tumblr and reddit account.

pocketplanesairways.deviantart.com/

even better
axlwisp.deviantart.com/art/Commish-May-Ternity-533758756

>hes been on deviantart since he was 13

Thanks jaintors, you're welcome here anytime

One day, VegetaTheSaiyan walked into the outskirts of /wtg/. There he saw and greeted Triahx who merely replied with a "Fuck off," as he proceeded to fuck the sheep in front of him while muttering something about steel and feathers.

Not long after his encounter with the Scottish autist, Vegeta peeked inside a house and saw YakLivesMatter, who was participating in an orgy with Gumby, boredom, Nyano, Junko, and several others. Through a half open window the repeated moaning and the stench of Yak's steamy precum filled the air.

Vegeta was green with envy. He was in the mood for some toddler boipucci, and he wanted it now. Vegeta drove through the house in his Tiger II H, running over everyone but Yak, scared shitless and trying to run away.

Vegeta quickly kidnapped the fleeing Yak, used his pedo magic on him to turn him into a toddler while inside his impregnable wunderwaffe nazibunker to avoid detection from the FBI.

"Bueno," Vegeta said as he smacked his lips. The baby Yak began to cry as Vegeta proceeded to stick the tip of his fat chode into Yak's tight butthole. As he ignored the pleas for help that went unheard, Vegeta ravaged the toddler boipucci for several minutes, filling the orifice with gallons of pent up seed after several minutes.

But Vegeta was still not satisfied. He positioned his cock into Yak's mouth as he violated Yak with an 88mm tank shell. Yak's eyes rolled into the back of his head as the fat pedophile fucked him silly for half an hour.

Vegeta soon realized Yak had expired during the process, and regretted the fact that he may have been too extreme. He tossed Yak's lifeless body onto the street, and drove back home to his wife and his wife's kids.

Do you miss '13/'14 /wtg/ threads?
I need to know i'm not the only one
Discussions about overpenetration from APCR were so comfy
What the hell happened to this place?

Reminder, this is the kind of things that Pockrt had commented on and the artists he followed on Deviantart before

Reminder that he left comments like this on some of his favourites
>pockrtplanes Jan 17, 2015
We don't want ryuko with a big ass, we want her with a massive belly!

>metalforever.deviantart.com/art/Ryukos-Fat-Ass-Sketch-Abandonded-506926320


Reminder that he did all of this with the same username as his reddit and war thunder account

Overpenetrating [JG508] YakLivesMatter's asshole with APCR!

I'm not talking about this new shit meme senpai

>iClubBabySeals Jul 22, 2015
>Okay, the fact that she has to say she's not that big, means that she is that big.

>And in my opinion, when it comes to preggers, the bigger, the better.


>PocketPlanesAirways Jul 26, 2015
>Ikr?

He can delete his account, he apparently can't delete his comments.

SHALL

>What the hell happened to this place?
The "new" shitposters happened, who still try and convince themselves that they're not as bad as the old shitposters were.

>ywn watch Yak's gay uncle destroy his tight boipucci

At some point you spent too much effort on a shitpost for a general for a free to play Russian game, mate.

SUCC AND FUCC YAKLIVESMATTER

Stop shitposting.

Licking the shit off [JG508] YakLivesMatter's anus!

>see enemy bomber low
>go fly towards it
>some guy drops out of the sky and kills it
>"ok, whatever, it wasn't mine so that's fair"
>see 2 more enemies, go over and light one on fire, conserving ammo so I finish my pass and start to turn around to kill the other
>the same faggot from before unloads into the plane that was burning up
>kill him instead of the last enemy after I finish my turn
>"r-r-r-r-r-r-reported"
>proceed to kill the last enemy and still leave the game 12000 lions richer because I did well
>mfw

If I light a plane and you kill it I will ignore the rest of the game and kill you. I don't care about "there's no kill stealing in war thunder", I don't care about lions, I don't care about getting banned. I'm going to do it to teach faggots a lesson.

this

>tfw I have to maneuver so shitter teammates like you can't get a shot on me

You're calling me a shitter? A shitter is someone who cant get their own kills so they have to shoot at dying aircraft. I understand putting a shot into a plane going down to get a cheeky assist but unloading into a plane that someone clearly killed is ultimate shitter 3000 behavior.

9/10 times the kill isn't """yours""", get fucking good

Shitter. Hidden.

>control guided missiles with wasd instead of the mouse
THIS MAKES NO SENSE NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT
FUCK YOU GAYJEW

you mean you've hidden all responses to your post, or just that one response, after reading it?

I suppose I don't really have to ask if you're retarded, but are you retarded?

MANUAL
CONTROL

If you don't like it play arcade where everything is SACLOS

Implying it's not more fun.

Might as well go into COD airdrop view faggots

Where to, /wtg/?

is this a spitfire?

Are you retarded?

MCLOS controls were digital not analog.

get banned
also learn to kill planes dead

>shoot down B-17
>wahh killstealer!
>he ends match with 25points
Sure thing bucko.

Just unlocked the Leopard.

When do you use the HESH vs. stock ammo and HEATFS?

HEAT-FS always except for when you have to shoot through trees and stuff

>implying gaijin bans people for tking
Maybe if I kill like 5 people in one hour. But otherwise they don't give a shit. Also I'm not wasting ammo on a plane that's 2 seconds from exploding after I set it on fire. I'd rather spend it removing the ape that thinks shooting someone else's kill is acceptable.

What are you trying to express here?

So HESH for shooting through thin objects, or stock?

APDS for wallhacks

ohboy

Is this a fucking Xbox controller?

>xbox

So you never use the HESH except for unlocking the HEATFS?

I don't use it in game, and even when I have it unplugged it shows the Xbox controller prompts.

>team game
>"kill stealing" is a bannable offense

literally thr CoD playerbase here.

ita a fucking team based game folks, not a single player deathmatch

>>"kill stealing" is a bannable offense
I've never seen this before

Where did you hear that?

Kill stealing isn't bannable. Team killing is. But team killing for kill stealing is OK in my book.

>what is the historical difference between MCLOS and SACLOS

You are retarded and should hang yourself.

>shooting someone else's kill is acceptable
it's not yours. You can't eat cake and have cake. Kill it, or someone else will.

>"kill stealing" is a bannable offense
if only, usually I have to enact vigilante justice on the kill stealer

>I care so much about my own scores that I will hinder my teams ability to win if someone messes with my numbers

You need to calm down. Games are supposed to be fun.

Anger is the result of reality failing to meet your expectations. But you know some people will "kill steal" so why are your expectations set as such? You need to adjust your expectations.

>teamwork is discouraged and even punished in war thunder

Killing someone who is blatantly kill stealing isn't going to affect my """team""" in the first place, pretty much all kill stealers are utter shitters.

Besides, only the drooling retards with a single kill and three deaths think that "It's a team game guys!", while the top scorers kill pretty much the entire enemy team.

The only teamplay is when you squad up with someone.

automatic system doesn't, but there's always normal report avaliable.
Waste of time though, since bans for TK last up to 3 days and hacks officially don't exist

>people still play this awful pile of shit of a game
lmao

>>I care so much about my own scores that I will hinder my teams ability to win if someone messes with my numbers
What game do you think you're playing, mate? 1-3 people on the team most games manage to get kills. The rest of them are bait.

I've tk'd for kill stealing and I've yet to be banned. But I have been banned for going into an arcade game and saying "heil hitler". Fastest ban in my life.

>You need to calm down
kek, you'll only make him sperg out even more

>people are more butthurt about hailing than teamkilling
I'm not even suprised. How long?

>1-3 people on the team most games manage to get kills. The rest of them are bait.
Honestly the only time I see "even" scores throughout a team is when it's USSR + GER vs US, everyone on the APHE side stomps so fast it's impossible to rack up most of the teams kills with a single player.

>people wearing decals from other countries with no intention of looking like a captured unit
this flares my autism

What's with this game that makes its playerbase so angry?

it's shit

Is it mixed nations battles day or some shit today? I swear every game today is mixed cancer

OH MY GOD! YES!

MAGZ IS COMING BACK TO WAR THUNDER!!!

ok magz

>want to represent my country
>can't have a flag because )))))
>settle with an emblem instead
>this somehow triggers the most autistic of players

Literally tumblr-tier triggering.

>single kill and three deaths
wait a second, are you talking about arcade? You call out killstealers in a fucking arcade, where planes just like up to get killed?

It as a chat ban. I honestly don't remember how long but maybe 14 days
I'm talking about planes not >tanks

meme slope mechanics for most Russian vehicles
Terrible late game grind
Jets
Dev excuses/opinions

tonks m8
Change it to "0 kills and 1 death" then, point still stands. 99% of the team are practically NPCs.

like most games were infested in selfish millennials tbat play this with themselves as the only concern.

Just try to play RB or Sim GF. Teammates literally ignore your pings or warnings and will drive into traps or let you die.


if you want a teamplay game i would suggest a PvE Arma 3 group or IL-2.