/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

they were both good DLC but jewstar being the jews they are shit in the face of the DLC they didn't make them enough precious shekels. Meanwhile there's absolutely no singleplayer DLC for GTAV because, once again, not enough shekels to be made when compared to releasing new vehicles for ridiculous prices and selling shark cards to compensate instead.

True, but Johnny still was a cool guy.

No

how do i get a free buzzard as a ceo

you can't unless you already own a buzzard, at which point "free" isn't exactly an apt description

>Not already owning a Buzzard

I own a buzzard, but I wouldn't consider it "free" in any case

Then what is

After I make my 1M$ and become a CEO for the first time, do I still need the money to do it agian?

>tfw I bought a buzzard in 2013 when I did my first money glitch

Same thing as before.

no, you can turn on/off CEO/VIP status after you buy an office, at no cost.

>it's a GM skid session
>join a new one
>it's another GM skid session

there's the Kazreetsus, the joacimots, the Auroras

But I am loyal to my girl Hairless, underrated indeed, I remember her lewd days

Friendly reminder that it's impossible to shoot while rolling

>PS Quadruple master race
>haven't seen any skids since the Triple
At least you get higher quality jaggies lmao

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tatoos are fucking disgusting

>tfw no braindead lowbie friends to extort for CEO work
the pain is unbearable

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>rockstar will never EVER EVER EVER EVER FOREVER NEVER EVER increase payouts for associates or give them a cut of the sale because muh shark cards

I'm always willing to help out with crates when I'm on.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: xSnapdragon is a T20 shit and soon to be a proto shit too.

I got lazy with these but I'm back

Friendly reminder: all crewmembers are required to set their system to imperial from metric for consistency of measurements among crewmembers

Yo has the internet browser pointer always been a middle finger? I just now noticed that lmao

Since day one

>steamgroup potw is Higgus
>Boko won't even put out
>this group is trash desu

Bl8 should just kill himself now.

>mfw I'm American and have it set to metric

Did anyone else randomly get 100,000 removed removed from their account for no reason after coming back after some time?

boko is pure desu

No, I'm not a fag who only comes back during updates.

Are hackerbucks still a thing nowadays?

Is that why the money was removed? Because I was offline for too long?

no

What are the BEST guns in each category?

Find your favorite puchi and give her a hug before playing GTA:O

KYS

Minigun, RPG and heavy rifle is all you need

t. IGN Shitter

>Forgetting about an AP pistol for when you're in your chrome Kuruma.

>PEPEPEPEPE
holy shit it's a cross between memes

anime holocaust when?

AP Pistol is best gun in every category, except for automatic sniper and homo-launcher.

You literally cant hit shit with anything else
proven, webm related ;^)

>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking

Oh shit you remembered me for like what.. 3 months now? You should've told me, we could be besties too, and maybe you wouldnt have to hate on null to feel relevant.
also sniping on a gamepad is harsh, nade launcher is much more fun.

This is why you don't use dot. The guns have a set spread, they won't hit where the dot is. The reticle is the size of random spread.

>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking

You're just pretending, right?

The webms slows since the retard thinks just because the dot is in line with target that it should be hit. When you have the sniper reticle, it's huge because r* purposefully made the snipers unusable without using the scope. The reticle is sized and reacts to bullet spread. The dot is just a dot.

So you're not. Wow

>wow

Get offline, gramps

The webm slows because the rifle is literally a meter away from a guy on a quad bike and yet the bullet doesnt hit anything. it flies off to the left... I guess? And the reticle doesn't help much anyway. Im aware that the hip-fire wont hit right in the dot, but then again if I had the reticle on it still doesnt tell me a fucking thing.

I will never know how to use this thing, too much time RPGing Kurumas coming around corners 3 blocks away.

youtube.com/watch?v=bK8QCA_6Ms0

will do c:

>pic

I think this is what you're looking for

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wow ur fat

Gonna need more hormones

You're going to make me cry dude stop.

is rockstar down for anyone else i cant log in online?

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Have fun with him, snap. I'm sure you can suspend the reality that it's a dude in your head much better than I can.

that salt

tfw I was hoping they'd have human trafficking at least with the new update.

I just want a harem of trashy looking traps

This general sometimes...s m h

I'm sure cuckstar didn't want sjws crying about it but either way all the contraband you can get are inanimate I'm p sure so I guess it makes sense for them not to have that

Besides do you really want a bunch of cute asian ladyboys locked in a cage in your warehouse next to guns and drug and shit?

It's my dream. I'd mod it in if I could

who is this hottie

Love this slut

>hottie

Salt can only help with all this bitterness.

god damn it this shit is too fucking funny.

She's got a resting shocked face. Pretty funny.

wtf.......

based bl8r. blow erpfags out

>its a "use the kurama instead of the bikes" episode
The guy who came up with such a vehicle must be hated by the rest of the office. It cause of him all their work in creating levels gets flushed down the drain.

Those are things adults do, comfyanon. You wouldn't know because you're 15.

Reminder that blater used to be a comfy and erpfag as well.

Worst I got with that was telling Herman the German to suck my cock, and posting that tonks picture anytime someone mentioned tonks, for a laugh. I don't role play with dudes pretending to be women.

What about girls who pretend to be dudes?

He's wised up.

who are the /realgirls/?
where are their nudes?

Who's the cutest gtag irl? I must know, for reasons.

>Be r*
>Shit out 5 crappy group missions
>Make it so EVERYONE has to survive/be in lobby/suck dick
>Heist has a part that is basically "Do this objectively-stupid thing that even a retard knows is stupid"
>People figure out that there is a work-around
>R* probably pissed that people figured out how to exploit their stupidity
I'm not sure what they were expecting.

None

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Anybody wanna help a brother out with the series a heist on PS4? PSN: ghostofpaulman

what do those asses smell like?

>these Blatant™ lies
Whatever you gotta to tell yourself.