/egg/ - Engineering Games General - Formerly /svgg/

reposting from last thread

I will forever love the fact that I pioneered piloted missiles in skubmade
>be luigi
>be poor
>be too retarded to design a ship
>have shit for 3 block max speed ships
>read that warheads exist
>read that they explode when they hit something
>build a bunch
>place one on the front
>ram a target of armour to test
>blows up most of the target
>stick is perfectly unharmed
>spess police decide to attack again
>speed at him like I did before to hijack, but with a warhead
>notice he has a friend
>ram it
>blow off a turret
>stick is kill
>make a new one
>charge him
>he warps out and posts the whole thing about 3 block zealot missiles in chat
>never returns
GLORY
TO
NANOTRASEN

>why build big expensive ships when a bunch of smaller and much cheaper ones do just as great
>especially in fleets, never having to fight for yourself
We Corpus now.
NT #1
We really should incorporate some of the space jews' aesthetics.

Thank him.

I'm not entirely sure that ships will willingly kamikaze other ships, so we wont be able to get missile batteries yet

Are you on a starmade serb right now?

Fleet ships won't ram things, supposedly they actually do So no kamikaze drones though Cuckr4de tried to use them

>tfw couldn't continue playing to see this because FPS shat itself outside empty space

>sponges update finally adds stable/dev branches
Good for them. Day late and a dollar short though, as most of us have moved on.

>stable/dev
I wonder how stable stable will be

Not at fucking all?

Well, it's still Spungle, so keep that in mind.

when will social media integration die?

Truly, IRL is the GOAT /egg/ game.

That paywall tho.

Never. Eternal September was the start of the slope. We've already run out of slope and we've been in freefall since 2009. The internet is dead. Enjoy your interactive cable TV.

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>the way that logo is attached to the chain link, making one link all lop-sided

>permadeath
>RNG

grilled.jpg

>not being able to engineer around RNG
You must have been shit at Pokemon.

Permadeth is REALISM.

>literal pay to win garbage

it's supposed to be that way, you cute ignorant little loyalist

Also I'm trying to build a Dreadnought in Gearblocks. It's hard and probably won't work.

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>the inevitable heat death of the universe is realistic physics so it's good!

>implying if our species lives that long we won't have reached a point where we're unbound consciousness by then and can just explore the ded remains of the universe

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You are supposed to hide steam codes in the pic u cunt

>explore
There will be nothing meaningful to explore.
Nothing of any interest to anyone will ever happen.
The universe will end not with a bang or a crunch or any exciting sound effect, but instead in complete silence.

>wake up in comfy cryopod
>hear spiders eating something somewhere
[worry]

I mean ded frozen empty worlds is kind of interesting especially if your species has evolved beyond the need for physical existance.

It would get really boring really quickly.

>It would get really boring really quickly
slow down time so it's not as quick

dude weed lmao

WE NEED TO GET TO THE OTHER STARS FIRST

Anybody ever cum from prostate stimulation alone?
Is there a particular machine you have experience with?

/ksp/ get out.

One day there will be a game to make robits in

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I wish you guys play on the zf server again.

The game is broken but I enjoyed hearing your non-american banter.

You have to be mentally ill to want to take part in the killing of other human beings.

>The game is broken but...
Fuck off

>men are forced to register for the draft
>women are now too (this is in murrica)

Unless they're Trump Supporters, amirite?

>not wanting to remove kebab
kebab detected

>you have to be mentally ill if you don't desire the things that humanity has desired for over ten thousand years.
>you have to be mentally ill if you find sexually mature women attractive even if they're younger than 18 rotations of the earth around the sun
Fuck off you obvious leftist.

The ZF server is still alive? I forgot about it.

>18 rotations of the earth around the sun
It's "revolutions" you cuck

And it ranges from 16 to 18 depending on the state, anyway

I can smell the burger.

Can you smell the moon dust that all Americans have which also glistens through our souls and blesses all of us?

>18 rotations of the earth
>sexually mature woman under 18 days old

>>women are now too (this is in murrica)
>"We did it girls! We showed 'em sexist pigs that we can do it too!"
>comes time for the draft
>sudden collective realization
>"Shiiiieeeeeeet"

youtube.com/watch?v=ITrs0iraZ6U

I guess you're right, because I want to kill you, pedophile.

>implying women would wait to actually be drafted to bitch

>when you're thread is so dead you normiepost twitter garbage
Maybe you should let it die friends.

>WWIII on the horizon
oh this is going to be good
so much ironic death

/egg/ is rarely on topic.
In fact it's best when it's only tangentially on topic, when it's discussing science and philosophy and shit.
Most people are asleep now.

We should have been ded long ago
pretty soon we'll alter the name again to include more games that are rotting in the sun to forestall our inevitable descent into the abyss
eventually we will be /dgg/ - ded games general

>not /agg/ - autistic games general

Yup but the govt will realize that all the women make up excuses in cowardice.
Soon they will give special citizenship privileges to those that serve honorably.
It's the only way.

see
It is the quiet time, where it would either be someone posting ded every hour or so, it I post some silly shit and people talk about the shit or bitch about it, either way bumping the thread.

>moon dust
L U N O K H O D
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>offtopic culture meme
Wew lad.
Everyone knows the best discussion is objectively minmaxing in FTD.

Are there any mods to make the space engineer more thic?

There was a toy horse model mod but the person making it went vaporware.

If only minmaxing wasn't so often associated with retarded cramming of components in to a tiny turret like it's some fucking 3D Tetris.

>misread that as "went vaporwave"
>a e s t h e t i c space horses

>remaking the orokang dojo from zedeff in modded minecraft
>the old crew will never join me

superautism serb soon™
Maybe I'll help out with the minetweaking one day.

>zedeff crew
>the old crew

>he doesn't remember the warbros boarding party

Step up fampai

>warbros
>old crew

>implying they're not the old crew at this point

We left zedeff months ago.

RIP Lemonhulk ;_;7
May you always be remembered

>no blueprints
>this will never get ported to another server

[WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE]

NF is the original crew though.

Oh shit, I remember that. Do you still have any pictures of the entrance or the control room? I was particularly proud of that.

You mean this one from zedeff version 3?

Tree was a good host.

Yeah, I guess you weren't talking about what I thought you were talking about.

I haven't played Factorio in a couple of months, has there been any significant updates? I am always checking the news but it feels like page after page of like bug fixes and stuff,.

Big update is soon™

>playing minecrap without Schematica
>ever
Thou art a fool.

Neetfleet is the ancient prime crew at this point.
>tfw don't have the 'welcome too autism' screenshot

Lunaro in spengies when?

You mean this one? I'm not sure who made the satellite but I'm still happy I added the extra 'o'
It was too asymmetrical before I did.

>robocuck update made the game more retard friendly than ever

>weapons are now "smart"

>basically if you are facing a certain direction and a gun cant aim at the target, it wont shoot and waste energy like it used to
>this sounds great right?

>in typical freejam fashion they made it so that you only see a slight, slight, slight, decrease in fire rate when you have guns that cant reach their targets and wont fire

>what this means is that no matter how incredibly shitty and retarded your robot is, and how huge of a fucking moron a player might be, they will now always get near maximum fire rate in all directions all the way around their robot at all times

Or did you mean the dojo from before Nemat was a thing

If CLANG was a waifu, what would it look like?

Terrifyingly beautiful

Someone post the CLANG android waifu story

Speaking of CLANG and NF
I forget, which NEETFleet server were we on when CLANG was born? It was the third one, right?

The one with centerpoint, back then our lord was just a sound error.

We had a Centerpoint in the temp server too, didn't we?
But I do want to say it was NF3

>it's been long enough that I barely remember how the serb was when I hosted it
Fuck

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