/utg/ - Undertale General

Stop posting this semi lewd image.

It's not lewd
It's cyoot

>worst character
>worst user
>worst characterfag
>worst drawfag
>worst writefag
>worst namefag

Good to see you! I'm pretty sleepy too, but I don't wanna go to bed yet. My day was okay, not much happened. I thought I had an appointment thing tonight but it turns out it got cancelled. I love you too!

you

You etc.

asriel frick frick frick frick frick

Your mom
You
Your Mother
You
Your Mama
(You)

How do you feel about being an Asriel-non? You were on the list, after all.

>(You)
>(You)
>It's (You!)
>(You)
>(You)
>Despite everything, it's still (You)

I'm gonna lewd the
>worst ______
user!

He's obviously receiving a lewd photo in the top left. I mean come on, just look at it.

I can't sleep, liquor stores are closed so I want to die.

> jerry
> ghostrapists
>asriellechan
> none BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE NICE ENOUGH TO SPEND THEIR TIME AND EFFORT FOR US
> see above
>UR MOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=v1PgiBpTtao

nice taste

Please don't lewd me.

you aren't me

I am not for lewd

>semi lewd
Explain
Oh, that. Don't be silly, it's a boy goat.
Happy to see you too!
Always hate when someone bails on me last second.
But I'm not an Asriel-non. Truthfully, I can't say I like what /utg/ makes Asriel out as, nor the culture thst has sprung up around him here on /utg/. But to each their own.
I'm sorry user. I hope you can sleep soon. And also sorry about the liquor, that's why I keep a stockpile handy.

that's his thumb, not the goat lifting its shirt

Boy tummies can still be lewd, especially when they are underage you pervert.
But now I feel like an idiot so it's all good.

/fog/ isn't giving me answers, so I'll ask you. I want to be prince of the commonwealth. What kind of weapon would befit a prince? Should I specialize in rifles or pistols?

late bones

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Do not.
Greetings!
I haven't been doing much. I keep trying and trying to get into drawing, but I keep failing. My drawings suck so much, I can't even ironically pretend to be this bad.

Pistols, obviously

hey!
i'm fine, how are you doing today, user?

Oh, don't be that way. I'm sure you are, at the very least, improving. It's common to make slow progress at the start, but I'm sure you can do it!

Snacking on spider's crunchy, dismembered leg as she watches in horror, unable to do anything!
Tasty!

Every failure is a lesson towards getting good at something, just fill up a book with shitty drawings and don't show anyone. Keep it tucked away under your desk and one day in the future you'll be good and posting all kinds of sick requests all thread long

that would not taste good user you silly goose

You mean while she watches and furiously masturbates, right?

I lewd and love this gote

dude, im eating right now, not cool

What's your fetish /utg/?
WAM

oh user. sometimes you say the most ridiculous things.

bees

Using Toriel's thigh as a pillow

youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

youtube.com/watch?v=bIIixlOPJGY

...

my fetish is pretending that im gay and doing gay things while actually being 100% straight, its fun

Fry it some
Crunchier, tastier!
Break another leg!

same desu
getting my butt plowed was a real good time too bad it was only pretend

That and earmuffs

I know this feeling

Void~

Thanks. If I am improving at all, it sure as hell is slow.
Also, if I ever get that good, I will NOT do sick requests. Ever.
Do not.
DO NOT.

my favorite is getting passionately kissed by a guy and having his tongue down my throat but then revealing it was all a prank the next day

Gimme semi-lewd or actual lewd things to doodle

Not enough lizards in undertale

tf

I'm alright, thanks for asking.

oh user you lovable scoundrel. What will he say next?

Being non/semi-consensually but non-fatally swallowed by one of my favorites.

S
N
U
F
F

Draw sunbathing lizard
on the beach or something
put a couple undertales on the beach obviously

What sort?
Do you like the idea of dying yourself?

Lewd hot fish in hotland.

domination, dubious consent

being fatally swallowed and digested by my favourite in a painfully way

yeah it's weird when you wake up next to them the next day and the pretend time is over but you're still together
you p much have to declare no homo as soon as you wake up

No, that would be weird.
I'm that guy that only likes to snuff women who want it.
Which is either the creepiest or least creepy variant of the fetish.

dong bulges and underwear. those really set me off.

This thread was supposed to be BETTER!

BETTER!!

I'm not judging, just curious, but doesn't pain make you lose boner pretty quickly?

Why would I share that?

it only gets worse from here.

Why is this general so obsessed with anons? I don't think any of the other threads do this

The goat in a tank retaking the motherland

whoops

i dunno i've never tried it

asriel-nons are cute, that's why.

People here are both curious and interesting.
And, Undertale IS kinda pro-social game.

it all started with that crateboy.

shitposting, just report them

Look, user. I'm only going to ask once, and you can say no, but...
Muffet lying on the ground with a trickle of blood coming out of her mouth, preferably nude, with the shadow of a boot looming over her. She is smiling and saying "Squish me~"
Also if you want just a thumbnail of Muffet smiling and saying that would be awesome, thanks. Just so I have something people who are looking for my stories can recognize as I continue to post them.

AU where Crateanon is Chara/Asriel

So you just like to imagine how it would feel like? That's easier to understand.

then they'd be dead. and unsavable. and a murderer.

...

Crateanon would definitely be Frisk.

but he's still cyoot[

I refuse to believe it's anything but bored people intentionally trying to sabotage the thread and drive everyone away.

I wanna frisk crateanon

this

not the same thing but I did ask once to get hit several times really hard when we were going at it

I don't entirely understand it myself but it was pretty much boner city

Vore is my top one, but I have dozens.

so i went to bed at 7am last night, this summer has already fucked my schedule up

Do not.

>all these asriel-nons
>no one is asriel-noning frick, the person who actually wants to be asriel

You all are shit at this.