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True sight or ores for Mal?
Praise Alpha
Titans a best.
3 possibly 4 out of 6 for raid
Our better have monty
Fuck phones dude
you streaming?
boners need to see how it's done
are the drops at the end good?
Come use your perfect grasps.
Crucible 5/6
Rarely. You can very infrequently win an amethyst you can trade into the reef cryptarch for 5000 glimmer.
I'll do raid if ya need more
I'm in
5/6
Welp, this was something else. inb4 personal diary
>Doing Heroic strikes, no mic, on Xbone
>get party invite from guy on friends list who I barely recognize
>think what the heck, hardly anyone else is playing this ded game
>join party and its complete silence
>Say hello and whats up about 5 times
>Finally guy says something
>Just starts randomly talking about the game
>Turns out its some rando I added while playing strikes in the past year
>Have no memory of ever actually speaking to him
>He's a little awkard but otherwise normal
>General chit chat about Destiny, guy's character is level 35 and apparently he hardly plays the game and is trying to get back into it
>Says he doesn't play much because he works a lot
>ask him what he does
>"Oh, I collect benefits."
>wat.jpg
>When he refers to "working a lot" he's referring to "doing chores and helping his mom around the house"
>Says he likes to "stay busy"
>Ask him how old he is
>29. 29 fucking years old
>mfw this is the literal neet meme come to life
>Eventually the topic of getting a real job comes up
>Actually says, without a hint of sarcasm: "I'd like to get a job, but I'm afraid I'll lose my benefits"
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN
>Was legit contemplating just leaving the party or telling him off for being a worthless neet shithead
>Don't do either because he seems nice otherwise
>Continues telling me, a complete stranger, about his life
>Says he has a physical illness where he's in constant pain
>Says when he was in school he was in special ed classes and largely failed because he could not into reading comprehension
>Says despite all this he hopes to find a GF because he's never had one
>Suddenly the anger I had turns to pity and sadness
>Realize that its probably too late for this guy to ever have any kind of normal life, much less a gf
>Last thing I do is help him beat Regicide because he couldn't finish it in the hour and a half we'd been talking because he's such a shitter
Honestly by end this it just gave me feels. As a wagecuck his neetbux piss me off but on the other hand I know he wants to be a normie but the chances of that happening are slim to none. If you post here neetbro, good luck senpai
Ugh dog is bothering me..
if I take too long, just find someone to take my spot
That's fine.
Just message/invite me when we're starting, doing Clash atm.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me in pls
It's rare that a neet enjoys their situation, honestly. It's seems cool, staying at home and getting free government money, but ultimately it comes at the cost of mental and social stagnation that is in all likelihood permanent.
sending out invites
you need another?
Back, hopefully no more interuptions.. ready for raid
the perfect roll
Are people here really that bad at crucible that they can't easily do the missions
we're full actually, thanks though
noobishhero1
Lmao
Too bad yo couldn't time it to include the drop
Wow they finally finished the fucking raid
What was that, 4 hours?
Should I wait until 320 before doing 42 PoE or start attempting it before?
>YFW IT'S FINALLY OVER
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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
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>the second Idiot Joins the raid goes smoothly
seems about right
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Do you think they will nerf Malik after everyone complains in the iron banner?
if you're like in the mid 310's you should be fine, but i'd avoid it this week since it's a pretty bad perkset
>smoothly
SMOOTHLY MY ASSHOLE
BV NONONONONONONO
aside from Bv fucking up the bombs it was almost a flawless kill
Why do you tripfag
That's zippy only as he's the only relevant person
if you're on ps4 I still need to run it, I don't mind helping out
Thanks for carrying my butt guys and putting up with my forgetting of most of the mechanics.
298. I should probably just keep running 41 for a bit.
>That's zippy only as he's the only relevant person
Did you forget to use a comma?
That's fucking cute.
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Wew lad, never been in a raid for that fucking long. It was fun
>comfy crucru every night
For someone who messes up your and you're you sure seem to like to correct people
/appiepython for fast rolls and jojo
She looks cute
Someone have the Raid gdoc?
lana rain
>Please watch my stream I'm relevant!
fuck off your avatar alone makes me barf
its okay desu you sounded like you were about to pass out during the second half
???
I was just asking what he meant by that, I honestly didn't understand him at all until I realized that he meant to use a comma
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>tfw you pulled a jiro
>all that sweet talking
>actually mhmmed
You two aren't related are you?
This is so obviously jiro it hurts
>this entire post
Isn't Jiro that weird 40 year old friendless weirdo that wants to be zippy, a 16 year olds best friend?
BV senpai noobish is streaming join us for chitchat
>sweet talking
m8 he was meming as hard as everyone else in the party, where the fuck are you getting sweet talking from
No, that's Jared.
>Zippy
>Being anyones best friend
He cares for no one but himself and hes a cunt
ty ily
>one shot a sunbreaker thanks to the damage buff
REEEE
That is jaredkek
anybody grasp farming with an open slot?
What's the best way to get Antiquated Runes? I have none, and I need artifacts.
Raid. Failing that, do Eris bounties and hope she has something for you when you rank up
KF
Anyone know why I'm playing with robots?
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the dank memes were worth it senpai
I don't know how the fuck you pulled that off, I can't tell you how many times I've shot a rocket right in their fucking face and they tank it.
A grasp with ores cb and bf is the most disgusting weapon.
>Graphics / Object limit:
>overflowing Engrams (by age) are removed from the stage and sent to your Postmaster automatically
>system doesn't prioritize Legendaries over Rares
well fuck me lads
Fuck I missed a raid
be fucking glad
All of my gear is above 280, do legendary marks serve a purpose for me?
Yeah, infusing to 335 gear
Bungie nerfs Grasp
Get ready boys, only a couple of weeks
Far off from that. Should I just buy random legendaries from the cryphtarch?
infusion, mats, decent vendor rolls
iron banner vendor rolls
Why?
For real?
I think with supers you have to shoot them near a surface since it does two damage packets
one for 288 and 1
the other for 164 and 52
IB is 300+ right? Fucking 299 right now
You got two weeks before it's back, plenty of time.
Welcome to Bungie's game, where they nerf anything that becomes popular to keep the meta ever changing.
it's barely better than memesaw and requires headshots to be effective in addition to being a pain in the dick to farm, why nerf it?
Tell that to Vex Holocaust.
>barely better than memesaw
My perfect role is so fucking good I've already gotten fan mail from 3 different games out of the 10 I played tonight
>requires headshots to be effective
lol
>Join party
>'Awoken pussy is like a rocket Popsicle. Goes from blue, white, and then red'
>Leave party
To get to 300? So should I just buy random legendaries?
No, spend all your coins tomorrow on heavy synths at Xur and power level your faction rep for packages
You'll he 310 in like 5 packages
Will do senpai bam thanks for the help. Heres to hoping I get a nice shader from Dead Orbit tomorrow