/owg/ Overwatch General

nth for dead servers

MY SHINY TEETH AND ME

your parents not being disappointed in you

It's difficult finding people who don't immediately target you.

D.Va's mech with a huge dick

d.va in this pose
with her feminine dick out

What MMR is this that no one reacts to bastion fire raining down on them for a good 25 seconds?

What heroes do you never see comics of? I've got a list.

>Symmetra
>Bastion
>Lucio

>having fun kind of close game
>probably going to win
>enemy starts getting momentum
>level 114 faggolord quits and we lose because it's 5v6 now

This is a D.Va thread now

Genji & Hanzo playing tic tac toe
and Hanzo winning

It's matchmaking related at all to player level?

that same picture but with gamer d.va sitting on his lap with dorito spice-dust on the newspaper

McCree in Overwatch uniform doing a Death Blossom with two Peacekeepers. He's saying "HIGH NOON, NOON, NOON".

Bonus points if other Overwatch members are laughing while Reyes is sulking behind a corner.

>at no point did a single person respond to the loud as fuck chaingun and step back behind cover or even attempt to shoot you

These are the people who complain about bastion

I've been playing him a lot more often ever since I got that Omnic Crisis skin

Nothing lewd or gay, the general is shit about with this shit so don't encourage it.

Play nice, play Pharah.

Make this into someone.

Show me what Zenyatta looks like without pants,

nobody knows what it is

honestly the matchmaking would be improved if it was purely based on ping and nothing else

It's related to ping

>play as mercy
>get gold in elims

>implying heroes die

>lvl 9
Bastion is useless once u past lvl 40

right there with you, what the fug is going on

Hi, I'm Anthony, and I main bastion.

Is it just me or are you guys also unable to connect to the server?

I just played with a guy named Nightshadow. Can you guess what hero he was playing?

have mei wear this

It's happening to everyone

Servers currently shitting themselves

Welcome to Blizzard games.

Which one is it?

>Widow can still fucking quickscope by immediately cancelling the animation after firing with a melee attack
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Gold in Objective Time
>Time on objective: 00:01 seconds

tracer

Yes, yes I have.

its easy to get tunnel vision in the last 5meters

Ogrecrotch is my first Blizzard game actually, so thanks

Because without half a brain, Genji players would be laughed at and given swirlies for ult.

Ever mistime a deflect, have the enemy team stare at you dumbly, then mulch you when it dropped? That's what separates bad Genjis from good. Good Genjis take the moment to at least leave.

>gold in elimination
>3 kills

d.va doesn't have a dick

obviously mei

You get to learn the easy way then. At least Overwatch servers were stable on launch.

Wait for a Diablo or WoW release, then you'll know pain.

Mercy

>Join game in progress
>2 minutes left
>Get two elims
>Gold

Does anyone else get lower fps when in a group? It sounds weird but I swear to god I notice a difference.

Would you healslut for boy-Mercy, anons?

Which female Overwatch character has the highest waifu quotient?

>Blizzard makes a shitty casual fps
>All the shitters leave other games and congregate here

Reading this general gave me cancer

How do you retards enjoy festering with each other like this

>gold in objective time with 7 seconds
>I joined right at the end for 10 second before losing

This skin when?

>implying
Betas were a shitshow, and launch was delayed by like 12 hours.

What you think was launch was actually the fourth or so launch.

mercy and 76

protip: shifting to recon and shifting back into turret is faster than reloading in turret form

(you)

Mercy

IT'S OVER, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HAS BEEN DETHRONED

Genji grilling hamburgers in a cute apron

bastion

dad 76 forced to play jetfighters with kid tracer

We know how to play the game.

Have you seen an Overwatch thread in /v/?

Pure cancer.

Anybody else feel bad killing Bastions?
They're like innocent puppies who boop boop when they die.

Like fuck man, that's not cool.

Pharah with a top gun hat.

it'll be back to the top soon and forever when players realize riot is far more responsive to players and makes more content than blizzard

Because i play this game as a shitty casual fps when i need to take a short break from other games or stuff

zenyatta

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CANT LOG IN

>He believes the single most shallow pvp game on the market will dethrone the largest f2p moba in the world
>A blizzard game no less

not on your life bud

Bet you think Overwatch is deep enough for e-sports too lol

Every WoW expansion since Cata had a months-long PTR and STILL shat themselves on launch. And from what I understand, the problems around Diablo were even worse.

I was grateful to come home from work at 5 AM and actually be able to play Overwatch.

Can't keep a good blueberry down
Maybe they'll revert the stupid quickscope nerf and give her a proper nerf already soon

this

Does Blizzard try to mute anyone else's account?

They always send notifications that my account has been silenced but it never goes through.

Pharah princess carrying Mercy

>mfw got most hours on lucio
>mfw each and every game i make it my sole purpose and duty to hunt down the enemy mercy
>mfw it's easy as hell because literally nobody gives a shit about her

>Going to /v/
>Ever
>Especially around E3

You'd have to fucking hate yourself to do that

deeper than lol tick tack toe

Got 1k gold, can't decide to get Mach T or T. Racer halp

If you don't kill the Bastions, the Bastions will kill you. And the only thing worse than killing a puppy is getting killed by a puppy. Because that's just pathetic.

Which Heroes do you pick to carry/get free wins with?

Because as a TF2 Medic main, nothing infuriated me more than having a faggot Sniper standing in the attic of Harvest with one health in the window and not being able to fly up to him to harvest uber.

Overwatch fixed that.

best boys

>roit making anything else than skins and stuff players didn't ask for

Would you drink Widowmaker's blueberry juice?

Where are the Reinhardt lewds my friends

whichever looks better to you you dumb fuck

...

Mistakes were made.

Junkrat

>Healers will never be nerfed
>The meta will ALWAYS be a Lucio/Mercy or double Lucio

inb4 buff Zen (though he does need buffs) or release new support

They really just need to tone down how effective and important healing is right now