/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

11th or superior German Emperor and superior beard.
Fuck cancer ;_;

>preventing Europe from German imperialism

Great duce or greatest duce?

>If he had lived longer we could have had a constitutional German monarchy and prevented World War I entirely

Why even live

check back in 2 years for the Pacific Campaign DLC which includes the ability to plan naval invasions for several islands

Germans are cancer.

>tfw won my first hoi4 game after so many tries (I'm new to hoi)

I just did it with fascist finland. What country would be the next step up in difficulty, ie, more shit to control? I'm thinking Italy maybe?

One can only dream

t. eternal anglo/buttblasted frenchie

t. eternal anglo/buttblasted frenchie
Wrong. Try again, Hans.

>that feel when you want a badass march on Rome but youre only 1.69 m tall

>>tfw won my first hoi4 game after so many tries (I'm new to hoi)
>i'm new to hoi

I honestly don't care enough

>le darkest meme
just buy hoi4 already

Sure, you should care about Ahmed fucking your gf/wife, Hans.

>buy HoI4
Johan pls. I might pirate it once DLCs make it a passable game.

>Mussolini 1,69
>Hitler 1,75
>Churchill 1,67
>Stalin 1,63
>Hirohito 1,65
Is every important WW2 figure except for FDR fucking manlet?

i hope paradox crumbles so they can never make victoria 3 or fuck up CK2/EU4 any further

FDR was a cripple so he doesnt count
Tito was also around 1,70

How tall was Mao?

paradox sux neway i'm gonna buy all their games and dlc loel

>be 1,88, towering over all those manlets
>be wheelchair-bound
Life's not fucking fair

Why are burgers so obsessed with height?

>piracy doesn't exist
helloooooooo reddit

Le

1.8 meters for Dong

Mao wasn't that important in WW2 though

Because we don't have to be worried about dick size like Europeans

>mfw im 1.94
Feels good man
Because theyre circumcised

When Russians "liberated" Europe they had to rape everyone. When Americans liberated Europe the Women willing gave their pussies to our soldiers because we are tall alpha males unlike europoors cucks. Maybe you're even descended from an American soldier Europoor.

Honorable Chairman Mao Zedong was the most important figure in WW2.

See more info at - www.maoistrebelnews.com

all me

what an incredible amount of (you)s you received packed into one post!
I'm so happy for you!

Oh, I get it now. You guys are insecure

filtered :^)

Le

talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=74718c7502b76b69c620ed7814a6ba6f

Joking aside since the advent of television the taller candidate has won the presidential election every single time, get ready for President Trump.

Is this real?

La/Les?
French articles?

wtf this game sucks
fuck johann and wiseguy i hope paradox dies

fucking redditors

>Soviets let americans march through Mongolia to battle Japan in mainland china

Fucking bravo

Tall people are more attractive to others and its a democratic election.
What do you expect?

What happened to all the vickyboos? They used to be all over the thread.

...

go back liquormemer

I dont have anything to play, Greater Austrian Germany with no land given away was the last thing i did.

fucking samefag

>12 second apart

You do realize vic 2 is paradoxplaza's favorite game right?

Reminder: steam group is raiding this thread and trying to spam it with reddit memes

Here's your (you) by the way

You literally can't get any more reddit than vic 2, lad.

>LE LIQUOR WILLY XDDD
Yeah I know man. Either steamgroup or HPM are bringing in this influx of redditors and shitposting (it's also summer)

this is all me

The cancerous liquor memes have been going on since March, and we all know how far back the willy meme goes.

Peace conference a shit

Tell me how many Russian empires you can find

>he bought hoi4
just play DH instead

liquor memes have been going back to late april when the liquor war started

Wtf I hate Johan now

WE WUZ PEACE CONFERENCE N SHIT

Remember to report & ignore shitposters.

>Making Italy great again
>Own everything Gibraltar to Aleppo
>Meme arrow an invasion of Ceylon
>WE LACK SUFFICIENT INTEL (Western Mediterranean) TO DARE A NAVAL INVASION

Christ, I haven't even tried the Pacific yet

Is it at all possible to have a three way war in HoI4?

Will we ever know the true identity of Report and Ignore bro?

Where is the portrait user guy?

Alex Grandi

talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=4f461e2f631d5a9595dbdf10c93897a4

>liquor war

Giving internet arguments names like that is embarrassing.

>bought

Found out next time on Total... Autist... Island!

EPIC!!! OH DUDE THAT JUST A COOL POST OMFG EPIC... JUST PURE FREAKIN EPICNESS!!! XD

Are we being raided?

Happens all the time.

>Germany takes Poland early, no guarantee by the Allies, so it's all good

>GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON THE FRENCH REPUBLIC

>GERMAN REICH HAS BROKEN THE MOLOTOV RIBBENTROP PACT

>GERMAN REICH HAS DECLARED WAR ON DENMARK

Shitposters like to think they are important or that they did something meaningful in their lives, so they do this shit where they get an episode they spammed some shit and give it a name or they form steamgroups

By redditors and summerfags (redundant?) who came here for HPM and liquor memes.

Sounds like Goebbels speeches.

This smug bastard has sent 5 of Willy's boys back to hell. Who's gonna stop him?

t. R&I

Yeah, /gsg/ was talkin shit on their liquor factory support group

>St. /pol/

But does the Comintern and Allies ever go to war? Since you go into a weird pseudo-alliance when at war with the same country I'm just thinking it might be impossible for all three major factions to be at war at the same time?

Wrong thread

>The Sportpalast speech (German: Sportpalastrede) or total war speech was a speech delivered by German Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels at the Berlin Sportpalast to a large but carefully selected audience on 18 February 1943 calling for a total war, as the tide of World War II had turned against Nazi Germany and its Axis allies.
:^)

holy shit i haven't seen this game in maybe 10 years

thanks for the nostalgia lad

>tfw red baron will never be remade

Does the addition of Manchuko to the /gsg/ General changes mod not fuck Japan over with the way supply flows from ports?

You hand their only decent mainland port over to Manchuko, giving Japan no way to directly upgrade it to the level required to get a decent amount of supply throughput to its troops in a war in Northern China.

Orwell pls go

>tfw a flight sim is more complex than HOI4 and Stellaris

>>>/reddit/

I should add that Southern China fighting remains fine, as you do naval landings along the coast there, but the North is completely starved of supply until you can take the Beijing area port, and givben that China reinforces that area heavily, on top of shitty terrain and low supply, its a complete bloodbath for the Japanese side, the AI has absolutely no idea how to deal with it, which is why when using the General Changes mod, the AI Japan is even more shit than usual.

samfeag detected

Only seen it happen twice. First time was when I was doing Entente France, made Europe great again by Christmas 1940 and had the Soviets declare war on the German Republic (which joined our faction along with the Italian Republic.)

Second time was Hungary declaring war on Romania, Romania joining the Allies, and then refusing to cede Bessarabia to Russia. EU 4-tier map shit ensued

>two people say tfw in a row means they're samefags
im not even gonna waste time capping it for you paranoid faggot

Is this liquormemer?