Dota 2 - /d2g/

by not caring about a meme game that runs on Adobe Air

Unless theyre a hardcore smoker or extremely dependent they'll be fine for an hour

So now that E3 is over, what have I missed this week senpaitachi?

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RATE MY HERO IDEA /D2G/

Fuzzy Longhair, Deathsheep
Melee Intelligence Dire
Strength: 1 + 0.0
Agility: 1 + 0.0
Intelligence: 25 + 4.0

Q: Sheepfall
>Channeling
>Massive aoe damage hits all enemy units visibles in 1500 aoe dealing 100/175/250/325 damage per second for 30 seconds

W: Big Bad Voodoo
>Channeling
>All allied units other than the death sheep become invulnerable in 800/1000/1200/1400 aoe while channeled for up to 4/6/8/10 seconds

E: Tranquility
>Channeling
>Heals allies in 1500 aoe for 30/50/70/90 hp/s for up to 15 seconds

R: Sheep Stampede
>Channeling, Ultimate
>A swarm of sheep stampede across the screen, summoning 55/65/75 sheep per second that deal 75/150/225 aoe damage each on collision, for up to 10 seconds of channeling. Sheep deal 20% damage to buildings

The Alliance match has been 'starting soon' for like 30 minutes...

it's a beta

literally not a single thing

source 3 will fix it

>NP and LD not banned

sheever a qt. QT.

>caring about shit

Soe is cuter

Dota 3D grils arent HOT get over it senpai

Jess Brohard is my waifu

Soe is a serious smoke show fampai

>perfect body
>there are people that would dump her on Christmas instead of putting a ring on it

was

@145748508
hello /v/eddit!

I am sorry no, I am being misunderstood sorry english is not my native spoken language

what i mean is,
I come from /lolg/ ,which is dead, but so is /d2g/

so how do you people cope with having a dead general?
I need advice

>barely any hp and armor
>hero

Sounds like you need to increase its strength and agi and lower the damage of Sheepfall for that aoe

Cheers to the guy with the brit accent playing omni.

that genuinely made me giggle user.

its noon in europe, and even earlier in usa, whoever is active and doing something dota related now, probably watching esl instead of shitposting

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Apologize

DROW RANGER

>picking drow against bat + lifestealer

James is an ass

>Original Secret will never be back.
Puppey's reputation is in the shitter too.

How can I tell? His team is fucking Puppey+PLD and THREE FUCKING AMERICAN REJECTS

oh sorry I forgot to include some of the stats
base armor is -2
base movespeed is 150
base damage is 120

Poopey should just go back to NaVi and be with his husband again

Yeah but alliance picked bristle against void. Time dilation fucks bristle so hard.

Cheese strats with kotl be damned.

This is the definition of a honeypot tourny

I'm 100% sure i've seen this thing in a wc3 custom

So this hero is like a moving ward?

It will die in 2-3 hits at level 1

>Cliff jungling kotl

causing honeypot invites for undeserving teams

>he doesn't jerk off in the woods

Blitz's 'coaching' has destroyed liquid.

This shit kid that could only become relevant on the dota 2 leaderboards when storm spirit was fucking BROKEN and he was an SS spammer is just sitting there browsing reddit for 'strategies' and 'most upvoted' comments about how 'liquid still got it' and 'phoenix isn't OP' and regurgitating this information to liquid while he cuckolds them by praising the teams they lose to on twitter, while calling the team 'his boys' after his coaching lead them to lose their spot as the top European team.

This gook needs to stop spending every waking hour on reddit upvoting comments about how gay he is and re-evaluate his coaching.

I don't want to catch lyme's disease because of ticks on my balls

>salve at 80% hp when you have 4 tangos

dotards?

Can d2g suggest me some good ps2 games? I already played DMC and I'm downloading ZOE and Onimusha.

Why is everyone playing QW invoker again?

dotards?

Blitz has a hot white GF and an enormous cock. Everyone who's something in the dotard scene will bend over and do as he says.

>shit4

Dota 2 has more players

I'm happy for all the people enjoying overwatch

Yeah, Blitz is a filthy ledditor normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEe stop saying that he's our guy, I don't care if he once browsed d2g on camera, he's still leddit incarnate

Liquid also had Heen coaching them though.

Tornado into emp and you have either won a teamfight, freekilled someone, forced an enemy gank back because they are now 0 mana half hp.
Invoker could have 2 fucking spells and it would be too good already.

@145749294
>playstation
>games

how much did GGA pay Ohaiyo to throw the series?

TL never were #1 eu u retarded shitlord
whoever their drafter might be, he is a fucking piece of garbage
>hurrr lets run our lycan strat
>oh no it was beaten
>oh well lets just try it again
>oh no it was beaten again!
>uhh so since this is the deciding match, lets just run something we havent used the entire tournament, Im sure this will work out
>muh slardar

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Can I jungle with anything if I just build iron talon?

jungle kotl is game losing if youre not aui

what were they thinking?

NEW STORM SPIRIT AGHS:
>Static Remnants now auto-attack the nearest unit, dealing 20% of Storm's damage, but applying Overload on every hit.

>Try to take a stack
>Lose 3 heroes

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Reminder that less than a week until the glorious takedown of Secret and EG

Nah
yes

Midone and DJ ignoring the throw order

what the fuck why are there games at 10 AM Europe time this is even worse than 4 AM pinoy tourneys

Well since OG has a fucking leaftard in their team I'm pretty sure Liquid is still #1 eu team

Chotto matte?

>Drow not going the Lance Aghs build
D R O P P E D

CHOTTO MATTE

Opens up an item slot famalam

KUNUKKA

You understand that this is the first time in LONG time when OG beat Team Liquid?

Christ why is this general so fucking shit at their own game

>Epicenter never happened
>Secret's implosion after shanghai major never happened

HURR

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NVM R E PI CKED U P

umm secret isn't at esl??

That chronosphere tho

why are liquid memepicking

why are Fnatic focusing so hard on Batrider instead of Lifestealer

Why not? It's a honeypotlan, let the boys have some fun

Honeypot lan, they are playing with a stand-in, chilling out after Manila

SUGOI DESU NE?

Guaranteed invite already, no FATA, playing with coach, KKY mid etc.

They are playing without Fata, with their fucking coach as a support and their support as a carry.

They have zero chance to win if they even tried.

nice drow pick

Absolute madmen

sure but they still lost to that fucking cliff phoenix at roshan pit like 10000 times in a row. fucking dogshit team.

>PA Kunkka

What the fuck

>Kuro PA
Quick, someone post THAT webm

> dotabuff.com/matches/2441882112
What went so right? (I'm the timber btw)

Probably would have worked a lot better if they were Dire or OG didn't have pheonix so they could take Rosh, but on the other hand they did the same thing 3 times in a row, so idk