Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

>Charr
>Chill fun loving dudes who keep their furfag autism power levels mostly hidden
Are you sure?

He's waiting for someone who really understands his feels. None of us can even try to do that.

You think fucking an ele could result in your dick burning off?

You think fucking a mesmer could result in your dick shattering?

Desired by many but destined for eternal loneliness.
No wonder he looks so sad

I want to love and understand the Vae.

I'm looking for a pure femsura to make my waifu.

I wish we had new players to talk about instead of the same two-bit rat and furry show. Maybe a cute norness player or two.

shut up you stupid little stinky user, you need to make a femsura and be my waifu.

now shut up and don't talk.

fuck off rexxie, leave them alone

fuck you rapist user go try and shit talk someone else you stupid shit

im gonna fucken tickle you cunt
im gonna fucken whisper awful jokes into your ear when you are at the trading post
im gonna fucken pour harpy pheremone on you at the fucken bank you little shit user
fuck you

Would you kindly sod off for a bit, mate? You're fucking mental today.

>tfw you will never make him this happy

shut up you stupid little stinking user

you better stop posting you little sad cat user or i'm gonna spank you until you cry

I'm gonna fucken grab you and make you take a nap earlier than usual. I'm gonna fucken turn the kettle on but do nothing with the boiled water and I'm make you watch me do it.

I'm gonna make you turn your socks inside out. You stupid little annoying stinky femsura.

you will never understand him you stupid little fuck.

Vae is mine and mine forever. Just like all the other cute femsuras and what not. As much as Vae doesn't want to be likened to a cute rat, he's adorable like a little qtpa2t with lovely feetsies.

Now fuck off you stupid stinky lewd user Vae ismine, fug you.

im gonna fucken rape you cunts and then find that fucking faggot russian femcharr cunt and rape his little boipucci and then im coming for the fucken faggot femcharr dragon waifu cunt from euro wherever that cunt is im gonna find him and rape him and make him my bitch

When's the wedding?

im gonna beat you up and make you cry you stupid little stinky user

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Comfyanon....Are you okay? o_o

come snuggles me user

I am here to help.

Huhuhu. Kidding here's your daily dose.

I saw him in the aerodome when wing 3 released. I wonder if he had a group for it.

It was October 14th at 8am CT

you're so damn cheeky lol

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*changes ur diaper*

Who is the most autistic person on this general?

>Brown-skinned Krytans stopped the Charr
>Pasty Ascalonians got seared and cuckt

Fuck the six praise the Unseen Ones

Comfyanon now.

you're in trouble now user

what was the reason for rexxie dropping his trip and getting a stupid name like comfyanon

We HAVE to put down Rexxie right now. His behaviour shows serious case of a late stage insanity, and he is already beyond saving.
Listen to me right now, this man is no longer human and ending his poor existence will not only alleviate a burden from us, but him as well.

i'm on my way to your house right now cunt and im gonna throw you outa ur bed and cuddle you on your verandah cunt

you stupid little 2.23mb 1920x1080 stinky femcharr we can all see ur lewd dirty pantsu u need to have a wash

fluffy femcharr cunny :3

>tfw noticed by vuncia

i am a God

Listen here, you're just being obscene right now. If you want cuddles you only need to ask and maybe purr a little, alright!?

>tfw vuncia loves comfyanon......

Look! I'm comfyanon too ya fucking drongo cunts. Just waiting for my cenny link payment to go thru so i can hit up woolies for some tim tams

Comfy, stop...

tfw vuncia wants me for my big loads of cummies...

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>File: rosie is sad.jpg (11 KB, 170x131)

f-fug, rosie pls don't be sad :c
*pats*

>Tfw the only way to become a true meme is to be an annoying shitposter

Here we can see Rexxie exhibit some of many symptoms of his late stage insanity.
Not only is he desperately trying to keep his grip on this reality by making threats of molestation and harassing which he probably considers normal human interaction, but he also lost his ability to identify characters correctly, thinking that he is speaking to someone that he isn't.
We must end his struggles on the shortest possible notice.

>pls give me attention

user..................... just............. have...... a bit of fun........ u nerd

oh boy, i actually thought that was vuncia ;_;
who am I talking to then?
i cant keep up with all this stuff

So which order should my thief join? And which one should my necro? I can't decide this

It really doesn't matter storywise.

Just do one order on the thief and another order on the necro. Then when you make another character join the third one.

It's mostly for the armor skins at like lvl 40 into the story

why do you care so much, it doesnt do anything besides armor choices

Ah okay thanks. I didn't know it has so little impact.

well there are little story missions that are different but even within the order questline there are a few choices you can make so when you end up having 5+ characters you can make different choices even within the same order questline.

Thief I'd go Order of Whispers, Necro maybe Priory?

Order of whispers does some infiltration and espionagy kind of stuff.

Well, that settles it. Male Norn mains are confirmed most autistic.

Thanks Rexxie, you've been invaluable for my case study.

>you will never inhale the heavenly aroma of riathen's sweaty nutsack after a long day of w3 raiding

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Rexxies actually a cucksura main, so......

He's a sylvari main...

Rikki.......

kittdai...

shhhhh she's sleeping

What the fuck with the gem prices

I'm gonna wake her up by motorboating her tummy!

Hi Rikki! Let's ERP!!

Thanks a lot. Are armor pieces you buy from an order bound to that character? Or could I purchase some light armor with my thief from whispers and give it to my necro?

what do you take me for, a common floozy?

soulbound, purchasing it unlocks it and then you can use tranny stones for another alt

Well that's okay then. Thanks again m8

No... I just really like you....

the skins go to your wardrobe, the stats on the armor are ass so it's the skins that matter anyway.

Yes

>Tfw grew out of my ERP phase
>People still mention it
>Violent flashblacks

ERP is retarded

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There's only 2 active Veeky Forums guilds, HOPE and FUN, don't re-direct anons to troll/meme guilds, this list is pretty trash.

>FUN
>active
You're the memer here.

I have every single image Fluusi has posted saved on my hard drive.

Dunno what to tell you, they still do stuff together, and are a serious guild.

FUN is alive, but they are the epitome of clique.

says who

An informed user

Venomblades guild has more people logging in daily than FUN, FUN is lucky to push more than 15 people, on a raid day or gevent. Otherwise on weekdays and weekends, completely silent and devoid of any activity.

Maybe, but her dick would definitely shatter

what is your source of information and why do you require to remain anonymous, it does not help back your claim

Please, don't exaggerate lol. People are chatting in FUN during their normal hours all the time, it's EU's proper social guild regardless.

Why are you getting so defensive? Just admit that there is a core FUN clique that isn't really interested in finding or socializing with new members.

Im not saying it isnt the case, just wondering whos saying it

its shitposting

yea ill admit it you got us

>be on BG
>log in during OCX
>farm Zog/TORK for 3+ hours every night

feelsgoodman