Dota 2 - /d2g/

Importing 3rd world rapists

jerry

>le panic man
>our guy
no thanks

>Freakazoid still in that ad in the cloud9 part
>that feel when c9 will never be relevant again

>le anime hair immigrant mentally unstable slav
>our guy

over my dead body redditors

>implying the underage edglord /int/ memers know who the fuccbois were

>tfw you watch a lightofheaven stream
>that fucking feel when he has the navi overlay

I miss him guys ;_;

Why the fuck is /d2g/ so dead?

All the "post steam qt" faggots got b&

But I'm not banned.

honeypot lan is on

>kalle

I want to impregnate Hotaru

Same

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>esl stream
>we will be back shortly
>timer reaches 0
>message just changes to next match will start soon™
>for over 10 minutes

Yeah fuck you too

Purge has gone mad.
He's tearing up the studio right now.
It'll probably be a while before we can get the next series started.

Our Guys are doing it again!

>sheever

did someone insult his """""g"""""f again

I want to breed her

>That dick sticking it from her jeans

hnngh

Alright guys, riddle me this.
How I win mid with invoker against tinker?
I feel like the only thing you can do for the first few levels is sit behind the creeps and wait for him to push to your tower.
Any exchange is automatically lost because of his stupid laser bullshit.
So what else can you do than be zoned out or ask for a gank? I can't seem to understand how to win the lane 1v1 at all.

>inb4 gameshitting during esports
LOL that lan is a joke anyway

need an x ray shop with a futacock tucked under the shirt

>khezu

that's what he gets for deserting my boy synderwin. another team-hopping faggot that can go down the gutter for all i care

Are you actually literally brain damaged?
>my boy synderwin
Oh right, you're a redditor.

Is Shadow Demon the most circlejerked hero in dota?

I mean there are two types of players: those who dont give a shit about SD and those who masturbate him like he's the most OP mother fucker in the game.

coz people get tired of talking about why /d2g/ is better then reddit. No actual content = gg

Nice try, reddit

Real reason is that the game has gone to shit. Icefrog is dead and reddit is now in charge of balance.

youre joking right

play exort
ignore trying to kill him
get every lh and every deny
if you do that its better than killing him

>now

he is really good against a very small amount of heros but only when he has aghs and aether lens

Yeah, I didn't put that very well.
Valve gave up on updating dota 1 after 6.83 so icefrog likely stopped being involved in dota several patches earlier

qe memeforge and harras

Unless he's going for some inane kill build 4-4 at 8 it should be fine mateo.

he is probably the best hero to push high ground with
centaur memes aside, any carry can be used to non stop push with sd illusions
his aghs ult is also nice but very situational

>Valve gave up on updating dota 1 after 6.83
>implying valve updated dota 1

Retard?

>sitting in the back like a CUCkold
>our guy

>ESL scheduling

Do I max arcane or concussive on core Skywrath?

>/d2g/ still stuck in 2015

You're old memes now, no wonder it's dead

They obviously tried to/are still trying to cover up icefrog's death, which means that they for some time decided to make their own updates for dota 1 so people wouldn't notice something's wrong. Eventually they found that it was cutting too hard into gabe's chicken nugget fund and they stopped with some lame excuse.
Are you actually this dense or did Gabe send you?

Would you lick her armpits?

post more confused cuties please

are you literally retarded

???????????????????

Max arcane boots m8

Not everyone likes what you like.
Not sure why this is so hard for you to grasp...

they never did anything in dota, I never understood reddits obsession with this team

I would lick her everything, though I'm not sure why you're posting it in this thread famalam

They pissed off NS so much he said the infamous "They are playing fucking rat dota"

what if icefrog isn't dead, but he's just a beta faggot that won't stand up to the redditors on the dota balance team

post steam cute :3

they beat dk and were fun to watch

WHERE ARE THE IMMORTALS

speed gaming beat dk in a relevant game and won a lan

DO NOT listen to this poisonous REDDITOR trying to tarnish the great Icefrog's legacy

yes, and people were obsessed with speed gaming as well. whats the point of this post?

In my penis qt ;)

>still on next match will start soon

very nice

That and then some :3

Quick!

Vega or rAtlliance

>he's not going to save his immortal chests to save later

protip

the majority of players won't hit the level required to even get those chests, which is in the 80's-80's, let alone the 160's to get level 3 chests

you're better off saving them to sell to buy whatever happens to be in them, because chances are the items will be cheaper than the chests

>Open up ESL's second stream'
>It's Durka and Maut cast

what the FUCK dotards?!

i like speed gaming

when's mahvel?

Alliance has always beaten vega but they haven't played agaisnt each other in so long idk

they'll be back soon enough, EE just has to take care of puppey

the stuff of nightmares

whats up with dotas fucked up assist system?

i can contribute 90% of a kill but if I'm like 10 feet away i get zero credit

the fuck?

Maut is reddit approved, not a whole lot we can do about that
Gareth is a relic from the times where jD nearly got jewed into bankruptcy by LD

bane?

>NEXT MATCH WILL START SOON
>HAS BEEN UP FOR MORE THAN 40 MINUTES

?

>dota tournaments
>ever having match on time

Lol, I could go spent an hour finding porn and fap twice before this match is even done with the draft.

mvp did the math and abused assist gold walking in units so that they get the most gold possible, so icefrog nerfed it becuase we cant have koreans kill this game too

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

RIP Cosmo

...

mutumbaman is that you

No nevermind, not even as cute as mutumbaman.

>gif

would you fuck matumbaman?

Um boys can't have sex with other boys idiot.

That is an ugly, ugly man who turned himself into a disgusting cronenberg creature. Why hasn't he killed himself yet?

...

After that performance at ESL today? He'd be lucky to even get to taste the semen from the matumba his girlfriend's cuckolding him with.

dead thread
dead game

Mutumbaman is a hot blonde grill 7500 mmr streamer tho

only pretty girls can save this shit general

I'll do my best :3