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guys how am i doing

New Jesse McCree copypasta when?

Stay in school kids.

cancer

>Get cool shit for McCree post nerf

is this karma

master genji will instantly read where tracer is blinking and instantly kill her

>playing with a controller
>on a console probably as well
Sure is hard to pull this off against shitters who wouldn't be able to land a Roadhog's hook with their aim

How do I git good at Mercy?

>that aiming
You hit maybe 2 of those arrows, the rest magneted to the enemy.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck that dirty Chinese hooker says when she's freezing shit up?

It fucking pisses me off. There's no counterplay to her at all.

What's the best way to respond when people start blaming you for a loss.

Quote Elimination and damage medals?
Ignore them?
Swap to genji and tell them you're recording for a montage video?

does scatter dmg rely on how much you charge it or is it always 125/75?

>get four kills with junkrat ult
>feeling proud of this at all
>putting up a spray
>thinking it's impressive enough to make into a wemb
shaking my head

>spray a lot of random arrows and get play of the game
yeah pretty much

>mfw I got the best legendaries for all my main heroes for free
gotta drop my 1000 coins on sprays then

it is actually a team wipe, 6 kills. pay closer attention, friend.

>Two faggots talking on Mic
>Calls the other dude his girlfriend
>"You're both men"
>Spend the entire game telling me why gender is a social construct
>Barely squeak out a win
>"Please report this bigot please, toxic to the gaming community"
Wow
I thought this was just a meme

At what rank for total score or score by minute am I considered not a shitter?
Specifically with mercy

just type lol and keep playing

Would you play with me?

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learn how to use shift correctly to get out of (monkey) trouble. run away/around corners if there is no one to fly to.

It's what people who play junkrat do, as well as getting kills without paying attention or trying.

>being proud of getting five kills with Junkart ult
Dude it's not impressive to drive a tire out of a door onto the payload and click left mouse

It really isn't impressive to kill Winston as Junkrat either

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Repost from last thread

Are there any good players in the ID list?
I'm looking to play with some mic wearing tryhards. LtDan#1454

keep at it, pal!!
you will get an ace someday!!!

Why is this webm being spammed again after a few weeks?

>mei, bastion, pharah
>avg solo kills: 3.24
no

How the fuck do I even get half the achievements now that most people in pubs aren't braindead and know to spread out when they hear a tire, or how to counter turrets etc.?

literally never happened

I want cute girls.
Cute girls who play video games

>every time I hear "Simple Geometry"

how do I open that emote selection?

CUTE!

>playing Junkrat
>fall asleep and start to thrash around on my mouse and keyboard from night terrors
>wake up when the game's over
>gold in damage and bronze in eliminations

>Bandlebro will never draw OW lewds
Feelsbadman

I'm starting to like Zarya more and more

I wonder how long it will take for people to start whining about her

Post tomboys for me

>Literally
You have to go back
She said she wanted to cosplay as Mei__ so I think OW lewds aren't far away

on PC hold C
on consoles I have no idea

>Stay in school kids.
Someone has to play genji.

haha ikr omg, can't wait to discuss this on reddit

someone post the fucking genji/widow rules of nature pic

people already whine about her

it turns into a pong match of 'she's broken' and 'just don't shoot her bubble lmao'

>It's a junkrat M1 + Mine cancels me out of the game episode
>died instantly

wasn't this the exact reason McCree got nerfed?

zarya melts my heart like she melts the entire enemy team.

ie leaguebabbs who don't want to think vs everyone else

Give me all the r63 zarya you people have

McCree's flashbangs aren't lying around visibly on the floor though.

>one lesbian couple
>"look everyone! a world where there are no straight people!"

I like her but I'm crap at playing with her

If she had a pretty design shed be gutted already.

Alright I guess I'm retarded because I still haven't been able to figure it out
Where the fuck are the "protect the point", "I need armor", and junk callouts

If Mercy was going to lewdly bully D.Va, what stage would that take place on?

what an angry little man

8 legendary drops so far and 6 are shit.

Fuck zarya ult + any lmao1shot ult

I usually stick to the group, so it's not that surprising senpai.

DOJO
PUSH IT UP~

Maybe I can actually play McCree now without feeling like a shitter

>she will never wrestle you and then wrestle you lewdly

I'm married to Tracer

Neither are the mines trashmouse throws at you, knave

for sure, mccree is fairly difficult to use now

It's even more fun when you finally reach an mmr where people don't switch from their tanks when you pick Zarya.

And I second to post more tomboy.

>mfw Blizzard tries to make me lose 3 matches after winning 3 matches
>leave before I lose
You're not getting me this time Blizzard

I haven't been given a single skin, emote or intro for any of my most played heroes, while all the legendaries are for ones I have no interest in playing

I think it's deliberate

The stage that she's most likely to lose her mech, more than usual I mean.

you're married to a cloud of bees

A-Anyone?

here you go
I got you next post senpai.
I wish traceranon would post her battlenet, she's a qt

He was always this hard to play well

source on pic

>There are people who actually think Pathpork needs nerfs

I got Goddess for poo in the loo which I never play.
I just told myself I was unlucky and the next one will be better.
The next one was Devi.

Is melee damage the same for every hero?

You're always a shitter if you're playing Mercy

>He was always this hard to play well

you can have an amazing score/min by afking on the payload
its not a really good way to measure skill

>People who think Streetpig's hook is instant with no cast time and complain about it

It's already happening, the whiners are few in number though.

don't let people die
boost their damage
stay out of trouble

They should nerf her by making the barrier block more damage

Think about it

Yes, it's always 30.

Reinhardt's hammer does 75.

Torb's hammer also does 75 but there's literally no reason to ever use it.

Genji's ult does 120.

looking for a group to play with, zetherox#1827

I played him for the first time today. I was spilling spaghetti when M2 or when using his skills, and yet his M1 is so brutal I was quite successful.

>people don't focus the Mercy on Zarya

Yes 30.
Ecept Reinhardt and Toblerone with 75.

>Highwayswine carrying anything at all

Ha ha ha that's a good meme

monkey's paw does 40 but only when rustled