/wtg/ - Whiny Teenagers General

When? Edition

>Official Site:
warthunder.com/

NOTE: You get given a premium aircraft for your first victory in game!
Need a faster download? Switch Language in Launcher.

>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php

>Fan created skins, missions, locations, fictions etc...
live.warthunder.com/ (Warning! Pure weeaboo and horsefucker autism abound)

>Ammunition Types
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php?title=Category:Ammunition

>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026

>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf

>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists

>Steam community:
steamcommunity.com/groups/warthundervg

>vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox.
If prompted for a password, use "memes".

>Teamspeak
ts.gaijin.net
pw: Spitfire

>Joystick Comparisons:
xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html

>DIY Headtracking
pcgamer.com/how-to-build-your-own-ir-head-tracker/
ebay.com/itm/161710468074

>Chart displaying weapon effectiveness against ground units
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs

Other urls found in this thread:

live.warthunder.com/post/442925/en/
youtube.com/watch?v=9uzL13G548I
youtube.com/watch?v=XHE2D-3tnyM
reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/4olcii/deus_vult/
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs/edit#gid=0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>no new clap jets since the banshee
>shilling for more slavshit
No, thanks.

t. Hand-held burgershitter

>it's just one extra wheel chassis gear slotted on the side

yeah thanks for sparing me the grind, I guess

>bombershitter types gg in chat after running for half an hour while losing by tickets

>shoot solid shot at tank far away
>ends up getting track wheel and gling through it
>no damage to tracks

wat

post yfw Gumby had a killer night in Orlando and is free of WT forever

Who Nazi here?

>make 11 kills in Berlin event both in knife fights with ISU-152 and T-34-85 who came hunting me from behind, on top of all the regular sniping
>make a cap
>lose anyway because aside from one dude with 5 (and three with 1) kills the rest are shitters with 0 kills
Fug.
Fug.

F4U-4c Corsair fucking when

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Must be hard for you to actually read shit on live as you're downloading the picture. live.warthunder.com/post/442925/en/

Always have some in my car desu

I saved it from another WTG thread you turbo nigger.

>tfw I've never seen this shit
Where the fuck do they sell it?

>MFW nobody has heard of holding flanks in this game even in top tier matches

Blame the shit map design and RP/Lions system. It's much more rewarding to go in guns blazing then to actually sit at a flank where an enemy may or may not show.

Can the Art of War be applied to Warthunder tactics?

Yes. The real question is will it save your retard team.

Try playing tier 1 tanks. Nobody knows the maps, which results in people doing movements that are so odd and shitty that it goes full circle and they become good again due to how impossible it is to predict anything. It's a nice break from the higher tier peekaboo battles.

youtube.com/watch?v=9uzL13G548I

AVE MARIA

Very true for a lot of maps, but when everyone gets slaughtered because nobody bothered to even approach the western side of Berlin, you know people are being faggots. (I spawned on the far East or I would have gone there myself)

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I might have to do that, user. That or just try planes again for a while.

So, why "deus vult"?

removing leddit meme

youtube.com/watch?v=XHE2D-3tnyM

>in my AC IV
>see SU-85M
>shoot in pic related
>doesn't pen
>it somehow oneshots me through my sloped armor.
t-thanks.

At my local supermarket chain

>Pic related

No, you're doing it wrong. The Slav TDs are supposed to be shit and not able to kill you.

You realize that the armor is also under those spare tracks, right?

Which one?

>unlock ASU-57
>size if a smart car but flattened
>just roll under shit other people cant get in or see and hide all game until someone passes and i can peek out and shoot him.

>Thanks to the damage model buff 90% of my kills and 90% of my deaths are due to tail control being lost

This is annoying as fuck.

I hope you realise that's 15mm of tracks (which are trolly as fuck) and behind it is the whole fucking actual armour of the thing. It's even the 85M which has better frontal armour. And sloped armour can be dealt with if you shoot ath the base of it, where it has the worst effectiveness.

About 90 or so mm of armor since the front armor is 75mm and I shot the lower part of it which should have penned easily.

Kaufland

>I can't into angles

JUNKERS!

So how much worse than the land Venom is the Sea Venom?

The land venom is better than the sea venom.

Hm, guess I'll make a little detour next time I get groceries.

But user he was facing directly at me, not angled at all.

Slopes are angles.

Kill yourself you stupid nigger. You are a subhuman piece of shit Triahx

>A-5/U2 is just 6 km/h faster and turns slightly better than the A-5
Are the stats lying to me again or is the difference really that minimal? Might as well fly the A-5 if it's true.

is this even worth using? or am I doing it right by neglecting it for the SE?

Allegedly it's good, but man am I tired of having nothing but TDs at that tier against the horde of T-34-85s.

It's fun with the gun pods for instantly slaughtering bombers.

The nashorn is great, but it can't play objectives. When you have a team that's all nashorns and jagdpanzers with maybe one medium or heavy tank, youre fucked.

it is good but a different play style than the dicker.

the mobility on it is good enough that you can drive it around like a tank and pop people as they poke out in cities, which can be fun to do when you're tired of sitting.

Yeah, that's one of the fundamental flaws of the German teams. People will tell you to stay back and snipe, wipe out the enemy team before going in yourself, but that tactic doesn't even have that great of a success rate to employ that properly in a meta designed for lights/mediums rushing ahead while heavies slowly encroach to back up.

Constantly having the enemy team be practically inside your spawn before you've even gotten a chance to set up to try to attack the objective is one of the most frustrating aspects of this game if you don't blame Slavs 24/7.

i hate people who rush spawn to spawnkill

Next time protect your spawn.

>it's a "pay2win tiger II causes a traffic jam in spawn" episode

see, but I'm spoiled by the leo. Nashorn in test drive doesn't seem fast enough to flank

>protect spawn
>lose objective

>push objective and possibly die after 5-10 min
>get spawn killed on revival

the choice isn't always easy and sadly the reward for killing the one or two spawn campers isnt worth it compared ro the dozen you can get at objective.

Spawn camping will never be fixed, stop complaining about it.

It's literally been an issue since Beta of GF and Gaijin has ignored the playerbase since it serves as a way for shitters to at least get some kills and rp.

Spawn camping has been an issues since the dawn of multi-player games.

I hate it when I get spawn camped in Brood War.

It always distressed me when I got spawn camped in Civilization

It harshed my mellow whenever I was spawn camped in Madden.

Spawn camping in UT, Halo, CoD really got to me

Getting spawn camped in Pong really ruins my day.

I really just want to kill myself when I get spawn camped in Overwatch

You arent funny Triahx. I would ban you from the TS but you would evade because you are a stupid nigger

Being spawn camped in Dance Dance Revolution really rustles my jimmies.

The spawn camping in Farming Simulator drove me up the fucking wall.

I'm not even Triahx so go ahead and ban him. See if I care, Vegeta. Maybe Mummy will make you some chicken tendies afterwards.

I'm Pocketplanes faggot, but nice try retard. Lynch yourself niggar

I'm not Triahx

ok vegeta

I'm Kogasa.

You fags get everything you deserve. You dont like getting bullied do you. Too bad

I need a gf.

ok me

checked

And fuck you vegeta. I dont want to be "grromed" by you anymore. Take your welfare money and shove it up your ass

>190 A-5/U2 with gunpods
Now I am become death, destroyer of bombers.

dumb weeb

pockrt this is really fucking sad desu
t. Not a ts aspie

>drop 4 3000kg bombs on enemy airfield after their minibases get destroyed
>Hit +1 ))))))))))))))))
>none of my bombs actually "damaged" the airfield
>see massive craters from my bombs literally on the dirt road

Ok helmet

reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/4olcii/deus_vult/

UPVOTED XDDD

xD

>three enemies below me flying in a row at high speed
>my teammates drop down to attack the first one
>they immediately get shot down by the ones behind them
So, where can I get my mandatory lobotomy to play this game? I think I somehow slipped past that.

Have they added German/Russian/Japanese VO yet?

t32

>tfw no yamato nadeshiko gf

I almost have all of Teeb T4 Gf done, but i need like 1m SL before I can start T5.

Should I play nazi or teeb planes to make SL in the meantime? My teeb planes are only like T1, T2 for nazi.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs/edit#gid=0

Can someone update this for 1.59?

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woops wrong thread sorry

>see player
>level 21
>tiger II sla
>jpz bfw
>kv II

Looks cool though, is that a drone?

>6.7 uptiered match
>die in my tortoise pretty early on
>spawn in my baby bomber to try and get a kill or two
>barely find anyone on the map
>German Me 262 A-1a jet fighter (why is this even a 7.0???) tries to kill me for about 5 minutes while i just dodge his strafes
>finally kill some emil but kill myself in the process
>spawn back as my teeb spaa
>end up killing the Me jet and 2 other idiots who tried to dive on me by flying in a straight line at me

today was a good day, also what's with all the achievements i got? Was there was update that just added thsee?

How do you dodge multiple strafes if they´re above you and faster?

He always approached from too far away so I would just turn and he'd miss all his shots.

The one time he did hit my right wing but it did nothing.

>what's with all the achievements i got? Was there was update that just added thsee?
Probably that and they're always buggy so when you get achievement level one you usually get other levels of the same achievement as well.

How did Soviet bombers end up being the only ones to get 3000 lb bombs?

>all the enemies are low
>half of them are bombers
>two minutes later half of my team is dead and the other half is low
How?

Brits get a 4000lb bomb on their heavy bomber. Soviets still have the best with the Pe-8 though. It's like a 3000 kg bomb

Did the Russian store stop using Ruble?
I used my Ukrainian VPN but it was in US dollars.