/dsg/ - Souls General

>Character Planner
mugenmonkey.com/

>KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/eNY3su63

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

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how to beat Belfry luna gargs?

If I'm SL120 and level to 125 through Yoel, how much would that fuck up my matchmaking? Noticeably or not at all?

not at all

Try strike damage, like from a mace.

P-PRINCESS KNIGHT...!!

>Just one katana
>Clearly posts character dual wielding katanas

i'm stealing this meme

your memes are now mine

Decided to finally try this series out, and holy fuck you guys are literal fucking gods at this game.

I'm literally on the verge of crying and uninstalling because I'm so fucking trash as this shit that I can't even beat the fucking gargoyles. I've died well over 60 times (I stopped counting) and I'm literally about to cry.

God damn fuckin wizards the lot of you. Fuck this shit

what kinda hair cut should i get im gonna go get it cut in a bit at SportClips

>no reversal ring

Is Cathedral of the deep the most frustrating map in DSK3 or does it get worse?

That entire trip to get the third short cut open is a fucking nightmare.

Also wtf was that spider thing in that room.

It's really hard at first, but everything will kinda "click" and you'll get used to it. It's not that bad.

I just beat Dragonslayer Armor, made his greataxe, and fully upgraded it.
I'm in ng+, I already have a fully upgraded DSGA, I just wanted another one.

I love it.

I fought someone called Princess Knight as an invader.

It was the most cancerous moment I've ever suffered in all of DkS3.

Short cut on top with scissor and get a sweet fade on the side with the machine.

Farron Keep is the worst piece of level design in the game.

>you cant get the dragonslayer armour's amour

I will always and forever hate walking through swamps more than anything else.

Does artorias just have super high defense or something?

My Quellag sword isnt doing anything

Who is your soulsfu?

>great pve that punishes you for not playing smart
>great pvp
>great weapon and armor variety
don't forget to come back

still requesting "provide thee succ" pic please

Just saw someone with 'Knight' uncensored in their name

Did From patch the retarded name censor?

I miss poise ;_;

You got me there, famalam.

So, Hitler youth/undercut

Frustrating in what sense? The Cathedral is by far the most sprawling and convoluted single area stuffed with the highest density of traps and loops and shortcuts, if that's what pissed you off.

Otherwise I found the Demon Ruins to be by far the worst area. Illusory walls fucking everywhere, a giant basilisk swarmed room, items on fucking lava in TWO areas, a beefy ass NPC enemy, shittons of toxic faggots that jab/breathe through walls, borderline one-way drops, and those fucking faggot turret monsters. It's short but aggravating as shit unless you get lucky and messages mark out all the illusions, because it's full of important-ass loot and is necessary to turn off the giant avelyn.

Farron shitswamp is aggravating because of the poison, but a regular chime's gentle prayed art outheals it, and nothing you'll find in the shitwater is really threatening, save when you're ass deep in it and trying to roll out of basilisk curse clouds.

Anastasia.
She's everything I want in a woman. Beautiful, devout, mute, trapped in a cage.

Iorshka's pretty good!

>using washing pole
die...............

Honestly, I don't mind the poison swamps in the series, just the whole fucking rooftop part on and out the Cathedral was a fucking nightmare

first result on google

gwyndolin pre-op pre-aldrich

i'd fill that booty with my seed and grope his trap tits

lmgtfy.com/?q=provide thee succ

Yorshka/Priscilla porn when

But user...that's the female stance...

>trapped in a cage

S-so it is.

Are you calling this princess

a reversal ring user?

>I can't even beat the fucking gargoyles
Roll when they attack
Hit them until they die
This worked for me

A game so bad it almost made me miss out on 3 out of bitterness. No thanks.

Blighttown is great. Gutter is acceptable for 2 standards. Farron is a fucking mess. You can't even tell where you are if you get distracted, every area looks exactly the same.

I can't kill them it's literally impossible for me. Take one down really low the other comes and they fire breath me when I try to finish one off or huddle together so I can't attack. It's not like I do damage it's that I literally can't fucking hit them.

Try and use the claymore, too fucking slow to hit. Try and use halbert, they sit like conjoined twins. Try and roll from fire and hit his side, his buddy gets me. I'm going to kill myself.

T-that's lewd

i cry everytiem

Do you think FromSoft will ever make a game where they bother to adjust the female skeletal set to not have giant fucking man shoulders?

Speaking as someone who has actually done mocap data work, it's not that much work. It'd be a bit of a pain to look over all the weapon animations to make sure nothing looks too weird, but if they're worth shit they'll have the lower arms and torso on weighted layers anyways.

Hey /dsg/, will Orbeck leave if I kill the Crystal Sage? Or do I gotta go get the Golden Scroll towards the Abyss Watchers first?

You first kid.
*spins around in place*
*teleports behind you*

what is the attacker wearing?

>estoc user complaining about anything
top kek drown yourself in the tub

I don't see any dragon girl incest there user.

>washing pole
>ccs on offhand

who... w-who hurt you?

i beat the entire game and orbeck was still there

It's a longsword, you drooling retard.

Miyazaki.

Do you have 10 humanity? He's quite easy, and I belive weak to fire.

I want to __be Gwyndolin

Pretty much all the DLC bosses have very high defense against elemental damage types. Mostly to fuck casters and lightning weapon faggots. Go dex physical and you'll have no issue, or else get something with REALLY high split damage.

Check your eyes, retard.

I can be your Aldritch, if you know what I mean.

Where's the niconico videos of nip players doing cool shit in DaS3 at? Or did they go back to DaS1 and the forest.

ebin. darkmoon still doesn't work.

reminder than des+das were flukes and from are painfully mediocre devs that just got lucky

>DeS
>fluke
DeS and BB are some of the more complete games in the collection

so is priscilla a huge lying bitch who needs to be slain or just painfully unaware

>lucky
Armoured Core is fantastic.

Anyone down for a fight club @ PC pontiff?

>Beautiful

probably a liar for the sake of wanting to be left alone

Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.

do you not know what fluke means

DaS1 = Armored Core 1
AotA = Master of Arena
DaS2 = Silent Line: Armored Core
Scholar = Armored Core 3: Last Raven
Bloodborne = Armored Core 4
The Old Hunters = Armored Core 4 Answer
Dark Souls 3 = Armored Core V

>implying DeS was a fluke

Except the fact that 50% of all Armored Core games are great

define "cool shit"
inb4 tubame's backstab fest videos or yami's 20k

Everything after Last Raven was shit tho
Also you skilled AC2, AA and AC3

What do I do when I summon a dark spirit and all they do is dodge and run around the world? They don't try to kill me, they just make it so that I can't stop playing the game unless I want to get banned.

So why did Gwyndolin have snake legs?

I can agree with this in principle of what you meant, though I have slightly different opinions on AC rankings

Do you think Wolnir might be Yhorm's dad?
I mean, they're both giant conquerors, they dress similar (at least to a degree), and Yhorm's Great Machete has engravings on it that are similar to those on the Carthus Curved Greatsword.
Hell, that loved one Yhorm lost could very well be Wolnir being swallowed by the Abyss, and the reason the people of the profaned capital didn't like Yhorm was because Wolnir melted down the former king's crown to make his.

>Everything after Last Raven was shit tho
Exactly.

seed

...

But then they just kill one enemy and stand still.

Everything before Last Raven was shit. Tank controls are fucking garbage and so is slowly jumpscooting around tiny-ass shoeboxes to partially reduce inevitable amounts of mounting damage while you hope your tooled up weapons blast out enough damage to win first. They were clunky and simplistic in the extreme and basically amounted to mechwarrior without precise aiming.

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>range thing fun kill game better left black ass
My sides

>point sword around great guy

not dad but some far relative for sure
>both best str and dex weapons originated in carthus
deepest lore

Why isn't there a covenant that places an AI version of your character in multiple worlds and you get rewards whenever the host dies.

I would like a kill cam too

>profaned pontiff using fight fast
It knows

>fucked up the OP again
god fucking damned anons

Anyone have a half decent Pontiff cosplay? I've been trying using the sorcerer's robes with various other combinations, but I can't get a helmet that looks quite right

pastebin.com/jqKQj426

crash the application and send them home if you can't

Maybe. Lorewise I thought it would've been neat if Wolnir was actually Rendal or one of the many, many kings who've tried to invade Lordran/Lothric over the years.

someone posted one a few days before the cosplay event but he never showed up as far as I know and he never posted it again as far as I know

>faggot tank boss event

Found the next /dsg/ event.

>faggot tank boss event
It knows about the event.

I-is /dsg/ on PS4?

There's usually on user who hosts for those of us on the PS4, so don't sweat it.

You can host stuff, too, if you want.