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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Watching Streams
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>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
Watch this EVERYDAY: m.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

first for
First Shot Inaccuracy

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>be animefag and bad at cs
>stop watching anime
>get good
>win
>rank up

>be retard shitter
>silver 2
>watch naruto and suk at csgo
>stop watching bad anime
>get nova4

not even close to bump limit

dang yall are edgy

howdy fellow redditor xx)

>try trading skins on lounge instead of selling them on steam to avoid tax
>get nothing but russian kids trying to buy them for 50% market value

what can I do to get decent skines? I don't want some nothing to a knife bullshit, just to swap some of my skins for other skins...

>fag
>anime sucks
>silver 2
>retard bullshit faggot nigger

look at me im a Veeky Forums mom

This game is so fucking garbage. Can't escape from cheaters no matter what you do. Started playing CEVO again, every single time I call out a cheater people start tipping fedoras defending them, then 5 days later they're in the ban list. 100% of the time. Like I have a .txt with the names and each and every one has been banned so far.

CS is so garbage.

opskins

dang that sucks what are you gonna do about it?

>CS is garbage so I play CEVO

oh I am laffing

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

good post

There is nothing else for EU. And even then there are cheaters everywhere and Valve doesn't do shit. Even in competitive.

ESEA is growing in EU and is definitely the best choice.

Faceit is better than CEVO if you pay and get over 1500 elo. And it's only 2.99 a month.

>he doesnt hack
theres your problem

>be bad
>watch death note
>get good

>5 rounds into half as cts
>i have some money saved since I'm 8-1
>kid asks for drop
>i give him a ump
>"that wasn't an m4, you're a dick"
>tells his friends to kick me for griefing
>they actually do
gotards?????????

>he doesn't know about face it

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ur a gotard urself senpai

>weebs think theyre good
>they get 20 kills during warmup and act like the game is over
>stomp the shit out of them the whole game to the point they say im hacking
you guys are literally a laughing stock

upgrading my computer so i'm gonna buy a skin ))

So is this meme true for csgo
>DM for 2k hours
>Go into comp
>Kill everyone

>need 1-2 more bodies for nightly five stack MMs
>GN1-GN3, US East
>must have mic, must use Discord
>good enough to follow directions, stay on fucking site, and not tilt

Add kamehamina on Steam.

>faceit

Please kill yourselves. I'm dead serious.

>GN1-GN3
Fucking garbage

STOP

can I hack?

>US
Fucking garbage

How do we stop reddit from browsing our board and spewing cancer in CS?

no

>4:3
>greentexting in game
>netgraph

hello, reddit!

>third lulrd

>Got drunk
>Traded up shit loads of skines
>MFW I lost more than 150$

hehehe

>anime
>clinically retarded
checks out

Damn bro you dumb as fuck lmao. I actually feel sorry for you.

>playing native

just dunk yourself

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>forgot to hang my laundry because I was playing CS
>wont be dry in time for tomorrow
>no clean shorts to play basketball with

FUCK OFF

>not playing skins

twitch
.tv/ryucs

rate my upgrade dudes

>intel
lol

AMDNation Go Green AMDNation

>i7 for gaming
nys

>i7
Why?

>they're on site literally

non-gaming stuff. do you only use your desktop for games? no photoshop, movie editing, or ANYTHING else?

>do you only use your desktop for games?

yeys

>i7 for csgo
>no gpu
Nice priorities brah

kys fatso

>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies

>making movies about cs

Literally what has happened to me
Silver 1 to elite in one week, hope I rank up again soon but I lost a game since Russians refuse to speak English or cooperate

>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies

Nice

>poorfags blood will boil hotter than their shitty AMDware

Was DMG haven't played comp in 6+ months

>silver 4

I was blind drunk top fragging (40 bombs) with pistol no armour

>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG

>buffalo wild wings
>'official home of eleague'
>has waitresses that make fun of viewers and managers that refuse to put the game on

simply epic

I haven't played in a month, I have one headphone, and a new keyboard I am not used. I am your guy, I also awp mostly

we dont play that shit

F N A T I C

threaten to report them to corporate

Are you ready for some epic mouse lifting?

what's up, reddit?

flusha is my favourite player

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>Nuke last map

2-1 please

W-would you jump in?

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yes

>not posting the original

Fucking reddit.

friendly reminder, watch eleague on main monitor and starladder on second for the replays etc.

but i need the second monitor for magog

Any cutebois want a flusha lookalike bf?

Jw is a meme

>having to toggle to beat fucking faze
why are fnatic so shit?

smug pige

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They don't give a fuck anymore huh. Playing like the blatant Wallers in mm.

How do you know they are wallers?

Krimz has a deep sadness in his eyes.

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From knowing he plays with cheaters.

TRICKED

>remember, players cannot see each other through walls
>immediately after a player aims at another through a wall

my fucking sides exploded

Aizy toggling to beat fnatic

why is dennis using the awp

reminder that JW isn't hacking.

LAN cheats?

Wouldn't be difficult to have an aimkey and hide it.

DELET THIS

fnatic should stomp on cobble as well right?

probably
they aren't toggling off even at 13-5 so I don't see why they would on the next map

YEAH

nice choke fnatic