/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Didn't bother to play D.va when I was low level
>Now I'll literally never get the 4-kill ult achievement

I think you can still get the physical version of Origins Edition skin for $48 on Amazon if you have prime. Strike Commander Morrison and Slipstream are both also pretty good.

>playing hanzo

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I always wondered, can you just switch to another hero before you win or during a steamroll to make a certain hero have a high win count with 0 k/d?

you just need to spam play her and hope for a good guy zyra ulti.

>that feel when no overwatch bf that likes anime

look, it's one of those friends who immediately locks widowmaker every time.

>That hero you desperately wanna git gud at, and pick from time to time, but switch off of once you realize you're dead weight

What's their name, /owg/?

Like I said last thread play with a friendly Zarya and wombo combo it.

Anime is for retards

Reaper

>tfw you get potg chimping out as winston and knocking people off the map

Tracer.

I want mei to sit on my face

Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.

After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.

"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.

Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.

The End

are you a a girl or are you gay? It's honestly hard to tell.

I dont understand Lucios right click. Sometimes I send people flying really far but sometimes they barely move. Does it depend on the distance, character or healing/speed mode?

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it depends on if theyre jumping or not
also dont bother with tanks unless theyre reaaaally close to the edge

anime is g ood

im a boy

Pharra
Playing on console sucks, especially when the reason you bought it there was the friends who never play, or when they do they play a game or two get upset then quit.

ban all faggots

does anyone here wanna play with a shitter who'll probably pick D.va 70% of the time

Never change.

anime is like 95% trash my man

Tracer's easy, man. You just gotta be dashing around all the time in combat, specifically when you reload. It takes a while for people to readjust to where you are, especially if you dash behind them.

McCree
I just want to be a rootin tootin cowboy of the west
It's a boy!
There's no cute girls on Veeky Forums!
At least any that would talk to me...

here's a pic from earlier

reported

p-pls no bully

Keep a blink handy at all times and Tracer becomes a lot easier to play.

>tfw Get really frustrated playing this game
>tfw ragequit and say i never want to play again
>end up coming back an hour later

you mad bro? :)

I think they need to participate with the game, that being said though I've got 100 win rate on d.va but I've only played 4 minutes of her.

Widowmaker has a place on every team seeing as she can instagib half the roster from any range.

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>enemy Genji being noisy as fuck behind our Mei and Zarya
>they don't turn even once

>times where you fuck up so hard that you just have to turn off the game and sit by yourself for a couple minutes.

You two need to meet each other. Now exchange battletags.

Every single fucking night I have to SUCK a fucking dick. Every night. I try to come to OWG for some fucking peacfe at mind but every single one of you is a god damn sexual hound.

>Winstons ass this
>Widows bulge this
>Tracers Jaw that

Seriously, F**K off with that, I even hate myself for fucking censor-swearing(CS) but you guys are so messed up.

I play and browse with my son here, but you guys are horrible, not a single overwatch role model in one of you.

I am sick of it all.

you're trash

lol

Roadhog's feet are as big and smelly as burning tires~

>tfw got Thunderbird in a loot crate
>those pigtails
>that face paint

Literally in love

>You will never have Dva swallow your cock and lap up your semen in between matches
What a shame
but user I'm not gay

>your gf will never look at you like you are trash

Why even live senpai to be quite honest.

It's pretty good

No it isn't, it's shit.

If it actually looked like weathered Bastion it would be good.

Instead the robot itself is just painted brown and it looks like it has dollar store Easter decorations covering it.

Jesse
McCree!
Unconsensual sex with Jesse McCree!

So from the pattern once a day we'll get a new fanfic like this and it's only going to get weirder and weirder. Yesterday was pretty tame 76xMercy two part, hang in there everyone it gets worse.

the worst part about this game is that I actually HAVE played with competent teammates before so getting paired with retards just stings that much more

>be roadhog on dorado defense
>have a sloppy start but we hold them off between the first and second checkpoints for a good while
>be consistently landing hooks, grabbing picks and on fire for most of the match
>ask for heals because at this point the enemy is genuinely focusing most of their abilities, ultimates and efforts on me and I'm taking the full brunt of their assault
>our bastion keeps saying "dude just push E lmao"
>explain to him and the rest of the team that I can barely afford to stop and heal myself in the current situation (because I'm literally slaughtering people back and forth)
>eventually, we're at the last checkpoint and shit's going downhill
>our mercy decides to finally stop being retarded and start healing me like the good little whore she is
>we quickly wipe out a good chunk of their team, pressing the advantage and ultimately winning
>16.8k damage that game (new record)
>landed hooks on high priority targets consistently and even through enemies (hooked a soldier through 4 people just as he ulted)
>countered enemy ults and attempts to push with my ult 4 or 5 times
>mercy apologizes at the end of the game for not healing me sooner
>other teammates commend and thank me for my work
>tell bastion to drown in an ocean of robotic dicks at the postgame screen
>mfw people are brainwashed by this meme that you should never EVER heal a roadhog (even when he's pulling a shit ton of weight)

Fuck you, Bastion. And fuck Mercy, fuck that game and fuck everyone on the enemy team. I hope that Bastion has fun when he's stuck pushing E for an eternity in Robot Hell.

here's how I think the Overwatch girls fart.

>Mei and Widowmaker both have Silent but Deadly gas but Widowmaker's is more deadly and Mei's occasionally becomes loud and embarrasses her. There canteloupe asses ferment such a fragrance that makes rumble in the jungle!

>D.Va's farts are pronounced and have their own unique flair, but aren't that loud all the time.

>Phara's is Bassy and loud.

>Symettra has hers be fluctuating between wet and bubbly sounding and airy.

Mercy's got pungent poots and are loud and she feels ashamed about it.

>zarya's got like those kind of tight-ass farts and probably end up more squeaking than usual.

>Tracer's got frequent farts and short farts and is always weirdly and playfully excited to share.

What do you guys think

I think this copy pasta should die and you and fartfag should ship.

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>tfw only 53.7% winrate

yes, enjoy your ban :)

Hello?

I love healing Roadhogs as Mercy. The fact that they have a healer makes them overconfident and encourages them to run into traffic. And I'll harvest ult off their bloody, beaten bodies.

>you can be commended for jump pack kills

Holy kek

Lvl, region?

opinions?
youtube.com/watch?v=JsC8XKf3Gg8

>those two reapers
givin them the ol monkey dick?

>Zen now has 200HP
>it's 100% Shield
Yes/No?

>can't pester the enemy team seemingly forever like other Tracers
>really clumsy with pulse bombs
>limey cunt
>onion-faced slag
>should neck myself

28, EU West

Holy fucking shit mate...

> defending on route 66
> other team runs a train on us, killing us all the time
> they all start shittalking us and going apeshit in the chat
> clock is ticking down
> payload is only halfway across the map
> VICTORY
> everyone on my team: "gg wp"
> entire enemy team getting super assmad
> mfw

weekly reminder that your precious kd ratio doesn't translate to wins. This is an objective-based game and if you're not pushing that objective then you are useless

>attacker on Hanamura
>teammates sitting outside the chokepoint taking popshots
>I get through, 5 of the 6 enemies all run after me and focus me down
>my teammates are just sitting outside the chokepoint shooting at the enemies instead of walking through the chokepoint when there would be literally zero resistance

Synchronicity > Zenyatta Mondatta.

Even though I really like ZM.

wait, you deal damage with shift as memerilla? shit, that could have helped me a few times

Perfect

I don't even know when they switched to Reaper; it might have even been at the very end of the game since I don't remember seeing any enemy Reapers

yes, 50 damage, iirc.
Always try to jump on people.

>Giving a tankbuster who can heal teammates 200 regen health

Oh God no. They need to buff his mobility more than anything. Like a stacking movement speed buff for each X increments of time Harmony Orb is active.

>attack on Numbani
>defense team is set up at the half-way point with turrets and reinhardts
>friendly tracer rushes past them and starts taking the point uncontested
>lucio speed boosts us while the defense falls back
>they all get slaughtered

D.Va a cute

What's the name of the cute grill in the discord?

hey! that's pretty good. I thought I would open it and see some fucked up face like most of fan art, but he nailed that face.

will do, guess he has a couple of heavy donkey kongs to deal that much

Is there any map where 6torb is an actual viable strategy?

I want to bury my face in Widow's butt

Delicious brown!

He makes a little shockwave animation on the ground when he lands. Apparently it hurts people in a really small aoe where he lands.

what butt? shes flat af

>been playing on ps4 since release
>buy it for pc today
>now that i can aim ive only played Hanzo
He is so fun and so good jesus.

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Alright guys, let's create yet another rift in the community.

Where are Zenyatta's eyes?

remember that you can't really aim the jump down though, so you'll have to jump straight up to reliably land on people close to you.
or if you're in a low ceiling area you can just shift forward and let the ceiling knock you down onto people.

Bastion

I know he's secret viable if you reposition often but I suck at finding safe spots and mostly get my kills through ambushes

The Iris