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>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
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>Patch Notes:
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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First for no static
Based new thred
good meowning...
hello
Midlander Masterrace
xth for fucking save me i only need to do one more gubal and then figure out how the fuck i'm going to get my hands on high mythrite and eikon fending gear
catsluts should be purged
Why do you need eikon gear if the weekly limit from Midas is removed?
HECK off
eeeeeh~!? tell me more desu ne
the part where i need an ilevel of 200+ for midas
Mornin'
I queued as the wrong class for levelling roulette ;-;
you literally breed like cats...
back to the streetdancing with you strays!
cant we keep your population in check... god
Excuse me you meme loving fuck. I have never bred at all...
kitty panties
excuse you, at least i dont look like im sponsored by colgate desu
xth for purge the moonies
xth for all u fucking rping fags are pathetic and should stop really LMAO
Lol the Garleans sure kept your population in check
So mean...
Slut panties
wowrood
its not my fault you all spend your time on all fours begging for milk!
My memes are fresh though.
Fresh like that which can only be provided by new all action protection whitening colgate toothpaste!
this guy gets it
Nu-huh!
FITE ME SON YOU WONT NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU
/pet
noone gave you permission to speak
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i am disappointed to share a race with you.
I don't want to kill a member of an endangered species
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>Tfw you're in the PF for ages looking for an A6S page
*Pop* NICE
Stop memeing me
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A6S is ez now though
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I know it's easy. I just want my weekly clear.
I miss my backstab static
Unlike the miqo's who are happy to share their beds with anything that moves
Oh, I didnt know you were mentally challeneged, I'll stop bullying you.
You have been subscribed to Oral Health Facts!
(not that kind, dirty cat)
For new tips and tricks on how to keep your mouth clean every hour!
Did you know, buy not sucking dick every second of the day, cats breath will smell up to 15% less like fish and scum?
Help remove that remaining 85 with the new, improved plaque protecton offered by colgate!
Nice tips. Will you personally show me how to brush my teeth?
>mentally challeneged
>challeneged
:^)
I...wha...
You'll have to take that up with the customer service department...
I think we may have some cats who can offer that service...
au'ra sometimes make mistakes. Sorry.
>make mistakes
I'm gonna pull on your tail for making mistakes
No I want that demo from you and you alone. You keep advertising it.
there's no ' its just au ra
That was the joke...
Which one?
... ... ...
The cats will also offer to taste test the inside of your mouth...!
>Its another Haukke Harem eppisode.
>no qt easily flustered highlander bf
you are the worst salesperson ever.
Purge?
The cute one
But that's any tail of your's
Just returned after a long break and have a weapon question. Im currently using a ilvl200 Eso weapon. What the quickest option for me to get an upgrade for that?
Are you stupid?!? I SAID I WANTED YOU TO GIVE THE DEMO
that's an overwatch character, you can't fool me
Drink more.
Ok sorry
... n-no..
I just work with classy clients! not perverts!
>_
I am drinking but we've wiped to nidhogg twice somehow
the man asked you for a demonstration and you just completely dropped the ball.
I have defeated the sky
>Hands of the product
>Has a hand out
I take it you're the product then?
Guess I'll just force you to demonstrate on me slut.
did they tell you to fuck off from OW so you decided to come here?
degenerate freak
>231 Timeworn Dragonskin Map listings
I just saved a pic I saw from here, I didn't know it was OW.
>almost everything rewarded from the aquapolis is worthless now
finally out of that place ;-;
Blame it on your tank. Or any memelanders present.
>Halatali nm
>Catboy healer
>I use the caster LB on the first boss since the melee is a sprout and isn't using it
>Bitches at me that melee DPS should use it and that it's more "needed" at the 2nd boss which doesn't even have skippable phases
>Tell him that
>You have been dismissed from both the party and the duty.
Epic.
What if i do it wrong!
That is the exact opposite of I earn commission!
>aquapolis
Still haven't been there once.
Time to file a report.
More like cumission.
How long does it take to max out the moogle beast tribe and Vath beast tribe? I just started moogle and I'm almost at rank 5 with Vath.
... you want to force me, to brush your teeth...?
And our staff will be provoked by sexuall harassment!
Continue and you'll be removed from our customer loyalty scheme!
>playing on servers where dragonskin maps and aquapolis mats devaule that quickly
Less than a 100 entries for maps here, and the drops are plenty profitable.
I drank more and now my mouth tastes like metal stuff am I gonna throw up?
Also my former EB invited me to a dungeon with their new EB who was also my friend but now they're EB with eachother and im a third wheel so I said no and im just gonna drink more
This is a shitty customer loyalty scheme anyway.
I'm apparently so ''loyal'' yet I don't receive anything for it in return
It's actually pretty fun content. Complete faceroll but it rewards a decent amount of gil for people like myself that don't craft and have no idea how to make money (Like, I got 3mil from a map that took me to floor 7) and it's just some nice stuff to chill out with and run with friends.
There is only one white frothy substance that I voluntarily put in my body, and that is t-the new, dentist recommended colgate triple action toothpaste!
You should hold off for a little while, maybe get some water user...
Looks like you're wearing our stock across your face. Toothpaste can burn hair follicules if not removed quickly, unless its not actually....
Dirty catsluts just want to be made to submit and be cleaned up by people, i get what you want now...
Nobody has moogle maxed out yet, but I've done it everyday since the patch dropped and I'm only rank 5 I think
>im a third wheel
I think you're taking this stuff a little too seriously.
I'm gonna cum in your toothpaste bottle and you'll never know until you've already brushed it against your teeth
> Halatali nm
> Serious fucking business.
Welp.
B-but why would you do that...
>am I gonna throw up?
What are you drinking?
And I'll run stuff with you if you're on Balmung, for the next 30 minutes or so til my drinking puts me to sleep.
Guess I'll file a complaint at your higher-ups then for not giving me a personal demo...
I'll help this user too while I'm at it!
No i'm gonna drink and you can't stop me!
Probably maybe but it still makes me fell awkward and sad because they were my best friend for like a year and a half
I wanted to make two of those stuffed dolls in the background but Floss Silk is so fucking expensive. :/
As a gift
>They add a HUGE FUCKING EYE to show that you should turn around
>People still get hit by shit like petrifaction still
What the fuck
Yep, sounds like a good plan. Thanks.
Well stay safe user...
I'll be commended for not breaking procedure sir!
And I should bring a lawsuit against you for these threats!
I bet the cool refreshing tingle of colgate all in one would wash the taste right away anyway...
Thank you, but I'm not supposed to accept tips..
I'm not on balmug!
It's captain morgans spiced run with coca cola I don't know much about drinking I just got what my dad had in his drinking cabinet. Drinking always hurts my stomach so I dont do it much.
You gon' get a lot more than the tip
You're the worst! I want colgate from you!
You've been reported to the lawyers at colgate HQ.
The only thing colder than their hearts, is the minty freshness obtained from using colgate twice daily, for icy fresh breath!
The spices in the rum and the coke will upset your stomach, so yea, you may vomit later. Best bet is to not fight it and just heave up all you can, you'll feel better afterwards.
Just drink a pint or two of water and go to bed once you do.
grown men flirting/rping back and forth
>EU hour has become 2 ugly Raen shitposting about shit no one cares about
I almost prefer the dead threads to this shit.
I am a lawyer for Colgate.
I live in north america i'm sorry for ruining your shitty thread experience by being a drunk loner
I might be able to convince management to make a single exception...
isnt that better than paks samefagging
i don't feel sorry for you
oh