DOTA 2 GENERAL ~ /d2g/

Xth for ludwig

God, I'd almost feel bad for Bulldog that he has to play with S4 and Akke.

an actually not shit OP, good job

Guys what does Phoenix's Sun Ray sound like? I was born deaf.

>ALLIANCE

CAN THERE POSSIBLY A TEAM MORE PATHETIC THAN THIS

THEY ACTUALLY CANT WAIT TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ON STAGE IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF GERMANS

I BET LODA IS GONNA GO LOOK FOR SOME SHARIA RAPE GANGS AFTER THIS

nth for

n0farm
n0skill
n0carry
n0tgood

Team?

JUST

why is watching alliance getting dumpstered so satisfying

She needs more art and a mod

I'd actually pay for that mod

both are shit
col are maybe more shit, hard to tell

>that deep dark obsession with N0tail

>HEY GUISE, LET'S DRAFT A PHYSICAL DRAFT AGAINST A TIMBERSAW
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

SHEEVER

"I like this draft from alliance"
t. analyze desk

???

this is fucking terible draft

4ks randoming against organized 7ks

The same way the sun hitting your face sounds like.

M-muh silver's edge prophet!

more like n0good

What's wrong with it?

Because most of them are arrogant cucks.

HOLY FUCK, BULLDOG
HE TRULY WANTS TO GET THE BM CURSE

>bulldog is ragetaunting
>OD is eating it up thinking he's toying with liquid
what a shit caster

seems good because we are indeed your worst enemy

ta cospla?

>is he though?

Blitz is so based.

so they're gonna cut the Bo5 Grand Final tomorrow down to Bo3 again right?
theres no way they can do 2 Bo3s and 1 Bo5

A whole bunch of squishies physical damage against a lineup that has ursa, void, timber, enchantress and phoenix.

With Venge, drow and NP they have really good push, but they will never get the momentum due to Liquids draft

BULLDOG TAUNTS ARE WORKING

What happened that made Leliance the best team in the world again for 2 months?

Bulldog is probably having FUN.

You fucking autistic nigger, not everyone is a bitchy faggot like you

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>It's an "Alliance comes back after d2g shits on them for two threads straight" episode

those are always good

they're the only team that still bothers with rat DotA

looks like some straight outta 6.84 shit with the brew, dazzle, venge.

They drafted drow against a fucking phoenix/ursa/void lineup. Fucking ebin.

Luckily liquid is doing its best to throw this shit.

GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP XDDD

>INT treads
>damageless void
>INT treads
>damageless void

If they were good at dota they wouldn't be analysts.

>those cheers from alliance fangays in the crowd

>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"

naive boy

do you fucking realise that they have a drow on their team?

What would u draft against Liquids team if you knew they would pick those exact heroes?

>ursa blinks in and u cant kill him
>timber jumps in and u cant kill him
>phoenix flys in and eggs if in danger
>void jumps in and u cant even touch him
>ench is literally untouchable

dotards???!?

privet, newfag

>this poo in loo is backstabbing teams left and right and getting away with it and basically you're fucking stupid
>click to find out how

Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3? HEhhehheh me neither.

They totally told us.

Win a TI before you talk

what exactly was s4 thinking?

Is that a dagon on bulldog?

Who is the worst mid in the world, s4 or rtz?

I'd trilane with a Luna instead of a Drow.

>that drow hair cosmetic

shaniqua?

that maybe fata would let him get some pity CS

Anyone not on a pro team

I never see rtz do something like this

>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"

Why has void carry become a taboo?

Seriously, he has a new blink with a short CD, same as AM, the same old glass canon stats, the same ult, and the same bash. So is it really wrong getting an early Bfury and playing him like the old days? Ig anything he farms faster thanks to his new blink.

You should ask alliance what the fuck they were doing, their team is SO bad

You pick Memenaut, Wifestealer and an Elder Pounder as support instead of Dazzle

Jungle Enigma, mid invoker, dazzle+huskar safelane, offlane windranger.

>Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3?

which one?

the latest starladder?

or the world cyber games? LAN that had a prizepool 3 times all the LANs EG has won since TI5?

>it's a liquid chokes an easy win because they don't have a winning mindset, like OG does, episode.

>tfw you will never be this close to soe

what the actual fuck

did he misclick on the minimap?

Is this Bamboecast just some insider joke or are they actually serious?

pick Ta mid

Oracle 5 to disarm ursa
and burst timber

slardar 3

bounty hunter 4
clinkz 1 to kite ursa and ez lane vs void

I love physical damage

>winning mindset like OG

He just doesn't deal damage

>cherrypicking about prizepool after EG won more than every single lan outside of TI combined ez

?

esportsearnings.com/players

she has a man head and small tits breh

I have the same bear color and a blonder hair

wtf, it may look like this?

>Ursa with MoM is finally viable in comp

Is this the SingSing patch?

>that feel when I will never impregnate Soe while she leglocks me and says something in German

why even live

hey!

>tfw no bear

AUDIO OUT OF SYNC REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sheever has better Tits.

moar dps that isn't drow

Lovin these new Blitz images

>Ursa 0 kills in 20 minutes
>Lodasphere

I legit never thought a team could choke more

>finally viable in comp
it was played during shanghai as well

All these dota girls and you're still a virgin?

>it's an "anyone who funposts is Lebanon"episode

>I-Im 3k b-but Im good at this game I-I swear just let me analysist!!

Have they shown fight recap even once this entire LAN?

I dunno, bamboe is the biggest retard memeing manlet in dota. Seems like everyone just chooses to ignore it just to have another "known" name on the panel.

BlitzreactingtoAllianceDraft.jpg

Sheever is a horse faced cunt

This is the button you want lad

Just because they're girls and nerds doesn't mean they'll each take 100+ guys to fuck the whole stadium