Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
Preview: liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510336-esl-one-frankfurt-2016-preview
Stream: twitch tv/esl_dota2
Liquipedia: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
Dotabuff: dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
VODS: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhCH_nPE4JTozqQqM66hlKUVEn-_ek9bI

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE

First!

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

LUL

BigDaddy and OG are going to win this LAN

reminder Col are OUR guys this game because they picked Tony, our Ourest hero

>tfw sheever

Haha there he goes again! Another epic reaction image from the cool n0lans haha!

>Chessie

BY THE DARK PACT!.

Good I want see them TI6, someone will rekt their ass there I hope

>naix feeding

>raging for a fucking boar.

Main tempo hero?

Come again Cap?

who is the literal goddess next to Kelly in the NaVi hoodie?

>He watches non-Chinese DotA

anyone notice how all the dota girls are relatively normal looking girls while all the girls involved in league or overwatch are like purple haired tattood gaymer girls?

>she sees your draft

>tfw no musical hero that can control tempo

>ANELE My name is Jafar ANELE I go to Gay Bar ANELE The service is subpar ANELE Allahu Akbar

Twitch chat is classy as fuck.

dota girls are too socially anxious to want to stand out like that

What is Naga

>he watches soulless snorefests

>She sees your cock

FTFY

>painted on eye brows

when will this meme end

>snorefests
you haven't really watched chinese dota after 2011, have you?

So a muslim goes to a gay bar and says..

SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY!

Soe is cute!

Riot and Blizzard both have political agendas, and to make matters worse, both games have balance issues and league has less positive and negative feedback mechanisms.

The end result is a game that is attractive to special snowflakes because they can pick whoever is top tier at the moment (and top tier in Riot and Blizzard games is usually 2 heroes, with the vast majority of heroes in the worst two tiers) and they never have to get good.

Girls who play dota on the other hand treat it like any other hobby, dota requires effort and doesn't have shortcuts, so it attracts higher grade women.

By the way, she plays for Team Secret

reminder of what yuros have wrought

>Reading twitch chat
Consider killing yourself

not worth it
when was the last time chinkistan won a major tourney anyway
oh yeah TI4 the nobrain deathball TI wow

...

>overwatch player can't defeat a mascot
Well, he's just a 12yo boy after all.

>I did not take power nor did I earn it. It came with my vows. And if I were to break them, there would be nothing left.

What did she mean by this?

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

im surprised the overwatch one doesn't go down desu

playing against an actually good Mei, Widow, or McCree is No Fun Allowed: The Game

why didnt he just knock her the FUCk out

>blitz
>cap
>tobi

>Actually playing Overpriced

don't be toxic and enjoy the waifus

>gg ez

UGH
can we just... not?

>DasItMane.jpg

>NA shitter this mad

but yeah i agree, if it wasn't for these meme metas NA surely would have won everything!

waifu.

is timbersaw the most alt right hero ?
>KEK ! KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

i have great fun in dota just fucking around playing like a 3k in the 5k bracket

If Loda is the most alt right dota pro.

Overwatch
>20 ticks is disgrace for FPS genre
>blizzard shit balance
LoP
>no active items
>20 heroes rotation
>game is more about perfect button clicking then decision making/ teamplay/mind games

Graph is accurate.

Ugh, why do you not like Zarya, user?
Are you such a cis scum that you can't enjoy a strong, empowered woman?

At literally any other time you would be shitting on women and how inferior they are but now it's all "Dota girls are so much better than other girls!" lmao

Reminds me of guys who talk about how hot "our women" are in regards to their country, literally just using them to prop up your own identity. Pretty pathetic

1st for trax=best waifu

>Bisexual chubbychaser

>Butch, pink-haired lesbian
>Nationalist and xenophobe
SJWs BTFO

>tumblr : the hero
literally every fucking hero in that game is a walking stereotype, don't know why people praise it for its """diversity"""

>le oppa dondo falling for the most obvious bait
russians never fail to disappoint me

lmao nice swap artstyle

I'm gonna marry a Dota girl!

But user, SJW are the biggest racist and classist in the world.

>20 tick
lol holy shit I had no idea it was that bad, I remember the god awful 32 tick CS:Source servers before 64/128 tick was a thing, it was a night and day difference, how can one developer be so fucking bad is beyond me

All the boxes are ticked, and that's all that matters.

Guys why is mid Timbersaw suddenly a meta pick?

20 tick is cheaper

Cut them a slack, Blizzard is a small company that never made a FPS before.

>B-but.. muh fun with friends... YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ POORFAG!11

Literally the only deffensive argument I've seen people who like that game present against criticism.
It's like they themselves know how shit it is as an FPS

blue girls=BEST GIRLS

What's the tick on Dota server, anyone know?

You're right, I was mansplaining completely unaware of my innate privilege as a male

Its a good counter to DK and Alch, and all str heroes in general.

Because people started to go mid with meme str melee heroes instead of first picking invoker every game

322

>It's a 20 tick episode

Ugh...

aroundish 30-45

Because it has a relatively high degree of women and non-whites unlike most games, not hard to figure out

Yeah anyone who isn't a white man is just muh diversity quota haha fuck tokenism :)))

like this shit should be so fucking offensive but people eat it up because muh diversity
>pink short haired muscly lesbian
>oh it's nice they put lesbians in the game XD
>rasta black dude with rollerblades and jamaican colors
>asian characters are literal anime waifu tier
>main character is a literal quirky slut like in any fucking sitcom
not to mention all girls are below 30 and attractive, how convenient

what the fuck is a tick?

A parasite

HE POSTED THE MAGIC MEME NUMBER AGAIN CALL THE POLICE HELP I CANT BREATHE

server frames per second

tock :-D

>valve put Na'vi on a honeypot server

...

who's the loli m8?

server refresh rate, kinda

>not to mention all girls are below 30 and attractive
Most of them are well into their 30s, Mercy being 37. Even Tracer's 27 or 28.

I love watching Naix get clubbed to death by Slardar

ASSFAGGOTS HAS BETTER ERVER TICK THAN A FUCKING FPS GMAE

LMOA BLIZZARD ARE ACTUALLY BEYOND SUICIDE WATCH AT THIS POINT ARE AN ACTIVE THREAT TO ALL THOSE AROUND THEME

OVERWATCH SHITTERS PLEASE EXPLAIN TIS SHIT TO ME XD

>that girl with a 8yo body is a 2000 years old demon!
Literally animeme tier excuses LAMO!

>used the magic of medicine to stay young and attractive
>literally frozen in time, how convenient

Yeah sure and Shinobu is 500 amirite?

NAVI
A
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>CoL

think of it like ping/pong or tick/tock, basically how many updates per second are sent between your client and the server, and vice versa (movement, hit registration, etc) for instance, csgo is 60 updates per second, even fucking dota is 30, overshit is 20.

my 7 inch cock demands more footage of that cute slark cosplayer
I dont care if its a girl or boy, looks slippery as fuck, i like it

refresh rate

overpleb takes in 60 ticks but only shows 20 ticks to the user so everything is absolutely fucking cucked the fuck up

on your screen you might dodge a shot and make it safely around a corner but on someone elses screen they might have hit you and the result is always you = dead because overdogshit favors the attacker

blizzard is a fucking joke

>BLIZZARD ARE ACTUALLY BEYOND SUICIDE WATCH
More like over suicide watch LAMO!

A buddy from TF2 bought me overwatch to try and find a game we could both enjoy.

It's not as bad as it should have been, but it's still hideously unbalanced.

Almost all the skills are dota skills, to the point that it's easier to explain balance problems to dota players than it is people who actually play overwatch.

The magnus clone is ungodly, his Reverse Polarity analog is objectively as good if not better than any of the other teamfight stuns in the game, which are jammed onto supports and tanks with worse hp and skills than him. The freezing field knockoff and blackhole knockoff skills do the exact same thing, but for some reason Magnus clone gets best group stun, highest burst damage on his Magnus charge ripoff skill, 3rd highest hp in game, 100% movement speed, and a fucking 2000 damage recharging shield.

They also really really need to justify picking the two supports that aren't the witch doctor clone and the Io clone, game has a version of slardar who amps damage on enemy and lowers damage on your team, but reincarnate, healing aura, empowering haste, and damage boost-overcharge ripoff skill are just too much better.

Game kinda feels like early DotA 1 in terms of balance issues. Too many heroes can do too much and need to split into multiple heroes. In RoC Dota Riki was Riki AND Witch Doctor, "Astral Trekker"(spirit breaker) was Ursa AND Spirit Breaker AND Tiny and CM frostbite, Nightstalker was Nightstalker and DP and his ult was basically 2x empowering haste aura.

Game is fun, but needs lots of work.

Have a windrunner for reading my text wall.

example
faggot shots headshot at 0.1 second
faggot 2 shots headshot at 0.2 second
instead of second guy dies both dies becouse of low tick.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT COL