/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to cuddle Mei.

Which Legendary skins do you want the most and which do you like the least? Personally I want Riverboat and Stonehardt. I hate all of Zaryas and Torbs.

>your m1 spam gets ignored by mercy

At least she got a taste of it

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It used to, but shitters whined until they changed it.

Idea: Junkrat's Martyrdom damages teammates

Why is she so fat and disgusting?

Yeah, but I wonder how the 'support sniper' thing will work. Snipe heals? Debuffs?

the dude was on the brink of death, he was probably either unconscious or wasn't aware of what was happening when she decided to replace most of his body with cybernetics to save him is life

and im not sure myself but a quick search says numbani is a city where humans and omnics live in peace, so he probably just still doesn't feel comfortable there, even though there isnt any tension between them.

Nice aim, bro. You've got some serious skills.

10 million players

>those thick thighs
I want them wrapped around me.

>mercy
>Revives reyes as some fucked up grim reaper
>Talks about how maybe it'd be best if overwatch stayed gone
>good

She conquered death and flies around in angel cosplay. There's an argument to be made for Chaotic Neutral, since she probably has some kind of messiah complex.

Snipe heals would be kind of cool.

No

Though a friendly fire brawl might be amusing

>to save him is life
fuck

> most of his body with cybernetics
Just hope he still has his dick and fucks that bitch every weekend.

>you will never give her the dongzhu
>you will never be face-first in her bushy zou

yo mike are you on some esports team

>Its a Junkrat POTG

JUST-AUGH

>group with a 6 stack in the /owg/ discord
>constant open mics
>spouting memes on mic
>bragging everytime they get a kill then whining every time they get killed
>absolutely retarded hero picks

Worse than randoms. You should feel ashamed.

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You know, I've thought about writing an overwatch webM guide for some time because it gets asked in almost every thread and I keep seeing shitty made bandicam webMs as well.

You now realize that Mercy dressing as an angel is just adding insult on top of her affronts to God.

Wanna make a shirt with this spray
How come the only version I can find on the web does not say "Ich bin euer schild"?

did you used to play quake or wolfenstein: ET a lot? that's some impressive tracking

>not wanting genji to peg you with his robot dick specially made for pleasure

>it's a "their team have zarya + pharah on comms" episode

I-I don't feel like playing anymore...

Please tell me there's a picture of Pharah with the hair photoshopped on her

>playing with people from Veeky Forums

Always a mistake.

>using discord ever
you fucked up.

we've all got you on avoid dude, you're bad company

>have 4k hours in TF2, Soldier main
>not even mediocre as Pharah
>play pretty much only Roadhog and Zenyatta
>change crosshair to bright green dot, come back to Pharah
>PotGs everywhere
>JUST TITS everywhere
HOW?

Just find one of these websites where you can make your own shirts

>You will never hold left click in the general direction of your enemies this well
shit dude

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>Junkrat mine jumps into the objective, and uses the riptire to kill himself and the entire enemy team

I've avoided Veeky Forums discords ever since I tried to do a pick up raid with wowg. Fucking first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

>game actually has aimbot and wallhacks as ultimates
>people are still using hacks for this shit anyway

TILL THE DAY I DIE

>design is an angel
>code name is mercy
>actual name is Angela
REAL FUCKIN SUBTLE

[HOOLY DOOLY INTENSIFIES]

What I've been wondering is, what would make Pharah's mom do bad shit? Is there more backstory on her?

Plaguedoctor/nevermore reaper, sigrun/valkyrie mercy, devi/goddess symmetra, all of zenyattas legendarys, Huntress widowmaker, ultraviolet tracer.

There is no legendary skin I dislike.

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Post last six.

optionally try to define the person by their last six

Lawful good clerics raise dead, too. It's what higher level parties of pcs use when someone dies.

She never really agreed with how Overwatch was pretty much a military organization. She joined cause they were getting huge amounts of funding for research which led her to develop her resurrection ability. Pretty much used a prototype, or something went wrong, when she tried it on Reyes.

CS:GO shits mad that someone holding down M1 beats them

If you were as "skill" as you claim you are you'd have no problem stopping it.

The reaper was the bad one anyway to not track me.

No

i know its nothing special, though i have yet to lose with symmetra on defense anubis; also i played both quake and ET back when they were alive

>Junkrat launches himself in the air and punches a pharah to death

>Playing with people from Veeky Forums who aren't posters you enjoyed talking to or cute girls!
You made a mistake user!
Cute girls or bust!

s76's aimbot doesn't do headshots

>first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

lmao

I get it. Hacks should be legal.

Just spam that your cyka hole is about to emerge. Most of the time people will respond if they are ready with their shit.

>first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.

Why is Trashmouse so fucking satisfying to play?

>Attack on Anubis
>2 Torbs
>2 Bastions
>Zen
>Symmetra
you can't tell me a single way in which you can get that point

ON THE OBJECTIVE
ON
THE
OBJECTIVE
TOUCH IT
TOUCH IT WITH YOUR FUCKING BODY
ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE
ON IT
OOOOOOOOOOOON IT

gg ez

any cs player that gets caught by symmetra should be ashamed, avoiding ambushes is core cs gameplay

im new and that genji achivement was from one of my few times playing as him

i-im a mercy main

i'm just teasing you lad, symmetra's best map is probably anubis too

enemy in the skies

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>Fucking first thing I hear in the voice channel is some guy yelling "What's up cucks!?" while his voice cracks.
Veeky Forums in a sentence

Reapers slow clap is the best emote in the game.

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Not sure, seems like Pharra and her mom didn't get along at all though.

>MOLTEN COOOOORE
>MOLTEN COOOORE
>PASS INTO THE IRIS
>DOO DOO DO!
>DOO DOO DO!

That does sound fucking terrible though.

>EVERYONE IS CUMMING ON ME

I wanna see Mercy trying to even get the tip of Reinhardts massive german steel rod in.

>finally get to my favorite map
>my team: PUG of 5 sub 30s and me, a 50
>their team: 6 man premade of 100+s

>get PotG with him
>quickly press clap
>the PotG cam doesnt turn around

Wasted ;-;

The concept behind this toy pisses me off.
You're basically just making a potato battery with the electrodes hidden somewhere inside it.
You shouldn't be teaching kids that salt water is somehow a source of useful energy.
and yes, i'm aware of how salty i'm being about it

>my whole team is dead
>i know they're death spectating waiting for me to make the game changing play or at least stall long enough for tracer to come in
>i turn my sens up to 100 and start spinning around

Mercy should be removed from the POTG candidates until her ultimate is still in beta testing status.

>hot

>Hanzo complains that you're not contributing to the team enough

>i said genji
thats how little i play him

people being overly chummy and positive no matter how the game goes is more "triggering" to me than "toxicity"

am I too jaded for this

I fucking suck at this game sometimes

he has a tiny shrunken roid dick lmao

I don't know man i used to enjoy it an insane amount but now all i get is zaryas cockblocking me when i'm about to kill their teammates and some freaky tracer counterpicks that dedicate their life on chasing me over anyone else and if i ever shoot them they just recall and repeat til i die

I want to snort a line of cock off of Reinhardt's dick

max you can be paired against is a 5-man premade. ez to beat user :^)

POST THE HERO YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER WITH

pic related

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More like didn't interact. She was hardly there for Pharah, which I think 76 mentions.