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dead general

third for riz~

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whats your nickname, csgog?

Tricerahops

xaNe

guardian

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tfw no cute gotards to play overwatch with

We're all reasonable people here right?
We recognize that every individual differs in small but significant ways right?

Ignoring practice/effort (which are the most important), what differences between individuals explains variation in aiming ability? Natural musculature in the arm? Something in the tendons? The central nervous system?

stfu

Is it penis size?

i fucking hate hobos

riz

it took me a year to notice but i realized that 8/10 times i play CS my arms are tired. 2/10 times my arms feel energetic and it doesn't feel like a chore to flick onto heads left and right in DM.

am i really that out of shape? do people normally get tired 2 minutes into a community DM session or do i need to start lifting weights?

ɹɹɹɹɹɹ

hello?????????? gotards???????????????????????

neck yourself kiddie

Rate my knife

stfu lil bich ass n*gga

Is there a way to make CSGO alt-tab faster when running in true fullscreen mode? I have it installed on an SSD and no other programs running. Still takes about 3 seconds to tab out of the game and 5-10 seconds to tab in.

>CH
>not a blue gem
take that knife and nys with it

*posts smug anime image*

>butterfly knife has decreased in value by $20, probably because of the new skins

neck myself

It's Source engine, there's nothing you can do.

Source 2 soon™

R-rude

lose weight fat boy

fuck off slime

You again
Fuck you I'm fit as fuck

would valve making 128 tick servers put esea out of business

blizz made 20 tick servers and BTFO valve

lmao okay fatty boy

>implying u need good servers for a shitty game

nah valve has made way more money than blizzard off the same 16 year old game

i want fatposter to frick off

But TF2 tabs in and out in about 2 seconds and that's still source 1.

lose some weight tubby

back off?!!?!?

Sorry, mbad

It's Source engine optimized for consoles.

There's nothing you can do.

im watching rocket power right now ama

>duo queue
>lose
>solo queue
>win
huh?

>page nine
i hope you all kill yourselfs tbqhfamsmh

i'll be rollin with big o someday

>not naming it after a betting site

spotted the pleb

Seriously? I can dm for over one to two hours no problem

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids
On the street outside

When you walk into the room
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love...

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

t0m

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>they're not A
>they were actually A

Dead

pray for my nigga brax

fuckin dead general
migrating to >>>/d2g/

no! go to nsunsg! we have cuteboys!

free brax

free my nigga brax
and everyone else too

>steel has more viewers than dazed playing overwatch

WHY IS THIS GENERAL SO FUCKEN DEAD

DID OVERWATCH REALLY KILL CSGO?????????

Pretty much, yeah.

Out of my circle of cute friends, I'm the only one who touches csgo anymore on a weekly basis. Ranks are smfc, lem, and le.

Honestly speaking? They're just sick of the uncontrollable aspects of csgo. Jumping awps, running pistols, headglitching, blatant no-fucks-given cheaters, and a non-communicating valve. Ah well.

ez 4 ence?

I faced a MG for the first time today. He actually wasn't very good and we won. How underwhelming.

rate my ebin meme

That's just you maybe, mine's tabbing in in 2-3 seconds. Source is shit engine anyway.

k0ne

Dont let him get to you user, i know youre cute and slim!

If it makes money don't fix it -Valve

saving this thread from the abyss for no reason

When will they learn?

>Only use krieger
>MFW enemy team gets super butthurt about it

kek

puu sh/pxRqw/e5edd64d3a.webm

He says hi

Hi

Bad THRU IVY

one hell, one hell
um no question mark
he was

haha jesus christ
they literally look like children

i thought this was an r rated game

>/cuteboys/ wont load
what do I fap to now magog?

tfw playing overwatch has ruined my ability to click heads in csgo

Exactly, ever since I started playing ow I've been playing like shit in csgo and cant aim AT ALL. Its really annoying

At least I can honestly say csgo doesn't matter to me anymore. Now it's just something I play to take a break from ow.

Still a shame I can't aim anymore

I'd say /r/traps on reddit but they let fat retards and really ugly idiots post and upvoted to the front page.

fat people ruin everything desu

Anyone watching dreamhack? Really looked like aimlock

I'm done with this series dude, call me when the next one's on cause that was brutal

It was a stupid flash. Throwing it ahead of him makes it super obvious he isn't going to peek with it.

Both Immortals and ENCE were abusing it.

guys my gf keeps telling me to stop coming to csgog and to play csgo less I have to hide that I'm posting here I don't feel comfy help

get a bf you dumb dumbo

>Get ESEA yesterday
>This smooth ass feeling
>tfw everybody always talks and explains how you fucked up
>tfw I can just assume that nobody's hacking instead of feeling like somebody's fishy everytime they pull off a nice shot
>mfw hitting those fucking shots that I swear would never have hit on MM
Dear God, I can't go back. It's like a different game.

(good goy has been upgraded to ESEA insider for this post)

my experience with esea was awful tbqh, everyone tries to bait you, the servers are really bad, literally everyone is rude and their client is literally a botnet

Nice ESEA shill. Its horrible, everyone baits like fuck to get muh epic frags for the epic rws. Can you not? Prime mm is fine

Please tell me how prime fixes anything.

Removed 80% of the smurfs/hackers? Seems fine to me senpai

That isn't a problem and thats also not true.

>adding prime matchmaking before the casual side of the game is fixed

Imagine grinding those 20 levels as a new player. Another very shortsighted update from Valve.

hello gold novas

Yes it is

XD