/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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i am constant
i am real

i am invisible
*disappears*

i am

*is*

nth for Vibri is a pedophile. If he had rolled for them, he wouldn't gotten themed names for both items.

>no one else in the thread has joke names

>I-it's just a joke
Yeah, no. Joke names are pinto names or when you roll for it, not bragging about how much you love shotacon.

how come there are only good looking girl scouts?

What the fucks a pinto?

tfw xionxang bullies you

i have a rolled name on my scattergun

>/tf2g/ gets trolled again

Um... hai. S-sorry for intruding. ;-\
I'm... I'm l-loking for a chat and/or play pal, please don't be upset.
A-, also... please be warned, I uh... I'm a "weird person, sorry.
J-just thought I'd warn you, so sorry. .....Add me, I-I guess. Only if you want, though, sorry.

...

>Not knowing who pinto is

It's amazing because as far as I can tell vibri hasn't done anything to earn this hate, yet people here jump on him at every chance and make themselves look retarded

id?

>vibri
>pinto
>xionxang
who

>I-I was just trolling, I'm not really a pedophile or anything XD
You're such a sad and strange little man.

t. vibri

gay people are more likely to be pedophiles
thats statistics, look it up

shut the fuck up vibri you pedophile scum

>everyone is vibri
This paranoia is amazing

>damage control
absolutely epic

>epic
epic

control me

Why on earth would you brag about being a pedo?

what is this new meme where people act like they don't know what words mean

>meme
what does that mean

what is this new "what is this new x meme" meme

when will this meme end

what is this new "meme" meme

meme meme meme memepost meme meme

>meme
nice meme

what am i

a living meme.

memes

>dont like someone
>actively give them as much attention as possible
I dont understand this mindset

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taco

We need some 4 AM drama to spice the thread up, that's all. When he posted it before no one gave a shit except that one guy who called him gay.

Seems reasonable that someone who has already come "out of the closet" on one of those issues would more readily admit the other. I don't think you can draw any conclusions.

draw me

I am still bewildered at the fact you seem to be under the impression that you're offending me. You sure love to talk, and be the hypocrite on everything you have typed thus far.

>seems reasonable that gays are more likely to be pedos
Wow

>coming out as a pedophile

Things that rarely happen: The Post

/r/iamverysmart

Most people won't admit to being a pedophile, especially not when it can be traced back to them, for pretty obvious reasons.

What the actual fuck are you trying to say?

( つ^・ω・^)つ

What's worse pretending to give a shit but not or taking pride in not giving a shit?

does my tf2gfu give a shit about me

[this]

*jumps from building
*dies*

[this]

What I said was it sounds reasonable that the data would be skewed by people's drive to seem "normal".
Such comprehension. Much logic.

apreciate it

>I don't think
I believe it

*doesnt apreciate it*

um

oh bend you backs and row me lads and take me to me whale

He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it

why do people pretend trickstabs don't exist

like I get the whole "spy mains are edgy teenagers" thing but how can you deny that trickstabs are an actual thing that exists

Bend your backs and row me lads and take me to me whale...

someone post that webm

why does my tf2gfu pretend i don't exist

watch your back because the next man is coming

Don't I remember from this a game?

who is your tf2gfu

26dollar

Will you be mine? I like to pick scout and spy. Who are your favorite classes to play as?

Trickstabs?
Oh, you mean Valves dodgy hitboxes

...

tbqh famiglia the fact that a spy can backstab you even if he's right in front of you just makes the whole mechanic counterintuitive as fuck, more than trickstab they should call it abusingvalveincompetence stab

>scout runs to me begging for heals
>try to crossbow him
>he keeps adadadadada'ing so I cant fucking hit him
>decide to just pull out my medigun
>get the beam on him
>he runs away after a second
>out of my reach
>comes back, still yelling medic
>try to crossbow him again because I have shit to do
>he keeps adadadadadada'ing
>get fucking headshot trying to heal this scout
>he calls me a shit medic
>get to spectate him while respawning
>hes one of those shitter scouts who says "Way to go, pally!" after every kill
>complains when I ignore him for the rest of the game
>tries to kick me twice

i play scout and im shy

are you me

human you should try overwatch. it has a lot more fun characters to play as, and the people are nicer. it's a new shiny game as well, and I'm sure the community would love you!

human you should ignore what that guy just suggested and let us love you instead of overwatches inferior community. The tf2 community wants you here.

youtube.com/watch?v=w-LLsuSe3Es


no matter what anons, i think you are cool people and deserve to have a good day

stsay safe or something

*strays*

this game is dead. take notes drawings

How do I get better at medic?

dont go for meme arrows
generally heal the people that are fighting not the ones in the back
buff scouts

t. scout

>dont go for meme arrows
What?

dont go for arrows youre likely to miss
its far better to keep the healbeam connected so you dont stop building uber

>he means crossbow shots

the scout
the soldier
the sniper
the medic

arrows give Uber now. also, if you can save your demo or soldier with an easy arrow, just go for it. communication is key though. if you're trying to arrow someone, tell them to walk straight or something when they're trying to get an arrow

You dont win the lottery if you dont play

Oh I know this! So you have to practice your ability to dodge incoming fire while keeping your healing target alive and you need to be aware of your surroundings. How? Play the game duh. The hardest part is learning where the enemy will be on different maps. That takes time and experience from playing those maps multiple times. After a while you'll learn what to expect from players and you'll be able to predict enemy movement and that'll help you understand when to look out for sentries and common ambush spots and when you should pop ubers and stuff like that.

Seriously just play the game a bunch and pay attention to what other people are doing and you'll get better at this game as you pick up on how other players behave.

>arrows give Uber now
they dont if you miss them

as you said communication is key

dreamhack is live again

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I think i might have found someone more autistic than /tf2g/

Is that autism?

Hobro...i makeit

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