Dotards 2 thread the /d2g/

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Dota 2 has Fat bois

>Na'Vi play fun dota.
>Na'Vi are winning.
Literally everyone wins, as OG also plays fun dota.

I'm glad TL is in the shitter since they play so dry 'n boring dota

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>20 ticks of fatness
no m8

ESL panels are the worst

>butchered op
reported and hidden ty

pretty meta, dude

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

I just want to see EG fucking DEMOLISH Alliance in TI6.

>not a dendi hero XD
I've been hearing this meme since like 2012 and with the recent navi's resurgence it doesn't seem to die down at all.
Dendi is a 6.7k midlaner whose performance is below average, not some star player like Miracle, why is pointing out which hero is "Dendi's" important?

why eufags cant accept that EG will get the newbee treatment?
they already talked with volvo about roster change before getting back univ

>NA EG
defending
>Eu Liquid NaVi OG
because no one else in eu can beat these 3
>China Newbee LGD VG.R
We need 3 chinks team WHY? because chinks are better than the 3 regions except Liquid and OG
>SEA MVP
they cant invite 2 SEA because the qualifier will get 2 pinoy team
guaranteed free win

total of 8 and 2 slots per region

NA CoL DC
Eu Empire/AF/A/Kaipi/Memecret
SEA Fnatic/pinoyteam
Chinks CDEC/VG/iGvit/Wings

I want to see them demolish Secret

Too bad Memecret won't even make it to TI6 because Puppey has his head up his ass and thinks he's better than NaVi

og vs navi next, why even bother? does anyone think that navi is going to surprise us at all?

Um................

Dotards?

>literally doesn't play dota any more
>still the most correct analyst

Care to explain dotards?

We can expect some high tier memes.

you don't have to play to be good at talking about the game

>panels were introduced to mask ridiculous MLG delays
>"Fucked up version of lord of flies" is now a standard and delays games from starting

>lol is literally a dota 2 mod now

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Keep dreaming boy.

>gras
>tfw you'll never Foie Gras your fav doto

>Maelk gets 60% of his prediction right
praised
>AA constantly gets 80%+ right
Unknown

reddit would explode if eg got invited and thats the only reason why they wont

also if ppd talked with valve and knows he is invited talking about how they are bootcamping for open qualies wasnt a smart idea then

>""""""predicting"""""" a navi win just because they have fans and it's "hype"
>analyst
This meme of """"""analysts"""""" """"""predicting"""""" obviously unlikely things will never end will it?

How mad will /d2g/ be when EG get an invite anyway because reigning champions

>there's no one even close to their levels of charisma in any of the esports titles
Why?

this makes me want to install wc3 again for the custom games
somehow dota2 customs just dont have the same feel to them =(

Honestly Na'Vi has like 1% chance to win and 20% chance to not get 0-3'd.

>reddit

who gives a fuck?

>what goes up must come down

what did Jeff Goldblum mean by this?

>DOUBTING

>win early game
>try to go high ground mid game because our lineup is worse than the opponents ultra late game
>my teammates have no idea how to siege and dies when we try to take the towers

this have happens in almost every game, give me ez strats for high ground pls

Nick is too professional and experienced for this industry

Ditya Ra has been great and all, but deep down I want to ride Xbocts crazy rides again.

The movie willl be hyped through the roof, only to crash and burn

suggesting paid mods was a mistake

valve does

reddit literally runs this game and valve time and time again does everything to please them

This is going to be a brutal and boring 3-0. Real finals was the first semi-final series.

Hit the rax while your teammates dive in? Not sure what exactly is happening

I just want Poopey back

this Team Secret meme has gone on long enough

wtf is this map

I want to go back in time and watch IdrA play again

>play a mediocre game with dota stream in the background
>game turns out to be great so I can't play it with distractions anymore

>doubting

yeah im doubting even harder than when they lost against VGR

Fuck. That was so hype.

its a meme map

puppey actually hasn't had as much success on secret as he did on navi surprisingly.

Their only good run was that 3 lans or so before ti5 then they went to shit.

Why are so many position 4 players so fucking good? Is it actually the most important role now?

>cr1t
>jerax
>zai
>sonneiko

Puppey is just badKuro now. You can thank all these honeypot carries for that.

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High impact, lots of possibilities with play making, hero with lots of mobility, or benefits greatly from mobility. Think QoP, Puck, WR, TA, Invoker. If you follow Na'vi games for a while, you can 'get' which heroes are Dendi-esque.

I was going to play a game of Dota today.

Problem is I forgot which hero I wanted to play, can d2g help me remember?

Unfair since 2011-2013 Na'Vi is probably one of the best DOTA 2 teams of their respective eras..

>NAmerica
>South NAmerica
>NAurope
>NAsia
>NAustralia

Give me those cringe (You)s you dumb redditors.

dondo is a pathetic excuse of a meme

how can any of you like this slav shitter

>zai

He hasn't performed this year yet pls wait before calling him anything at all

darius

>people try to hail him as the only good person on the team
>he says it's not just him, it's NaVi as a whole
>people still hate him

cr1t is the only one that doesn't choke hard

It's Rubick, The Grand Magus.

flint beastwood

Damn Fly looks nervous
Does he hate crowds?

>IT is 'user gets angry at Dendi having fun with friends while he travels the world with friends and plays dota around the globe' rerun

B I T T E R

>want to play dota
>want to also watch match
what do i do? fugg

I guess he got tired of sorting out internal issues and went to secret hellbent on kicking anyone at the first sign of trouble

This hair is un fucking real

I want to impregnate the one on the left

>ameribalds

>one of the best
Literally the best during those times.

I scrimmed against EG twice

Jesus christ who gave that guy the mic

If I scream it's hype right guys?

Lets start it together.

how can you hate him when
youtu.be/bKg_N_s5x28?t=32

Are you this edgy?

Who comfy here?

batrider IRL

Looks like Batrider...

Does anyone have any other pictures of my future wife?

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES

need to mute when this shitskin is talking, can't deal with the cringe

>lets start it together
s-start what?

look at those teddies

l m b o

ye

IT.

DOUBTIMUX MAXIMUS
DOUBTIMUX MAXIMUS

DOUBTIMUX MAXIMUS

lmao

>german flag in the audience

oy vey