/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

I'm going to marry Papa and force him to impregnate me. Then I'm going to murder him in his sleep and abort the baby

>no INTJ

Why not just skip straight to killing?

I want Phili to protect me!

What ever happened to Becca?

I'm going to tickle Ciri's gonads!

Reminder that Nilfgaard deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition it's perfect just the way it is.

What are those?

Dettlaff is the best defender but that chart is pretty shit like all the rest of these things

O'Dimm is just plain cheat mode though

>no intj
>annarietta is "extremist"
>half of them are mentally ill and shitty representatives of their personality type

Wise dwarfposter

>tfw have the same personality type as detlaff
If I was an american I would probably end up as a schoolshooter or something.

OFFICIAL UNBIASED WAIFU TIER LIST

>elder god tier
Philippa Eilhart
Annarietta

>worth selling your soul for tier
Iris

>god tier
Dijkstra
Triss
Yen
Priscilla
Keira Metz

>great tier
Yoana
Vivienne
Irina Renarde
Both of the Tilly girls

>okay tier
Margarita Laux-Antille
Lady of the Lake
Eveline
Ingrid Vegelbud
Ves

>too crazy, but still worth tier
Syanna

>mediocre tier
Louisa La Valette
Cerys
Saskia
Var Attre twins
Sasha

>awful tier
Birna
Elsa
Tomira

>oh shit nigger what are you doing tier
The Witch of Lynx Crag

>literal shit tier
Fringilla Vigo

Idiot mantletposter

> INFP
> Annarietta
> Lunatic

Whut?
Go suck Saskia's tits, you midgets

Just for you, user.

>tfw got the detlaff roll

>god tier
>Triss

>no Becca

Roll for qt's

>Dijkstra

What does Yennefer smell like?

...

sewage and decaying corpses

...

DELET THIS

roll

i better get keira desu as she is clearly best girl

nth for Annarietta

Lambert's prick.

>has to post some shitty fan art because her ingame model is so awful

Phili for you

>no Ciri

Lambert and Geralt are ______

Dijkstra will always be the cutest.

If only he didn't go full retard in Reason of State.

Not a waifu.

best friends

is this a ruse? can you actually dismantle monster mutagens?

it's not in the alchemy screen, dismantle screen at smiths or in the inventory. i googled it and didn't get jack shit

you're fucking rusing me aren't you

brothers

BROS
SHARIN DA HOS

crossing swords in private

REMINDER THAT LAMBERT KEKED GERALT IN WITCHER 1 WITH TRISS

i hope she isnt mean to me

i cant deal with bullying to any extent

witchers
yes, I am the life of every party

actually fucking true.

>triss
Who cares

>Ciri
>not a waifu
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

the alchemy bench at Corvo Bianco

it's called sharing you faggot.
there is nothing wrong when it's between bros.

I hope I get papa!

no he didnt shut the fuck up

I want people who sexualize Ciri to leave and never come back.

Lambert really fucks everyone Geralt's touched, huh?

Pricks.

make me

triss is a side bitch and a slut
who cares

In Witcher 1, the house where Triss lived, you could find footsteps outside of her window. And during Witcher 3 at Kaer Morhen, Lambert asks about how Triss is doing to Geralt, and during the drinking game they asked if anyone jumped out of a lovers window, and Lambert says he did because he didn't want to hurt a close friend.

Beating Lambert at Gwent gets you the Triss Merigold card.

...

fucking hell... as if the crafting costs of grandmaster gear wasn't enough i have to get MORE thousands of orens to get my mutations

i'd like to know how cdpr expects me to get thousands of orens when a contract pays at most two hundred???

>Witcher Kings will never update

>he doesn't sexualise Ciri

Even her papa does that.

Now she's ALL GROWN UP

Well shit

JUST

Screencapped for future generations btw

you mean Ciri
>being a fucking poorfag
i can't even spend all my money.
always end up buying exploding bolts.

Round of Gwent perhaps?

you got any with Fake Dad and Ciri?

There is already a screencap from the original post on reddit

Farm bandits and sell their swords

I wish Yennefer was my gf

I meant just modelswapped gameplay footage.

Vesemir's ghost in going to haunt you tonight

me too shed be a great gf senpai

>just finished B&W
The Witcher 4 is just around the corner right?

Doesn't he actually admits this shit?
Dunno if I heard him say it to Geralt personally, or to Eskel and Geralt only overhears it, or I just dreamed about it, but I would fucking swear I did hear him admit it...

Don't worry. Papa won't kill you until you've sired his heir.

>Lambert fucks Triss
>while he's in Kaedwen, looking for salamandras
uhhh

O-of course my wife! :3

Stop wishing and make it happen!

>What are portals

>she's not real
>i'm real
how

>Lambert can open portals
He deserves Triss if that's true.

>tfw just finished The Witcher
>tfw dat Epilogue and ending

user meant to encourage you to be a 3D artist. VR system are around the corner anyway.

What does Lambert's prick smell like?

Soon VR will make us be able to fug Ciri as Papa

What is the most fun build?

plenty of manipulative, resentful sluts in the sea

:3

user, make Yen real! Or what said, that works too.

Triss

Triss

Lambert fucks Triss before Geralt
Geralt fucks Kiera before Lambert

POTTERY

Lambert's bodily fluids

FINAL WITCHER 3 POWER RANKINGS

>Literal Goddess tier
Yennefer
Ciri
Priscilla
Rosa var Attre
Sweet Nettie

>Great tier
Anarietta
Cerys
Ves
Fringilla
Tomira
Edna var Attre
Irena Rinarde

>Okay tier
Philippa Eilhart
Shani
Lady of the Lake
Iris
Witch of Lynx Crag
Tamara Strenger
Corinna Tilly
Anabelle
Vivienne de Tabris
Eveline Gallo

>Mediocre tier
Syanna
Keira
Skellige Succubus
Yoana
Sasha

>Awful tier
Louisa La Valette
Salma
Margarita Laux-Antille
Sarah
Birna
Vienne
Elsa
Ingrid Vegelbud
Patrica Vegelbud
Jutta an Dimun
Amrynn

>/v/ Shitposting tier
Brewess
Weavess
Whispess

>Literal Shit tier
Triss

I'd rather fug Papa as Ciri.
And Geralt.
And Eskel.
And Roche.
And Hjalmar.
And Olgierd.
And Dettlaff, for curiosity.
And Eredin, for the lulz