/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>Start of shift
>Build Spooky Library with not lights
>Bookshelve halls
>Wooden doors
>Unfortunately there was no botanist, and I couldnt get blood or pumpkins.
>Chef wouldnt respond
>Finish up the library
>Start read a feminist critique of the Changeling over the intercom
>Its a huge essay
>4 paragraphs away from finishing and sec shows up and shuts everything down
>Mind projtect the rest of the story to the Assistant who yelled the most on comms about the reading
>Vox enjoyed the reading
>Finish reading
>Xenoarcheologist shows up
>Spend rest of shift chilling with Xenoarch in dark corner of library with masks, and swords.

Robert E. Lee did nothing wrong

how do you crack safes?

Miner here, decided to start sending random people some money
I awarded some surgeon with 1k credits, wasn't sure who to give some money next

>Miners
May not bring in a profit or may splash it all on mining goods. That is if they do get back first time.

Not being able to build Cargo it's own currency/ability to spend makes QM a kinda pointless job if all you're left to do is hope some Miner will drop you a welfare check.

Also wouldn't it fit the """"lore"""" for Centcomm to reward the station for a steady supply of plasma sheets sent to them? Given the minerals abundance on the roid demand for plasma on the station itself is rarely an issue, particularly to RnD itself.

Sorry about that pepperspray buddy
But orders are orders

go right until you hear noises
go more right
go right until you hear noises
go more right
go right until you hear weird noise
go left
go more left
go more left

I think its more the issue of. I work in the place that allows me to order things to experiment and construct as its main benefit and the people who actually have the money to experiment and make orders are miners when they get Roid Rich.

I think I need to start going to roid at round start till I make atleast 10k and then start my shift.

>tfw no qt vox gf to embrace in the incinerator

With a stethoscope, luck, and the blessing of General Stonewall Jackson

>be a traitor
>happen to need theater access and there's a gigantic line in front of the HoP
>strip the clown's ID and quickly grab it from under his feet
>run to the theater and get my costume, run to the clown and throw his I'd back at him
>clown, "HALP CHAPLIN HAS PICKPOCKET GLUBS HE TREYTOR"
Of course it was golfer45

Why didn't you just ask the clown?

Why would I ask the clown?

here's a idea
istead of a taser, secs should start with a simple 9mm pistol loaded with beanbag bullets
tasers should be acquired in security

Okay.
Why?

because i like ballistic weapons

Aside from giving our server something unqiue for security?
Ballistics would make gunfights more tactical - no more people able to just hide behind windows/snipe people from space unless you got lasers from RnD/Armoury
Gives us an oppertunity to use more of those weapons we never see unless it's a wizard round and the wizard's not a tryhard.

So assistants can call human harm more.

More ballistic weapons would be cool but A) that's going to end up in all Sec Officer lockers being ransacked and zero tasers left whenever there's 3+ people in the dept and B) where are you gonna get more beanbags nigga

EGUN RECHARGE PACKS WHEN
WHEN
W H E N

>only play this game for your waifu
>they barely know you exist

just fuck my shit up

That's easy

remove all tasers/make them RnD research only

mainpulator/printer machines in security take magazines and refill them with rubber bullets. Works the same way then that they wont recharge with no power like current tasers work.

have lethals in the armoury, printable at hacked autolathes, ordered in. Replace laser rifles with bullpup assault rifle/submachine guns/combat shotguns/

Lasers/plasma/electric tasers becomes research only

Officers will still have batons/flash/spray/grenade/bola.

HoS/Captain gets a machine pistol with burst fire. Keep the captain's laser, or make it a cool thing or some meme gun or something like the guns of the patriots

You know the drill:
Your name and your waifu's?

9mm beanbag pistols should be added atleast to the RD list of weapons
>3000 metal 600 glass
Ammo would be printable in regular autolathes and Protolathes
>but mechanics and science can make stun revolvers and rifles in seconds
Well, but a non-lethal/non energy based weapon, which also wouldn't have the recoil from larger ballistic guns could be useful in different ways
>people with ablative
>emp wizards
>tasing-inmune people
It would work mostly as a side arm for extreme cases, and it could be considered an acceptable-to-have gun by people in their department in case of shitters for example.

Stun Revolvers could be a little more expensive too

I also think there should be a bigger number of non-lethal weaponry available for manufecture, so its not either "Stun" or "Inmediate murder"

People who wear their weapons in public when there is a low threat is a pain as sec, if people had the choice of shittier but less dangerous weapons maybe people would not print guns at all times

And we could even have some "militia" gimmick that won't evolve mass murderers, hell, its even vigilante-gimmick worthy

Pete Zuh
Flare

Kill yourself waifufaggot

>RD weapons

So you mean never printed and with security chewed out for daring to ask for them?
How often do you see officers using stun revolvers? They can even open the crates themself and science still refuses every time.

Even scientists have assault rifles, so they wont use your pistols too.

>telling people to kill themselves for having a waifu in a waifu game

I mean that this could be useful for the typical excuse of "its for self defense!"
As a mechanic i always ask sec if they want stun revolvers
>waifu game
what?

Waifus are the lifeblood of SS13.
Before them we had the dark ages of goones and poo and it was terrible.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2602

>science refuses
nigga when i'm manning RnD any sec can ask for stun revolvers and i'll never deny if we have materials for it

behead all roleplayers

fart on all assistants

>traitor item: Guns of the Patriots
>Fires like a hive hand but not shit
>Makes the user yell 'BANG!', ''BANGBANGBANGBANG!" etc etc that comes up on radio headsets they're wearing a la hulk
>Suiciding with it makes everyone in screen range pass out, puke (inluding the user) and generates an EMP
>Mime weapon? They'd be valid anyway

>slip someone
>they fart on their face before you can

No we had regular ss13 where people killed each other

>I could ask for limited use rubber pistol
>Or I could ask for a rechargable instant stun revolver

Hmmm....

You'll need to look to the detective's revolver for reasons it wouldn't work out. Any shitter getting shot with a rubber bullet will see that they've dropped below 100% and Ahelps and borg tasings will follow.

t. user age:

>not having a fart macro

Why are roleplayers the new boogeyman?
Reminder that this game is literally a roleplaying game

>I could use laserguns that can be EMPd by a wizard
>Or I could use a 9mm pistol that is immune to emps
Hmmm....

We're a low rp server you know?

My account was made in march 2012

Alternative version: all weapons in sight range will fire instead.

Low RP =/= no RP

serb

Wake me up inside

Slovenia?
You still alive?

serb is kill?

>serb crashes two rounds in a row

>Bird wins 5 fights in a row
>server dies
I wish chem didn't die so I could actually properly treat the fighters.

>see the message about the flesh arm snapping and retracting spammed
>game crashes
what did you do borer

Low RP is distinct from No RP in that low rp's rule is don't be a faggot. No RP means faggotry welcome as long as you know the admins.

>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0

youtube.com/watch?v=F7I63sRGsTw

Dead Serb

Deficiency Confirmed Deficient.

But this isn't an issue. All of security always grabs the combat shotguns. All of science always hands out the assault rifles.

If you want ballistics in security, you have to go all the way and remove tasers/lock away laser weapons to research and change all of the officer's loadouts. You can't pussyfoot around it

might as well just print an assault at that point

well since the server crashed im going to get this OOC out of the way;

dont play MoMMi untill you understand the basics and advanced of engineering and atmospherics

and please stop using LOOC like crazy to communicate with me after i try to unfuck your shit.

not trying to be mean but yeah.

>It crashed again

>that cheating fucking vox in the rage cage

Next round I'll talk to my waifu!

LET'S MERGE MULTIBORERS GUYS WHAT CAN GO WRONG

>I tried to find Yayachi and ended up only finding some dead guy in processing

>no idea if anyone even bothered to revive him because no one else was going to looking for yayachi.

youtube.com/watch?v=igbPV0GeQQM

Might want to add a qualifier that DERELICT MoMMIs are perfect for people wanting to learn.

>Doing fight nights when medbay only had one dedicated employee to do all the surgery/cloning/cyro/stub toes
why

The mommi bashed his head with the fire extinguisher and then killed his brain.

No such thing as cheating in the rage cage.
Anything goes.
I even encouraged combat drugs.
But seriously stop breaking the fucking windows I had to run around with silicate sprayer everywhere god damn.

>Be grey
>Build showers at arrivals
>Turn them on
>Oh t.t.t.his is suprising

chloral was never explicity mentioned in the rules
I only cheated vs the Dionae, it was a meme fight anyway

>shitter breaks in my workplace
>got a rifle
>he is shitting everything up
>shoot him
>he bleeds to death and dies
>bwoinks and ahelps

>shitter breaks in my department
>does shitter things
>have beanbag gun
>shoot him and tose him out
>he cries for sec
>show them your gun
>guy is in perfect health
>he gets arrested

Tasing can be considered "lethal" and people cry a lot about them, plus i rather have crewmembers using shorter stuns with very little damage to having a gun that when shot, can mean the dead/spacing of someone most of the time
window smashing is kind of cheap, yeah

I was the Oakman

>using needles in a cage match

What was he doing? I knew he was up to some shit when he actually beat a diona

You the CE?
What crazy shit did the MoMMI do with the SME?

>chem dispenser flatpacks now need uranium to produce
Why? Who thought this was a good idea?

The crashes aren't even from that anymore, I fixed all the runtime errors.

The newest batch of thousands of errors seems to be from Bauds moving every chem id from a string to a define, since no one else has touched chemistry recently.

It's literally fucking random what materials they need every shift.
Mechanic mechanics are fucking stupid.

I chloraled the Dionae when I realized I was about to loose my winning streak

did the loop wrong, it wasnt even a loop, didnt set the vents to max either, some other stuff.

anyway i looked at the console and it was at 1300K almost instantly and then he tried to space it when i was cooling it off which made things even worse.

I was lagging hard during the diona fight
didn't realize I was cheering while he got rekt, poor guy

>perfectly happy to fight a nymph
>pussy out when you have to face it when it becomes fuckheug

>chloral in a cage match

Your leg is going off desu

I just updated my BYOND client and now I am getting Connection Failed when I try get on the server.

What am I doing wrong?

I got meme'd to death by a radiation on touch artifact in the maze created by that miner ddrill. Even i did not know where the fuck i was until i ghost'd

>finally roll xeno antag
>easy peasy get an AI and escape
>no chemistry so i have to ask admins for slime species and i can't unleash an army of rabid slimes
>go around shocking doors instead
>server crashes again

You're a fucking faggot.

Have you installed any borers?

>first people think me and Sood are the same person
>then some guy thinks I'm icantthinkofanameritenow
>then people think I'm Jeroen
>now I'm Comic
I don't understand

it's because the server just crashed you moron, it'll be back up in a bit

>expecting a fair fight from a vox ever

Borers did it again