/owg/ Overwatch General

Why is your dick a mountain dew bottle?

Yes. Then stuff her to immobility with doritos.

report and ignore

So Blizzard's gonna fix the game before ranked mode comes out right?

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>ignore
>posts about reporting

ok

Fix what, exactly?

They are going to remove bitching and require you to git gud, so yes.

But it's not broken

you new to Veeky Forums, champ?

competitive overwatch is a joke

wait, destiny has a thread but battleborn is legit dead? huh.

Ignore this post

>PotG is genji dashing in with his ult up, killing two people before getting hog'd

I should try using D.va next time on a console torb.

Being able to queue for specific gamemodes when

i dont get it

post your scores my friends

WINDOWMAKER WITH ANOTHER POTG LANDING 2 KILLS

WOW

clyp.it/3hzwg10e
is soldier 76 a weeb

pic unrelated

Have you channeled your inner edgelord and carried your team today, /owg/?

Fuck Junkrats.

When you get good

yeah it happens like 50% of the time when you try to hook tracer too. don't know how they made the hook even more bullshit to use and experience but they did.

Tracers "check me out" line makes my dick hard.

>play with randoms against a 2-3 stack
>win as all they know is bastion pocket

>still over one week of "everyone is shit except me"

>get this
>finally get the urge to play Zarya for more than a minute
>tfw when completely wreck anyone who so much as sneezes at my general direction

pic very related to my BONER

Could a team get by purely with Soldiers and Roadhogs? Seems like decent amounts of shit flinging could be inflicted with all the damage output and self healing.

All the asses in this game are great.

Back to /y/ with you.

>kill four people with death blossom
>win the game because of this
>lucio throwing two people off a ledge

Soo what decides potg?

ohayou~

THIGHS

but its true

>its High Noon
>Casually walk up to him and shotgun blast

I've done six S76 before, it's surprisingly effective.

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>rein stopping our offense cold
>switch to bastion to drain his shields
>within 5 seconds
>"WHY WE HAVE BAST ON OFFENSE"
>"BG EVERYONE DUMB
>we eventually win

People don't understand the changing heroes to fit situation concept do they?

5 76 and 1 Lucio/Reinhardt is much better

I want to just bury my face in her ass and thighs for fucking hours as she just lays there casually reading a book

Jesus christ that FOV

>waifufags

Yup.

total damage and distance from objective
lucio pushed 2 people at 100%, you did a death blossom and people were not full health and not near the objective

Game seems to value objective kills > environmental kills > normal kills.

And there's a pure RNG chance to give somebody else the POTG regardless of performance so that pity POTGs can happen.

>THOSE ZENYATTA PLAYERS WHO DON'T HEAL PEOPLE WHO NEED HEALING WITH HARMONY ORB
>THOSE ZENYATTA PLAYERS WHO POP ULT AS A PANIC BUTTON TO SAVE THEMSELVES FROM DYING
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post favorite spray for favorite hero

Is Numbani the worst map in the game?

Sometimes as Mercy you just gotta do it yourself

* >potg is lucio throwing two people off a ledge

Fuck

>All these fucking tedious, ugly google docs
Why doesn't someone do something about this?

Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.

After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.
"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.

Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.

Punching kid for everyone.

Speaking of asses, anyone got the twerking D'va cosplay webm that was the OP image a while back?

Post more.
It's also very related to my girl wood

I can multitask

>reaper will never strangle you to death with his thighs
I refuse to die by any other means

The servers/client update so fucking slow that on your screen one thing happens but on the other guy screens you havnt even begun hooking yet. Yet there is a huge amount of frames that a game in 2016 should be able to get this right.

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sick parkinsons

I play combat mercy, always killing, never healing, I'm the only one who can properly aim in the team, someone needs to get the job done.

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gonna post this to ribbit for karma, thanks

>that spray on hanzo
holy shit i'm fucking dying hahahaa

I remember this shit. Still waiting for one where Reyes farts in Mercy's face for turning him into Reaper.

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Streetpig hooks him, but since the game allows actions after hook hit confirms (this is a big reason why people get pulled through walls, they moved there after hook confirmed) Weaboo warrior deflects it off him.

every time i've gone full meme with fellow pubs with 6 76 we win easy. roadhog would probably just make the comp worse.

Zarya's barrier cooldown needs increased, just played a game where she could just run away before sustaining any serious damage.

>It's a two sprays, a green and a duplicate voice line lootbox episode

MAKE IT GO FASTER

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>overreddit
>upvoting weeb shit
pick one

>that choking aim at the end
keep playing mercy fucboi

is girlwood a thing now? can I stop saying boner? nice

Ask me anything about tracer

roadhog is h a r d

>that Genji fight
Were you scared, user?

is it wrong that gave me a chubby?

do girls like farting on man's faces?

>Keep getting put into games of attack, getting kicked out of lobbies after.

FORCED 50!

have you ever had 11 upvotes after a game?

Have you embraced tranquility yet, Veeky Forums?

please do more my sides r gon

for D.va

>entire box of dupe sprays/voice lines

Not him but I have straight friends who never, ever shut the fuck up about how straight they are and constantly have to hear about them blogging about every woman they find attractive. It goes both ways

Is A-Mei-zing the single best voice line?

A little bit, yes :( I was all alone>

>146011807
Don't worry, I will

>that aim

>Sorry, sorry, sorry! I'm sorry...

for frodo :3