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>area 4's case They rushed to start with only one witness even though they weren't close to full, the Leads and Detective memed after the opening statement, and then the Leads skipped over the detective cross examination and requests.
Blake Cooper
4th for the pastebin so more people can rip characters from Dual Destinies
Fucking hell you fucks. The benches can meme all they want but I can't as detective? What the fuck. Seriously fuck you guys.
Even Names who you guys love to make fun of is ten times better than you meme overlord circlejerks will ever be.
Jeremiah Bennett
>throwing someone out of the case essentially >they're not justified to salt in OOC
William Robinson
>defense has no questions >"wah they are kicking me"
Jacob Sullivan
hurr durr remove the detective don't even present evidence
Sebastian Gray
Face your actions, buddy. You acted like an ass. People told you to leave and wait until you were called. You ignored. Repeat this LITERALLY OVER TEN TIMES, and sum that up with your jukebox spamming. The defense simply got tired of your shit and refused to cross examine.
David Myers
>forces a shitty meme by jumping in unannounced >asked to leave and wait multiple times >asked to present the evidence before the CE starts >"No I won't you can't make me. No you're kicking me out. Why can't I force my planned intro when you guys are talking waaahh" Seriously fuck off Gato.
Noah Ward
Who were you all in the case?
Adam Adams
Who the fuck is Gato
Tyler Wright
A namefag that just tried to bomb a case
Tyler Hernandez
>used to play >had some really fun cases >had some absolutely bonkers cases >had some fucking awful cases (including a "I won't testify if you don't throw his testimony out first, because it conflicts with my prewrite!") >want to get back in >don't feel like risking 3-7 hours on a case that might be dogshit
It's not about winning, it's about people who are just bad to play with. Detectives who act like hostile walling witnesses, DAs who can't see contradictions to save their lives, judges who are either asleep or penalty happy, witnesses who can't improv or who want to be pressed three times on the same statement then presented with evidence before opening up, and prosecutors who don't even try to keep the defense honest in backing up the crazy theories with evidence.
How can I feel/get better about wagering hours of my time on the bet that I'm not in a shit case?
Camden Barnes
Some salty meme overlord who can't handle it when people ask him to wait until he's fucking called to the stand. >Gato as det waltz in before being called, interrupting the benches and fucking with the jukebox >asked to wait until he's called up >"guess I'll leave the case and go to another area guys :^) good luck"
Samuel Green
>Manfred wants all the evidence presented before the CE >"no, i like to do it as it comes up" >Manfred "then I'LL do it and have you removed!"
Carter Myers
He never even said that. >Manfred "Present the evidence before we start." >Gato "No I'll present them during the CE." >Apollo "But I don't have any questions" >Gato "You must CE me why are you kicking me from the case wahhh"
Isaac Rogers
That's not how it went at all Gato.
>prosecution, defense and judge discussing a deal >suddenly >SHO CHANGED MUSIC TO TRANS.MP3 >HELLO FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHA >Manfred tells him to fuck out because they are talking >he won't do it >defense even drops the subject because of the interruption >shitstorm happens >Gato keeps appearing and interrupting while everyone begs him to leave >he testifies >defense is so tired of his shit they just say they have no more questions/requests >ask him to leave >but wait >there's no evidence >Gato refuses to present evidence >Manfred presents everything >"You can't do that, only the detective can, and that is me" >"Then you are no longer detective, now fuck off"
You deserved it for trying to crash the case.
Jason Mitchell
You know, it's a problem when you say "he never even said that" then go on to strawman someone else. Just a neutral observer here.
Andrew Davis
Can you pastebin the logs?
Hunter Morales
>conflict over presenting evidence Why don't we just say "evidence in the Court Doc is assumed to have been submitted to the court", and then have the Det give testimony about how they found it on the scene, what the accused was acting like when apprehended, etc?
Having the Det present it in court, while true to the games, seems to be a bit of a waste of time.
Michael Morris
>it's a Detective Sho case Yeah, no. Bail out when you see that shit coming. Detective Sho never ends well and will never end well.
Benjamin Myers
>Gato = sho Apollo: I WILL PLEA GUILTY FOR A LONGER SENTENCE. Maggey: What. Apollo: WELL? Manfred: What does that even mean. Leifa Padma Kurain: Huh... what? zettaslow: You ain't the defendant little boy Apollo: ... Maggey: Um... Rephrase--? Manfred: Out. zettaslow: No Manfred: Defense. Apollo: YOU DARE CHALLENGE VON KARMA'S AUTHORITY? Manfred: Explain. Apollo: NEVERMIND MY DEAL. zettaslow: LEAVE THE JUKEBOX ALONE, OLD MAN Manfred: What kind of deal are you talking about. Manfred: Baillif, throw him out! Apollo: IT'S CALLED PLEA BARGAINING IN MY COUNTRY. zettaslow: What bailiff? Apollo: ... Maggey: Mr. Baggins has said to move on... Manfred: Blea bargaining? zettaslow: I'm the detective and the executioner of this here trial Apollo: PLEA. Manfred: GET OUT UNTIL WE CALL YOU zettaslow: YOU'RE TOO ZETTA SLOW Manfred: Apollo: The memes are too much. Leifa Padma Kurain: Enough, witness, please wait outside. Apollo: I'm switching to normal Apollo for safety measures. Manfred: Now then all memes aside. Apollo: So... Nevermind the deal. Leifa Padma Kurain: (Eh?) zettaslow: [Leaves] Manfred: No. Maggey: (That's too bad. I prefer Blah Baggins]. Apollo: ... No? Manfred: We just wasted 10 minutes on this joker. Manfred: Explain your deal. Apollo: But it was yoru witness' fault. Apollo: If you want to know, here is my deal: Apollo: I will accept a longer sentence... Apollo: If you remove all charges. Leifa Padma Kurain: (... what?) Manfred: . . . Maggey: Interesting. Apollo: (This joke is going too far) Manfred: If I remove all charges eh? Apollo: Y-Yes. Manfred: Well you've got yourself a deal. Apollo: (He's falling for it?) Manfred: Verdict now! zettaslow: I'M THE FUCKIN DETECTIVE YA FUCKIN TROGLODYTES. DO YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT THIS FUCKING CASE OR NOT? Manfred: GET Manfred: THE Manfred: FUCK Manfred: OUT Maggey: (Holy shit, I want to record this.). Apollo: Please go back to your chair. Manfred: Everyone. zettaslow: I guess I'll go steno for courtroom 2.
Bentley Jackson
Nobody wants to do that because both sides would appear to be in the wrong.
Logan Adams
>I guess I'll go steno for Area 2
Juan Roberts
OBJECTION! You're cutting out the part that happened before that!
I demand the full log, not just this excerpt.
William Powell
Character limit. Here you go. >precase Leifa Padma Kurain: I'm kinda neutral so. Maggey: I'm ready. Apollo: Apollo: Ready Leifa Padma Kurain: Alright then, let's just start. Manfred: I might just forge one anyhow. Apollo: Manfred: >case Leifa Padma Kurain: The court is now in session for the trial of the defendant: Gregory Edgeworth! Leifa Padma Kurain: Are both parties ready? Apollo: THE DEFENSE IS READY TO KICK SOME ASS. Manfred: . . . Apollo: (MY NAME IS BLAHBAGGINS. I'M A KICK-ASS DEFENSE ATTORNEY.) Manfred: Apollo: Leifa Padma Kurain: I'll... take it as a yes. Leifa Padma Kurain: Mr. von Karma, your opening statement please. Manfred: Manfred: Decisive evidence... A decisive witness. Manfred: What else is required? Apollo: YOUR HONOR. Apollo: I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A DEAL. Leifa Padma Kurain: ... (A deal?) Manfred: A deal? Apollo: I WILL PLEA GUILTY FOR A LONGER SENTENCE.
William Long
>Zettaslow What the fuck is this thing? why is this in our files? I'll take ponys over whatever hell spawn this thing came from.
Wyatt Rodriguez
To his credit he didn't actually leave.
Cameron Rodriguez
Put it all in pastebin, senpai
Hunter Lee
Pastebin it.
Jayden Thompson
While you were kicking out the namefag you should have kicked that Apollo out as well
Jackson Clark
You're still cutting out the part where Sho first appeared.
Carter Perry
He actually dropped the facade quickly and just saved the case
Aiden Ramirez
>not liking The World Ends With You
Gato is a giant faggot, but not as giant of a faggot as you.
Justin Reed
I'm not. Gato appeared right after the plea guilty sentence line.
Not really. He was still trying to do gimmicks in case.
Liam Rodriguez
>he hasn't played TWEWY To be fair, Shos are usually, uh, pretty fucking nuts. Trials with Shos are either fantastically hilarious, or crash with no survivors.
>defense presents torn ransom note >"yo, that was the missing piece of the song I was writing!" >produces the other half of the verse >actually fucking turns the ransom note evidence into songwriting sheet evidence, with judge's approval
That goddamn case.
David Martinez
That's not nearly as many interruptions as you guys were making it out to be.
Ian Reed
Explain?
Ethan Torres
>zettaslow: What bailiff? Manfred: GET OUT UNTIL WE CALL YOU >zettaslow: YOU'RE TOO ZETTA SLOW Leifa Padma Kurain: Enough, witness, please wait outside. >zettaslow: I'M THE FUCKIN DETECTIVE YA FUCKIN TROGLODYTES. DO YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT THIS FUCKING CASE OR NOT? Apollo: Please go back to your chair. >zettaslow: I guess I'll go steno for courtroom 2.
Colton Young
Are you sarcastic? Literally 11 interruptions
Luis Martinez
There will always be good cases and bad cases. You must bear with the bad ones to play the truly memorable ones that stick with you and make it all worth it. You never quite know which case will be which until the end.
We had an aquarium murder turn into indicting Death God of Hell Lupadim a few days ago. I almost didn't join it because I thought the premise was stupid, but it turned out to be the most fun I had in a long time.
Caleb Miller
Thought route for example.
He didn't actually leave though.
Ryan Ward
>Thought Route You mean making the background black and thinking "How can I explain this?", then coming up with a solution and calmly elaborating on it to the others? What a mad man!
Gavin Lopez
>"Listen to me or I'll leave" >Kudos to him he didn't actually leave. Wait what?
Adam Cruz
Ted Tonate Phinias Filch Jinxie Tenma Florent L'Belle Damian Tenma Myriam Scuttlebutt (might be ripped soon) Hugh O'Conner Soloman Starbuck Yuri Cosmos Aura Blackquill (will be ripped soon) Ponco and Clonco (might be with Aura) Norma DePlume Marlon Rimes (might be ripped soon)
Finishing Bobby's animations
that's all I can think of right now.
Jack White
Sho stuck around to delivery his tstimony. He wasn't actually threatening to leave.
t. sho
Michael Gomez
From those, the only ones worth it are:
>Jinxie >L'Belle >Tenma >Hugh O'Connor
(not counting the ones already being ripped)
Justin Ramirez
>that one case you pulled out all the stops on
Alright, if I can make all the updates happen, I'm reinstalling.
Grayson Richardson
...
Adrian Gutierrez
>Thought Route >Gimmick
What?
Adrian Hill
Announcing your thoughts to the others while Thought Route.mp3 plays is a gimmick, didn't you know?
>Gato Not even once.
Elijah Martinez
>that fucking case This is still the best screencap I've got. Too bad the Miles DC'd before that theory, he would have loved it.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>Tenma doesn't he have, like, 2 emotes?
Personally, I think Filch would be fun to play as. Starbuck and Cosmos, too, if they didn't have so many shitposting emotes.
Hugh when?
Alexander Wilson
I feel like Filch would be used for boring gimmicks, you know who he is
Hugh is one of the ones I want the most.
Owen Perez
I NEED YURI AND MARLON
Wyatt Morgan
It seemed like he was doing it the same way it happens in the games.
Jordan Adams
I have zero regrets, it was fun.
skye family still best family
Brayden Turner
As a spectator, Lang's theory destroyed my sides, all while pursuit(ass) played. It was perfect in so many ways.
Adam Campbell
>I was shocked to see my sister there The Phoenix was gold. I wish I could have him on my bench every case.
One day, I want a case featuring the best people I've seen in every role, filling those roles. But there will never be such a dream team case, because we're all user. And maybe that's best.
Mission accomplished. You know you're winning when you play Pursuit(ASS).mp3 over your theory and nobody stops you.
Camden Wood
>A man's penis is missing. Its last known actions and location are important!
Eli Rivera
nobody changes a self-DJ unless they're cucks
Grayson Watson
I guess everybody are cucks then because self dj means jack shit anymore.
Ryan Thompson
>be barok >appear >play my theme >that happens
Why?
Charles Butler
I've got all the updates, and that theme wasn't playing, for some reason. Is there another stealth update?
Jason Rodriguez
The latest one was the server update.
Wyatt Perry
why do we hate namefags?
Jayden Taylor
other servers are dominated by namefag circlejerks
we are the anti-circlejerk
John Perry
t. namefag
and it's not just namefags. we hate everyone who is being a fucking idiot.
Ryan Perez
Other servers also usually only have like 10 people max.
So just using an OOC name in general is bad?
Jackson Lopez
>using an OOC name in general is bad Nah.
Using an OOC name is necessary to use the OOC chat. Keeping the same one time after time is just fine. Being a fag isn't.
Owen Mitchell
using an OOC name isn't bad
trying to make yourself out to be more than that is being a cuck namefag
Jordan Sanchez
>10 people max Maybe online at a time, but they are not that small.
Charles Davis
I stand by the fact that if you case a lot people will focus more on the negative than the positive.
Like Names for example.
Xavier Martinez
i have been consistently casing since the server went up in december, nobody ever talks about me.
i just don't bring my personal life into it and play the game to merely PLAY THE GAME
Julian Hill
Sometimes I fear I'm going to make some tremendous fuck-up that'll tarnish my reputation forever. Then I can remember I can just change my name and move the fuck on.
Kayden Jenkins
>tfw never bring up anything personal >mfw all i do is case nearly every day >still occasionally namedropped
Nicholas Perez
THE BUG IS EVOLVING. HELP!
Bentley Cook
>Atheist vampire
Good case.
Carson James
I'm salty that I couldn't be part of this case.
But it's so good, anyway.
Jaxon Gutierrez
You were banned for spoilers in rec room
Thomas Young
...
John Hall
can the full game be uploaded on mega or media fire google docs take too long
Elijah Mitchell
It is on mega. use the doc to get there.
Leo Sullivan
That was over a week ago...
Juan Adams
The default ban for spoilers is until month after the release, you can contact Lupa about your ban
Nolan Baker
>saltpullo getting salt at barok for taking a bit to improvise a testimony he didn't have to give
Jaxson Torres
>complains about salt >while salting up the thread
Blake Miller
>anyone ever being salty about time taken to give testimony Live testimony is best testimony.
James Gomez
case?
Jack Bennett
Any building happening?
Ryder White
Two entrances.
Although he's a faggot for not waiting, he only interrupted the conversation twice. The other times he spoke, he was part of the conversation (even if it were to just tell him to fuck off).