/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

What the fuck is that crime against nature

Moonies!!!

nori bp

>tfw getting ready to erp with naka
>we're both chatting on discord
>ask him if he's ready
>replies with "My body's ready"
>we both start laughing too hard to keep erping
sigh what a clown

Bears !!

...

i don't think baka has any raid experience actually outside of this group

which is why he's one of the only people i'll ever admit to being impressed by

kid's got the juice

but yeah i've progressed at least a little on every single tier but i haven't really closed out any tier except BCoB, and I did T13 prog. dunno about anyone else i know kumfi did FCoB prog

xth for sneering

Also this thread needs more Highlander woman.. And elezen.

VRF IS DEAD

DOES ANYBODY PLAY ON HYPERION ANYMORE

Did anyone make any new friends today?

NO

A c@.
Obviously.

>not voting midlander
you guys are a bunch of deluded retards

So I'm a recent transfer from WoW, and I've just got one quick question - what's this game's equivalent of Moon Guard's Goldshire? I.E., what's the game's ERP hotspot? I'm looking to do some scenes and I'm wondering where to go for that.

i haven't made a new friend in months.

then again i'm not in an FC

Balmung

Quicksand

this isn't a thing, stop this at once

Balmung
Ul'dah

He raided in first and second coil.
>Stratos is the one in that static with the mist raid experience.
Huh. That's kind of weird and I didn't think about it.

dude, i love moonies

gp

B A L M U N G
You either have to go through an internet speed/skill check or a paywall first before you get in though

Can anyone help me with Monk?
I feel I've got everything down besides the opener, how should I be opening in fights and raids and stuff?

>people are more interested in knowing where the ERP is when starting a new game instead of content and endgame
just wow

>I'm the only vote for Highlander

Naka best.

How do you mean? I see the server's closed for right now. Is it really that competitive trying to get a character slot in there?

Till the monster stirred, that demon, that fiend/Grendel who haunted the moors, the wild/Marshes, and made his home in a hell./Not hell but hell on earth. He was spawned in that slime/Of Cain, murderous creatures banished/ By God, punished forever for the crime/ Of Abel's death.

ERP is the endgame, dummy

Name a single static that doesn't have people e-fucking, skyping, or cybering. Go on.

this is acceptable

It's closed always besides the 20 opening just after a maintenance downtime.
Or, you pay for a server transfer.

ugly

xth for Midnight Maid hour and Awena is super cute.

>Huh. That's kind of weird and I didn't think about it.
How is it weird that the person that's raided in literally every single raid tier has the most experience?

I got you.

I am becoming bored of crafting. Maybe I can find someone who will pay me to serve them.

F A L S I F I E D

who dis

Yes. You have a 2-3 minute window after servers go up before it's permanently locked down until the next maintenance. That or you shell out $18 for all the delicious catgirl dick you can eat.

I voted highlander before you did, nerd.
I would've voted elezen since I've got things here and there but highlander has always suited me more.
there_i_am_spongebob.jpg

>when paks responds to you

You don't know shit about anything outside of xivg, so don't presume.

>doesn't actually reply

you should

For a price.

My good looks are a curse. Women are too scared to talk to me because they think I'm out of their league.

I don't know I just forget Stratos has been playing this game literally forever now and has been raiding for just as long.

*nori gb

Stop erping and go spend more time with you wife.....

RP servers tend to have lots of people that are willing to do the new and old stuff so asking that would probably be a bit pointless.

never

Balmung is Moon Guard. The Quicksand in Uldah is Goldshire.

no

no

no!!

I met a SCH in DF tonight who bore the brunt of my tanking pace after I needed to blow off some steam from a shoddy raid performance tonight. The run went fairly smooth, and I apologized for not communicating more before explaining myself. We had a good talk and got along well. It was a pleasant experience and a needed one to lighten my mood.

we fished for like 2 hours today dummy

>awena confirms noribp

Something about Nori's ears feel particularly pettable. Nori what is the secret to your ears? Do you need an EB to pet them daily?

>tfw multiple people have told you that your character is "pretty"
>tfw male character
What are top priority lore pieces for WHM?

I'm a lizard in a rock.
:3

/pet

Yes.

Of course!
...If you pay the right price...

Oh, what a cute couple....

post character

Do I just give up on Di. AST and switch back to WHM? I'm kinda tired of getting meme'd on and all these statics want a SCH replacement and I don't like playing Diet Scholar in Nocturnal Sect.

awena is just POOP POSTING

Awena......................

/joy

I get daily pettings, this might be the secret..

I'm a lizard turned to pulp.
:3

Who is this cat twerking on?

If they want scholars, what good will going white mage do?

>tfw facerolling literally all of this content

When does it get difficult..

You don't really need an fc for friends, just be outgoing to people and theyll bring you along on things or youll both think up adventures together
>tfw I had 9 people on my friendslist before getting an fc invite
This is the neatest thing I've read all day, good on you, user.

>all these statics want a SCH replacement
>Noct. AST
>SCH replacement
You wouldn't want to be in those statics anyway.
WHM for progression Di. AST for post-progression to be honest.

>poop posting

post big guys and people who love big guys

Why deny the truth?

:3

>tfw noriko denied the truth a lot

2 big guys

I wonder what their names are in Japan.

I wasn't twerking.. and I was on a couch!!... See.... it's right there....

Wow!! Awena has a twin!
there is no bp stop this meme, naka does not approve!

>this wild goose chase for corrupted crystals

I'm going to murder every one of these NPCs.

No one ever suspects the poor, desperate ones.

strawpoll.me/10532787/

But you're facing away from the counter and that's a new screenshot! I don't believe it... someone must have been underneath you, sniffing the bp...

The time you spend complaining is time you could be spending looking for those corrupted crystals

Even - Sleep
Odd - Spam Midas
0 - Fish

and what exactly, pray tell, would you be using these corrupted crystals for

I forgot how much I love this questline.

I am sorry user. It's the way these things are.

We're going to need to get you an air horn...

good night

Nori has some big tiddies.

Can I titfuck this cat?

Okay, dad.

Breaching a primal's bumhole, apparently.

hello
you are speaking to the cat

Your eyes aren't working right!! See! and WOW
rude...

last chance before elimination

let this be lesson

one day i'll say hi to you kazoo